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Hall of Presidents (The Alternian Candidate) by FailureArtist
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Manchurian Candidate (1962), The Manchurian Candidate - Richard Condon
23 May 2026
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A storehouse for various things connected to The Alternian Candidate and other stories in this AU
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- Part 3 of The Alternian Candidate
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The Alternian Candidate by FailureArtist
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Manchurian Candidate (1962), The Manchurian Candidate - Richard Condon, Real Person Fiction
31 Mar 2026
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In a hotel bathroom stood a twenty-three year old Medal of Honor recipient. John Egbert looked at himself in the mirror. He didn’t recognize himself. This was a normal situation for him.
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A “The Manchurian Candidate” story in the world of Homestuck, with LGBTQ themes and guest appearances by Lolita and Lawerence of Arabia among two dozen other things.Series
- Part 1 of The Alternian Candidate
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Life with Betty by FailureArtist
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Manchurian Candidate (1962), The Manchurian Candidate - Richard Condon
31 Jan 2026
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A series of drabbles about June Egbert's childhood with Betty.
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- Part 10 of The Alternian Candidate
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The Assassination of Gamzee Makara by FailureArtist
Fandoms: Homestuck, Political RPF - Russian 20th c.
30 Dec 2025
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Queen Jane's beloved holy troll Gamzee Makara must die for the good of Prospit, and King Jake's friends think they can do it. How hard can it be to kill this love machine? Oh, that hard?
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Citizen Chauvelin Has Entered the Chat by FailureArtist
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Scarlet Pimpernel Series - Baroness Orczy
15 Dec 2025
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Citizen Chauvelin has the Scarlet Pimpernel at his mercy and he will get out the information on where the escaped émigrés are hidden, even if he has to use the most erotic means at his disposable.
Or at least that's the situation Bro Strider and Pa Harley are roleplaying, with June Egbert forced to chaperone due to Plot Hijinx from The Alternian Candidate.
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- Part 12 of The Alternian Candidate
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,890
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 183
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16 year old Roxy Lalonde has a job interview with Skaianet CEO Jake Harley to baby sit his children.
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The Young Jake Harley Chronicles (The Alternian Candidate) by FailureArtist
Fandoms: Homestuck, Real Person Fiction
05 Dec 2025
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The adventures of Jake Harley from The Alternian Candidate up until he turned 35 (1902-1937), told in no particular order.
Or my Marty Stu OC named Jake Harley idk idc.
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- Part 2 of The Alternian Candidate
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Fatherfuckin' Jake Harley!!! by FailureArtist
Fandoms: Homestuck, Skaianet Systems Incorporated
03 Dec 2025
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A short dubiously canonical history of Jake Harley's love life
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 892
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 59
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Caesar on a TV Screen by FailureArtist
Fandoms: The Manchurian Candidate (1962), The Manchurian Candidate - Richard Condon
01 Dec 2025
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While her husband is away, Eleanor Iselin puts on his clothes.
A Song Fic of "Caesar on a TV Screen" by The Last Dinner Party
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Untitled BettyJohn Fic by FailureArtist
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Manchurian Candidate (1962), The Manchurian Candidate - Richard Condon
27 Nov 2025
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In 1959, a bored secretary writes a fanfic about the politician's wife Mrs. Betty Crocker and her stepson the radio comedian John Egbert. Later events make this smut story awkward.
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- Part 11 of The Alternian Candidate
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Jake English gets bergamot poisoning.
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I get bubble tea with my original character Alice Rachael Plein Harley, Jake Harley's wife and Jade Harley's mother.
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- Part 9 of The Alternian Candidate
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,345
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 21
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The Seven Year Itch by FailureArtist
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Manchurian Candidate (1962), The Manchurian Candidate - Richard Condon
01 Oct 2025
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The torrid affair between Senator Jake "Hass the Rock" Harley and radio host Roderick "Bro" Strider during 1955-1956, as seen in the background of "The Alternian Candidate".
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- Part 6 of The Alternian Candidate
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[Podfic] Roxy's Letter from Chapter 16 of The Seven Year Itch by EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken6604, FailureArtist for FailureArtist
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Manchurian Candidate (1962), The Manchurian Candidate - Richard Condon
30 Sep 2025
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Roxy explains to Dirk why he should give up on trying to romance Jake.
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- Part 8 of The Alternian Candidate
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 94
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Or: Louisianastuck for short
Tavros goes from Maryland to Louisiana to visit his best friend Gamzee. It turns out Gamzee thinks they are more than friends. Can Tavros spend a week with Gamzee after knowing Gamzee has a crush on him? Can he deal with Gamzee's ill-tempered father, his creepy over-protective brother, that brother's hyper friends, and in addition Gamzee's ex-girlfriend? How easy is it to get a ticket from Baton-Rouge to Baltimore-Washington at the last minute?
(First chapter is a call for betas, second chapter is a rough draft and another plea for betas)
Edit: 9/23/25: Okay, I finally posted the unfinished draft of the second chapter. Not going to work on this anymore.
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Hooray for Trollywood! Rough Cut by FailureArtist
Fandoms: Homestuck, Classic Hollywood RPF
22 Sep 2025
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A preview and call-to-action for my Studio-Era Hollywood/Homestuck AU.
9/21/25: Never mind, posted all of the Act 1 Rough Draft since I've lost interest in this.
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Ocean Avenue by FailureArtist
Fandoms: Homestuck, Sunset Boulevard (1950), The Manchurian Candidate (1962), The Manchurian Candidate - Richard Condon, Real Person Fiction
05 Aug 2025
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Mrs. Betty Crocker traps a down-and-out Billy Wilder into writing a screenplay where her second husband's movie character Colonel Sassacre finally marries his comedic partner Critter George. But what happens when Betty catches flushed feelings for the screenwriter who looks exactly like William Holden?
For the 55th year anniversary of Sunset Boulevard.
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- Part 7 of The Alternian Candidate
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An Elephant Never Forgets by FailureArtist
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Manchurian Candidate (1962), The Manchurian Candidate - Richard Condon, Real Person Fiction
04 Jun 2025
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The story of how Sam "Colonel Sassacre" Crocker and Betty got together in The Alternian Candidate
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- Part 5 of The Alternian Candidate
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The Manchurian Candidate Essays by FailureArtist
Fandoms: The Manchurian Candidate (1962), The Manchurian Candidate (2004), The Manchurian Candidate - Richard Condon
19 May 2025
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A series of essays on the various forms of The Manchurian Candidate (novel by Richard Condon, the 1962 movie, the 2004 remake), updated when I can
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English (1968) by FailureArtist
Fandoms: Homestuck, Real Person Fiction, Barbarella (1968)
12 May 2025
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The IMDB and TV Tropes pages for the movie "English: Captain of the Galaxy", which does not exist.