FailureArtist
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Hall of Presidents (The Alternian Candidate) by FailureArtist
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Manchurian Candidate (1962), The Manchurian Candidate - Richard Condon
23 May 2026
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A storehouse for various things connected to The Alternian Candidate and other stories in this AU
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- Part 3 of The Alternian Candidate
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The Alternian Candidate by FailureArtist
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Manchurian Candidate (1962), The Manchurian Candidate - Richard Condon, Real Person Fiction
31 Mar 2026
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In a hotel bathroom stood a twenty-three year old Medal of Honor recipient. John Egbert looked at himself in the mirror. He didn’t recognize himself. This was a normal situation for him.
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A “The Manchurian Candidate” story in the world of Homestuck, with LGBTQ themes and guest appearances by Lolita and Lawerence of Arabia among two dozen other things.Series
- Part 1 of The Alternian Candidate
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Life with Betty by FailureArtist
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Manchurian Candidate (1962), The Manchurian Candidate - Richard Condon
31 Jan 2026
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A series of drabbles about June Egbert's childhood with Betty.
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- Part 10 of The Alternian Candidate
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The Assassination of Gamzee Makara by FailureArtist
Fandoms: Homestuck, Political RPF - Russian 20th c.
30 Dec 2025
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Queen Jane's beloved holy troll Gamzee Makara must die for the good of Prospit, and King Jake's friends think they can do it. How hard can it be to kill this love machine? Oh, that hard?
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Citizen Chauvelin Has Entered the Chat by FailureArtist
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Scarlet Pimpernel Series - Baroness Orczy
15 Dec 2025
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Citizen Chauvelin has the Scarlet Pimpernel at his mercy and he will get out the information on where the escaped émigrés are hidden, even if he has to use the most erotic means at his disposable.
Or at least that's the situation Bro Strider and Pa Harley are roleplaying, with June Egbert forced to chaperone due to Plot Hijinx from The Alternian Candidate.
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- Part 12 of The Alternian Candidate
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,890
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 182
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The Alternian Candidate by EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken6604, FailureArtist
Fandom Homestuck, Original Work, Real Person Fiction, Sunset Boulevard (1950), The Manchurian Candidate (1962), The Manchurian Candidate - Richard Condon, The Scarlet Pimpernel Series - Baroness Orczy
23 May 2026
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Trolls land in Siberia in 1908 and this is the consequence. AU based on the 1959 novel/1962 movie The Manchurian Candidate.
The main story is finished now and I have moved on to the spiritual sequel "The Spartan Housewives of NoVa" (tumblr here) but I might add more.
Don't let the name order fool you, this is FailureArtist's work and EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken6604 did a lovely podfic but otherwise yeah it's FailureArtist.
You can write within this AU if you let me know. Additional podfics are welcome.
- Words:
- 297,741
- Works:
- 11
- Bookmarks:
- 5
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Homespork by chelonianmobile, FailureArtist
Fandom Hiveswap, Homestuck, How Not to Write a Novel
14 Feb 2024
- Words:
- 521,066
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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The trolls we know are now humans whose paths have somehow ended up in Midland, Michigan. Some parts of their lives are the same, some are different. Yet a cult, growing quickly in the 2010s, ensnares their lives. How did we get to this point?
My NaNoWriMo 2018 project "Friendship & Stuff" and my NaNoWriMo 2019 project "Friendship & Stuff" side-stories, combined together!
- Words:
- 118,032
- Works:
- 20
- Bookmarks:
- 4
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I wrote a story where the Zahhaks get drunk in a wine bar and then I wrote a sequel and a prequel and maybe I'll be tempted to write more.
- Words:
- 22,175
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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Utena Music Videos by FailureArtist
Fandom Adolescence of Utena - Fandom, Foo Fighters, Garbage (Band), Sam Phillips - Fandom, Shoujo Kakumei Utena | Revolutionary Girl Utena, The Beatles
28 Jan 2016
- Words:
- 73
- Works:
- 6
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[Meta] A Breakdown of Podfic Hosting Options by GoLBMeta (GodOfLaundryBaskets)
Fandoms: Podfic Meta - Fandom
28 Oct 2020
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A breakdown of podfic hosting options. This contains some recommendations and the pros and cons of many of the services. Ultimately, it's up to you to decide where you're hosting your podfic and there are a lot of options.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,838
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 38
- Kudos:
- 145
- Bookmarks:
- 153
- Hits:
- 3,452
Bookmarked by FailureArtist
27 May 2026
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“Y’should put’that out n’me.” Harley’s eyes flicker toward Strider, only taking a few moments to take in how utterly wasted the man is. He merely chuckles in response, putting his arm under Ambrose’ so he could even stand up right.
He instead lets the cigarette onto the ground and stomps on it with his boot. “Let’s getcha home, now shall we?” Easily ignoring the youngers’ protests, they shuffle away from the building and onto the sidewalk, one humming as a reply to the others’ in-comprehensive speech.
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Bro Strider and Grandpa Harley accidentally get married in Las Vegas. Actual plot is in here I know
Bookmarked by FailureArtist
15 Apr 2026
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You are JAKE ENGLISH. Your best bro in the whole goddamn world, DIRK STRIDER, has transported a MEGA FAT BLUNT to your location. You suppose there's only one thing you can do: light it.
Bookmarked by FailureArtist
23 Mar 2026
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Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death by Charlotte_Stant for sophiahelix
Fandoms: The Lottery - Shirley Jackson, The New Yorker RPF
24 Dec 2025
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The picturesque village of Buell, Maine is one of the last in the United States to continue the tradition of the “harvest” or “prosperity” lottery. Its residents insist the lottery makes them stronger, even as condemnation from outsiders grows.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,082
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 694
- Kudos:
- 9,724
- Bookmarks:
- 1,607
- Hits:
- 76,322
Bookmarked by FailureArtist
09 Jan 2026
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This is a story about a Wikipedia article about a series of YouTube videos about a man getting lost in a wilderness of his own making.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,424
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 32
- Kudos:
- 51
- Bookmarks:
- 15
- Hits:
- 404
Bookmarked by FailureArtist
08 Nov 2025