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“And somehow nobody notices,” said Crowley, “that an unusually large portion of the South Downs population is made up of older queer couples with one blond and one ginger.” They were sitting on the moon, and he was peering down at Earth with a telescope that was miraculously far more powerful than it should have been. “And they all have strikingly similar names, too.”
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Herein lies my depiction of how the Second Coming is not going to go.
THIS STORY IS NOT FINISHED and probably never will be, but I'm really proud of the 41 chapters that exist, and chapter 19 has instructions on how to fold a fitted sheet (yes, really!), so I want it to see the light of day. At some point, I will at least post a SUMMARY of the intended ending.
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Crowley clenched his teeth. Supreme Archangel Aziraphale was every bit as much of a prisoner as Principality Aziraphale had ever been. Possibly even more so. “Not going how you expected, then.”
“I have made changes, Crowley.”
“What, more tartan?”
“Non-superficial changes.”
“...What’s in the briefcase?”
“...Information,” Aziraphale answered. “You might find it useful.” He was barely even pretending to read his paper, just staring at it. Frowning. His entire body was stiff and tense.
“...Information, about what?”
“The Second Coming.”
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Heaven has decided that they need a new Christ Child for the Second Coming (because the original was too nice), and Moira Sheffield is the perfect choice to be the new Virgin Mother.
And then the Christ Child's gender was chosen by my phone's autocorrect, and I just couldn't resist.
This is a "spinoff" of my much longer non-crack fic, To Protect and Keep, but you can enjoy this one without reading that one.
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“Behold,” Crowley said, holding out his hand, where an oyster fork was resting on his open palm. “The Child of God.”
Aziraphale stared at him. He blinked. His eyes flicked back and forth between the demon’s face and his open hand. “...Crowley?”
“He’s nae joking,” Moira said, and she wearily nodded towards… the fork. “Tha’s me kid.”
Aziraphale raised his eyebrows as he warily looked back and forth between Crowley, Moira, and… the fork.
And sure enough, the oyster fork wiggled a little, squirming into a more comfortable position, and its tines curled and flexed ever so subtly.
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- Part 1 of The Christ Fork
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There Was Only One Box by TogetherAgain for nieded
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), The Muppets - All Media Types
21 Dec 2025
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An angel and a demon walk into The Muppet Theater.
Comedy ensues.
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“Well, we’re the ones with the tickets,” Crowley said, holding up his own ticket as proof.
The two old men looked at each other. “...When was the last time we got actual tickets?” said the one on the right. The one on the left shrugged.
Crowley grit his teeth.
Aziraphale did not particularly care for the direction this was heading, so he intervened. “Oh, not a problem at all, gentlemen. Not to worry,” he said to the apparent regulars with a very polite smile. “You can sit in your usual seats, and we can just use these seats!” He gestured to two identical theatre seats that he had just miracled into existence, along with the necessary additional space in the box.
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Crowley and Aziraphale each convinced their respective sides that their counterpart was extremely dangerous and best avoided, but not everyone knows to heed good advice.
One angel is about to learn the hard way that confronting Crowley is a bad idea. Crowley is really going to enjoy enlightening them.
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Overworked publishing executive Aziraphale has fallen into a bad habit of late night excess and ephemeral one night stands but this time, when he wakes in a stranger's bed, he doesn't get to sneak away.
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23 Oct 2025
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In Case of Fire by anatomicgirl for Tosie, lai
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
29 Aug 2025
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A fire alarm has all hotel guests waiting in the chilly night air. Aziraphale is wearing his dressing gown and shoes, as per the Fire Action Protocols, but a certain redhead who has caught his eye seems to be ignorant of the rules. Perhaps Aziraphale ought to offer him his dressing gown? The poor man is shivering, after all. It would be the right thing to do…
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They stared at each other, and then Crowley advanced on him. Aziraphale was frozen in place, hypnotized again by those insanely beautiful eyes. They were practically liquid gold, and he wanted to drown, drown, drown in them. He didn’t register how close they’d gotten until a soft hand caressed his cheek and a puff of warm breath ghosted across his lips.“We can share the dressing gown, angel. Keep each other warm.”
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29 Sep 2025
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Oh, Lord, Heal This Love by WaitingToBeBroken
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Jul 2024
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"Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don't know each other," is what Crowley's dating profile says.
Too bad Aziraphale was too busy staring at those graceful fingers in his picture to realise that, before he agreed to go on a date with him.
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- Part 7 of The Ineffable Meet-Cute
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25 Sep 2025
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My Pretend Boyfriend Plays Bass by HenriettaRHippo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 May 2025
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Aziraphale hates rock music and crowded bars, but he reluctantly agrees to attend his coworker's girlfriend's gig.
But when a creep won't take no for an answer, suddenly Aziraphale has a fake boyfriend in the form of the gorgeous bassist he's been admiring all evening.
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- Part 1 of The Librarian and the Rockstar
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27 Jul 2025
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I saw Crowley kissing Santa Claus (NOW illustrated by IneffableChocolateCheeseCake) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for TogetherAgain, starryfull13, IneffableChocolateCheeseCake, NGK_RedKite, Elwyst, Yvesriba, Miele_Petite, the_bug_geek, marsch_00, Snowfilly1
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Dec 2024
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Crowley is visiting family for the holidays. All he wants for Christmas is a new boyfriend. He didn't expect Santa to be quite so accommodating about his request however...
Human AU. Magic is real, so is Santa (sort of) Spicy times ahead, enjoy, and Merry Christmas. I wrote this in the early hours of Christmas Eve after getting bitten by a rabid plot bunny who wouldn't let me go to bed until it was done.
EDIT: Now illustrated by IneffableChocolateCheeseCake. Yes, the illustration was for a previous Christsmas fic originally ("Naughty or Nice"), but IC3 said as it worked for this fic as well, why not add it here too? So I did :)
FURTHER EDIT: BRAND NEW ART! IneffableChocolateCheeseCake got bitten by the art bunny and drew an adorably smutty sketch to go with this as well, and sent it over to me for Christmas, so now added to the fic too!
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24 Dec 2024