freckledheart

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    “Sweetheart, your pretty little head is so silly. For every photocard I make of ugly hockey men, I make two of my gorgeous, radiant, pulchritudinous boyfriend. Sometimes three.”

    A smile breaks through the heated haze of Shane’s expression. “You’ve been using the thesaurus Dad got you for Christmas?”

    “I will beat Yuna Hollander at Scrabble one day,” Ilya declares against Shane’s hip bone.

    In the year between the Cottage and the Centaurs, Ilya misses Shane more than ever. Svetlana’s teenage cousin offers a coping method: Kpop-style Shane Hollander photocards to stare at all day long. It's a shame carrying around pictures of fellow hockey players is just not socially acceptable.

    …At least, not yet.
     
    (AKA: Ilya's mission to desensitize the hockey world to his Hollander fanboyisms, and the NHL players that suffer for it.)

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    02 Jun 2026

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    02 Jun 2026

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    [Boss Babes]

    Jessica:
    I just had a revelation
    So we know the following information about Jane right:
    1. Rich
    2. Famous (enough for us to ALL recognize her)
    3. Powerful? (has contacts in NHL)
    4. PUBLICALLY well-known supporter of the HABS (EW!) but born in Ottawa
    5. Lives/spends a lot of time between Ottawa and Montreal
    6. Extremely demanding job which involves lots of travel
    7. Fluent in French/English
    8. Would lose job, friends, and family amid massive public scandal if relationship with Rozanov was leaked

    So far we've been stumped, no female celebs match that description
    But what if we're looking in the wrong direction
    Because I believe there's a MAN who fits the description to a T

    Jane:
    I don't like where this is going

    Jessica:
    What if (s)HE's actually…
    JUSTIN TRUDEAU

    - Jane has left the conversation -

    Jessica:
    I rest my case

    The Boston WAGs and their investigations into the curious case of Rozanov's Jane Doe.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander has a secret life. No, not the one where he's hiding his trysts with his rival.

    He's a pseudonymous hockey romance author under the alias Jane Dutch.

    And the Metros WAGs have just picked up his first release for their book club...

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    30 May 2026

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    “I think,” he says, watching Karen pull Hen out onto the dance floor, their eyes never leaving each other’s, “I think I’m just—sad.”

    Maybe. That feels like a close enough word to describe this gaping maw right in the center of his chest. It’s only really there sometimes, taking little bites out of him, easy enough to ignore, but today is worse.

    “About being single at a wedding,” Eddie says, not a question.

    Buck shrugs. “Sounds stupid when you put it that way.”

    or, the one with the four weddings (feat. a drunk karen wilson, shania twain, a single cheerio, and some confessions over cubed fruit).

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