FailureArtist



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    Trolls land in Siberia in 1908 and this is the consequence. AU based on the 1959 novel/1962 movie The Manchurian Candidate.

    The main story is finished now and I have moved on to the spiritual sequel "The Spartan Housewives of NoVa" (tumblr here) but I might add more.

    Don't let the name order fool you, this is FailureArtist's work and EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken6604 did a lovely podfic but otherwise yeah it's FailureArtist.

    You can write within this AU if you let me know. Additional podfics are welcome.

    Discord server here

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    The trolls we know are now humans whose paths have somehow ended up in Midland, Michigan. Some parts of their lives are the same, some are different. Yet a cult, growing quickly in the 2010s, ensnares their lives. How did we get to this point?

     

    My NaNoWriMo 2018 project "Friendship & Stuff" and my NaNoWriMo 2019 project "Friendship & Stuff" side-stories, combined together!

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    I wrote a story where the Zahhaks get drunk in a wine bar and then I wrote a sequel and a prequel and maybe I'll be tempted to write more.

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    A breakdown of podfic hosting options. This contains some recommendations and the pros and cons of many of the services. Ultimately, it's up to you to decide where you're hosting your podfic and there are a lot of options.

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    27 May 2026

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    “Y’should put’that out n’me.” Harley’s eyes flicker toward Strider, only taking a few moments to take in how utterly wasted the man is. He merely chuckles in response, putting his arm under Ambrose’ so he could even stand up right.

    He instead lets the cigarette onto the ground and stomps on it with his boot. “Let’s getcha home, now shall we?” Easily ignoring the youngers’ protests, they shuffle away from the building and onto the sidewalk, one humming as a reply to the others’ in-comprehensive speech.

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    Bro Strider and Grandpa Harley accidentally get married in Las Vegas. Actual plot is in here I know

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    15 Apr 2026

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    You are JAKE ENGLISH. Your best bro in the whole goddamn world, DIRK STRIDER, has transported a MEGA FAT BLUNT to your location. You suppose there's only one thing you can do: light it.

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    The picturesque village of Buell, Maine is one of the last in the United States to continue the tradition of the “harvest” or “prosperity” lottery. Its residents insist the lottery makes them stronger, even as condemnation from outsiders grows.

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    This is a story about a Wikipedia article about a series of YouTube videos about a man getting lost in a wilderness of his own making.

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    08 Nov 2025