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Aziraphale is trying to create his Demon disguse but only has tools one may find in a celestial office.
Can Crowley offer a hand to his angel?
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Your Act is a Ruse by PrincessOfHouseNightstar
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types, The Adventurer: The Curse of the Midas Box (2014)
03 Jun 2026
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A very rare and rather dubious book had come to light, rumours circling the Bureau of Antiquities for months on end. At first, they were just that, rumours and conjecture, but over time there seemed to be some substance to them—something Will couldn’t ignore, even if he wanted to.
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Captain Will Charity has heard rumours of a book of prophecies by one Agnes Nutter. He seeks to stop it falling into the wrong hands, leading him to A.Z. Fell and Co. How will Aziraphale react to this mysterious man showing up in his shop? And more importantly, does Aziraphale have the all-important prophecies?
A light-hearted Good Omens crossover fic!
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- Part 15 of Good Omens Oneshots
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𖥔 The Many Pleasurable Phenomenons of Angelic Intimacy by voidzphere
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
29 May 2026
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Crowley had always been disinterested in the topic of humans and their suggestive ways of showing intimacy. When he reads a book about it, it ends up upsetting him a bit, but thankfully Aziraphale is there to cheer him up! With some struggle. But overtime, he does. trust
tldr; crowley is on the aroace spectrum but he doesnt realize that yet lol
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The world ended, and they recreated it, almost exactly as it was. Now Aziraphale and Crowley are engaged, how will Heaven and Hell react?
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So the Story Goes... by PrincessOfHouseNightstar
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types, Alice In Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
26 May 2026
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This was when Aziraphale paused, a sound of shuffling catching his attention. Oh, blast it all, can’t an angel get any peace?
Sighing quite heavily with the weight of millenia of interruptions, the angel stood and removed his gloves and spectacles before he picked up the gramophone needle, halting the sweet sounds of Shostakovich. Sorry, old chap.
“We’re closed,” Aziraphale chimed out, eyes flicking about in search of the source of the sound. “Can’t you read the sign?” he huffed as he marched off, quite determined to get back to his precious reading session as soon as possible.
However, he paused and rolled his eyes when he saw a flash of red and black dart between the bookshelves.
“Now really, dear boy, this isn’t funny!” He set off once more. “Crowley!”
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After a rude interruption to one of his reading sessions, Aziraphale finds himself in Wonderland. He gets more than he bargained for and ends up pinned with the responsibility of saving Wonderland from certain destruction. Will he stay and help, or run due to his anxieties? Only time will tell.
This is now completed!
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Aziraphale moves into a new townhouse, and finds himself navigating an all-out war with a diabolical neighbor.
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“Rosy is lovely! She’s the nicest snake you could ask for. Snakes get a bad reputation but people don’t even give them a chance!”
“Oh, I’m sure your… Rosy… is a very nice snake. I’ve just always had… well, a thing about them. Are you… Will you be breeding food for her?”
Crowley, now sullenly tugging the box into his apartment, looked up. “Yeah.”
“Oh.”
“Oh for crying out loud, what now?”
“It’s just… Do you really think it’s a good idea, breeding rodents in an apartment building? I mean, what if they get out?”
“That’s what this is for.” Crowley looked at him like he was an idiot. “So they don’t get out.”
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Aziraphale is outraged when his snake-keeping neighbor allows a rat to escape and it ends up loose in his apartment. When Crowley tries to make it up to him it looks like a relationship could be a real possibility... if only Aziraphale could get over his fear of snakes.Basically just ~15k words of these two idiots trying to get to know each other while navigating the terrors of being known, all under the guise of rodent control.
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Nine Inch Scales by NooRose93
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Nine Inch Nails (Band)
22 May 2026
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Crowley is the frontman of Nine Inch Scales. When a feral, self-destructive performance reaches a literal breaking point on stage, Crowley wakes to find himself in the care of a mysterious, old-fashioned stranger. Someone who feels impossibly familiar, and who may know more about him than he knows about himself…
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What's a demon to do when his angel's been holed up at his desk all day? (Does not contain spoilers for S3.)
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Good Omens Season 3, except it's the ending we actually needed. by cocomono for realchangbinsalonn
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 May 2026
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"Give me the pen, angel."
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The universe is ending tonight. Time to say goodbye. It's been a long way.Huh? Crowley doesn't want it to?
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- Part 1 of The Rest Of Our Lives. - 2026
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Crowley is taking the bull by its proverbial horns, throwing herself into a life of grey-suited corporate drudgery. Money, money, money, right? Aziraphale is a lifer, already beholden to the company store. They're soulmates, kindred spirits, best friends - but also nasty, bitchy and disenchanted. Pity they're both gay, otherwise they'd be the ultimate power couple, right?
To the world [fuck the world]!
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Half a year after Aziraphale left, Crowley is trying his best to come to terms with the fact that the world is going to end in just seven weeks and that he will likely have to face that end alone. Having done all he can, all that's left for him to do is to distract himself while he waits. Teaching a too-nice-for-their-own-good human not to take in random strangers might be just the ticket.
Meanwhile, up in Heaven, Aziraphale is receiving some troubling news about the Second Coming. Troubling - but possibly the best chance he is ever going to get to set things to rights. Now, if only he could get Crowley aboard, but that seems to be much more difficult than he would like.
The solution to all their problems is much closer than they think. If only they'd remember the elephant...OR: Just another post-season 2 fic. But with more glitter.
[Part of my Credo series, but, like the rest, can be read on its own. The rating is for angst later on.]
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- Part 8 of Credo
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Aziraphale has been lost to an erotic series of paperbacks, and Crowley is bored of it.
Maybe a bit jealous.
A bit.
He decides to do something about it.
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home, permanently by edensdelights
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Apr 2026
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There had been a lot of realizations that Crowley had had to have since beginning the moving in process.
One, he wasn't alone anymore. He's with Aziraphale- not that he expected to be with anyone else, and Aziraphale is with him- although that was a bit more unexpected, at least to Crowley.
Two, and most importantly, his cycle of loneliness had ended. He'd have to get used to that.
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In other words, moving into the South Downs Cottage, and Crowley's realization that he's home.
A collection of fluff, and all things domestic.
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Quit Touching That! by The_Bentley
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Apr 2026
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Crowley gets touchy with the paintings at the art museum. Aziraphale is sure his actions will get them thrown out.
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In order to save his home and his pride, Crowley needs to win a yacht race around the UK.
Aziraphale joins him in a desperate attempt to do something, anything, to shift his life out of its depressingly comfortable stasis.
2,000 nautical miles.
37 days at sea.
2 men.
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Daniel 3:16-38 (The Fiery Furnace) by KC_Bonneville
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types
21 Apr 2026
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Aziraphale calls on his trustworthy demon acquaintance for help when three righteous men face a fiery furnace in response to a bet with a king. Unfortunately Crawly seems to be in a mischievous mood.
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- Part 2 of In The Beginning
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,417
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 10
- Hits:
- 63
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I'll Be Your Good Pet by LoganQuinn13
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Apr 2026
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Aziraphale is Crowley's English professor. Crowley is a teacher's pet.
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And Low Moons stud the walls In Gold by IneffableDistortion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Apr 2026
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Aziraphale is the only priest in the small village of Tadfield, or at least that's the job he probably should be doing. He's much more fond of being left alone with his books, very overgrown church-grounds, and pretty much abandoned church. But, when the local Satanists mistakenly summon a very shadowy, snakey demon in said church, he finds he's stuck with company.
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Somewhere around the time when the blackberries in the hedgerow turned dark and sumptuous, the demon began sporadically appearing behind him whenever he turned-
“Crowley! For god’s sake” his sudden appearance had caused him to knock over a glass bottle he’d filled with water, and placed a clover cutting in several weeks ago. it had been growing roots quite wonderfully.“I don’t do anything for Her sake angel”
He was bothersome. The quirk of his lips, the angle at which his hips jutted, the appraisal of his yellow eyes. Bothersome. The bottle and clover righted itself without his acknowledgement. Aziraphale glanced up on im-pulse, as if there would be some retribution in the sunlit clouds drifting slowly across the ether. He shook himself.
“You’re being silly, Crowley”
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Need A Light, Angel? by PrincessOfHouseNightstar
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
15 Apr 2026
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Azriel Fell's lighter decides not to play ball, leading to him meeting the mysterious Anthony Crowley whom he's never encountered in H & H Inc. before. Small talk, teasing and a little flirting ensue, but Anthony is the one left craving more.
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- Part 6 of Good Omens Oneshots
- Part 1 of Ineffable Bureaucracy