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[Meta] A Breakdown of Podfic Hosting Options by GoLBMeta (GodOfLaundryBaskets)
Fandoms: Podfic Meta - Fandom
28 Oct 2020
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A breakdown of podfic hosting options. This contains some recommendations and the pros and cons of many of the services. Ultimately, it's up to you to decide where you're hosting your podfic and there are a lot of options.
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- English
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- 1,838
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27 May 2026
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“Y’should put’that out n’me.” Harley’s eyes flicker toward Strider, only taking a few moments to take in how utterly wasted the man is. He merely chuckles in response, putting his arm under Ambrose’ so he could even stand up right.
He instead lets the cigarette onto the ground and stomps on it with his boot. “Let’s getcha home, now shall we?” Easily ignoring the youngers’ protests, they shuffle away from the building and onto the sidewalk, one humming as a reply to the others’ in-comprehensive speech.
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Bro Strider and Grandpa Harley accidentally get married in Las Vegas. Actual plot is in here I know
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15 Apr 2026
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You are JAKE ENGLISH. Your best bro in the whole goddamn world, DIRK STRIDER, has transported a MEGA FAT BLUNT to your location. You suppose there's only one thing you can do: light it.
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23 Mar 2026
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Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death by Charlotte_Stant for sophiahelix
Fandoms: The Lottery - Shirley Jackson, The New Yorker RPF
24 Dec 2025
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The picturesque village of Buell, Maine is one of the last in the United States to continue the tradition of the “harvest” or “prosperity” lottery. Its residents insist the lottery makes them stronger, even as condemnation from outsiders grows.
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- English
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09 Jan 2026
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This is a story about a Wikipedia article about a series of YouTube videos about a man getting lost in a wilderness of his own making.
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- English
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- 8,424
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 2
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- 32
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08 Nov 2025
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d. strider, international man of mystery by ToBurnAllTheEmpires
Fandoms: Homestuck, Political RPF - US 21st c.
18 Sep 2025
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TG: i tell you man, absolutely every single straight guy has an exception to the straight rule
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- English
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- 2,100
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- 5
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- 27
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18 Sep 2025
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See, the thing is, you weren’t born when John ectobiologized you into being, you weren’t born when your meteor crashed down to Earth, and you weren’t born when Bro gifted you your first pair of shades and dubbed you Dave Strider.
No, you were born standing on top of a Houston high-rise at six years old. You were born the first time you held a sword.
You were born holding a sword, and you’re going to die the same way.
(or: Dave, swords, and the role they’ve played in his life.)
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17 Aug 2025
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In pursuit of something intangible, or maybe in avoidance of it, Dirk Strider travels coast to coast running cons, hoarding puppets, getting chummy with would-be strangers, and developing an objectionable philosophy on his inevitable parenthood.
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26 Jul 2025
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Dirk and Hal are twins and roommates. They're both in the kink community. Dirk is getting a boyfriend, and Hal is afraid he may not be able to scare Jake away. Will this make him lose Dirk for good? Not if Hal has anything to say about it.
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- Part 13 of the_ragnarok's kink community aus
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22 Jul 2025
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GT: actually, maybe you need to stop worrying about yourself and start worrying about your friend john.
GT: if he ever finds out about any of this, he will be in desperate need of psychiatric help.John Egbert anonymously trolls his friend Dave Strider while pretending to be a little girl. Things go turnways.
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01 Jul 2025
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Homespork by chelonianmobile, FailureArtist
Fandoms: Homestuck, How Not to Write a Novel
19 Apr 2023
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"Spork" probably isn't what they call it anymore, but fuck it - an in-depth analysis of Homestuck's best and worst points. Feel free to read whether you know Homestuck or not!
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- Part 1 of Homespork
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16 Jul 2021
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You just curl up and shiver once he’s gone, just imagining again how big and rough his hands are, what he could do to you, what he did do to you--with just a twitch of his hand he broke your bones, when you can barely get your own claws to pierce your own skin. He could hurt you, really hurt you, not just raise stinging purple welts on your skin and bite not quite hard enough to satisfy. Big as he is, he could crumple you up like a broken puppet and hurt you until you saw gods.
He could ruin you.
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A kink meme fill for consensual sadomasochistic/BDSM GamKur that grew massively out of hand. Now with plot, and xenosociology, and paler flavors of porn, and more clown church than you can shake a stick at.Series
- Part 1 of Price of Forgiveness
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- 46/?
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28 Dec 2020
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Marvus steals Joey away after the Jade/Teal car. They fuck.
Mild Hiveswap Act 2 Spoilers
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05 Dec 2020
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Dirk is finally drunk enough to make the move on Equius and they have a good time.
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- English
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23 Oct 2020
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There’s blackrom and then there’s what you’ve managed to wind up with: Fickle pitch-for-pay with a violet-blood malcontent who is old enough to be your ancestor.
Thank fuck it helps pay the bills.
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20 Oct 2020
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Gamzee and Equius have some maid RP funtimes.
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11 Sep 2020
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Request: "Rape as judicial punishment. Nepeta has been found guilty of a crime, and her punishment is to be raped by Darkleer. Equius patches her up afterwards." Please read the tags with all due care!
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06 Sep 2020
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31 pieces of work from October that I forgot to post somewhere other than Tumblr. They vary in rating and pairing/non-pairing. Some were used as backstory/building block pieces for a dependent rp blog I've got for the character.
1 - Deep-Throating - G/Unspecified - BB Piece
2 - Begging - BB
3 - Knife Play - BB
4 - Dacryphilia (Crying) - BB
5 - Sadism/Masochism - BB
6 - Biting - G/Unspecified - BB
7 - Praise Kink - BB
8 - Blood/Gore - BB
9 - Sthenolagnia (Strength/Muscles) - BB
10 - Hair-Pulling - G/T
11 - Sounding - G/E
12 - Licking - BB
13 - Creampie - G/T
14 - Asphyxiation - G/E
15 - Overstimulation - G/Unspecified
16 - Frottage - G/Unspecified - BB
17 - Collaring - G & K
18 - Role Reversal - G/E
19 - Public - G/E
20 - Dirty Talk - G/T
21 - Branding - G/E
22 - Hand Jobs - G/T
23 - Shibari - G & Unspecified - BB
24 - Baths/Shower - BB
25 - Tickling - G/E
26 - Smiles/Laughter - G/S
27 - Degradation - G/E
28 - Stripping - G & K
29 - Sleepy Sex - G/E
30 - Gagging - Canon
31 - Combo Day - G/EBookmarked by FailureArtist
24 Aug 2020
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Gamzee and Karkat work at a skate shop. Gamzee is always horny, and it's closing time.
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24 Aug 2020
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The Dolorosa escaped the brooding caverns, raised a mutant troll in the wilderness, and organized a wildly successful interplanetary rebellion against the Condesce— and now some pathetically arrogant little pirate queen thinks she's got any chance of being in charge, just because Porrim's in chains and Aranea's in the captain's chair.
Or: in which the Dolorosa uses Mindfang against every highblood who sent her son to the flogging jut.-Extra scenes added 19/09/2015
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19 Aug 2020