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    Nick Fury hates his job as an animal conservationist. He did not sign up to see a tiny deer and crippled jaguar go at it like it's mating season in the Serengeti.

    Deer!Tony and Jaguar!Stephen pretty much makes Nick Fury's life hell.

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      Animal Planet by hitokiridarkempress

      Ch 14

      Lol Wattpad inspired fic is funny too
      https://www.wattpad.com/story/264945252-a-piglet-makes-three

       

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      How the fuck that runt managed to get inside the enclosure without anyone knowing is a mystery. Even weirder is that the jaguar isn’t even trying to eat him. Eh, not his problem. If the jaguar decides to eat his ass, it’s what God intended. It’s only natural that predators eat their prey and who’s he to say otherwise?

      THAT IS NOT WHAT GOD INTENDED!

      “YOU LEAVE THAT POOR DEER ALONE!”

      He expected the jaguar to just eat his ass, not eating his ass out! But no, that stupid cat is licking and rubbing his damn face all over the deer’s rump. Just because he hated that deer, doesn’t mean the thing deserved to be violated like that. And Tony isn’t even trying to escape; he just lies there with his tongue hanging out. As soon as the jaguar sees him, that fucking thing is staring at him while lapping his tongue on the deer’s hind quarters just daring him to do something.
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      How the ever-loving fuck Tony managed to escape, and pick the damn lock to the restricted space is beyond anybody. But most importantly, he wants to stab his remaining eye out just so he doesn’t have to see the horrible sight that’s being burned into his retina.

      Stephen is mounted on top of the small little deer and just railing him like no tomorrow. Even worse is hearing how loud Tony is during mating. Fuck this shit, he’s heading to the nearest bar and get shit-faced. Let the caretakers handle it. And if researchers want to study this sick coupling, they can damn well pay for his retirement package.

      Fuck his life.
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      Though somehow ending up becoming the “mother” of a small deer was not in the job description. Neither was becoming a lifelong “rival” of one mean ass jaguar who keeps trying to bite his ass whenever he shows up at the cat’s enclosure. But, somehow he’s making a decent living and he finds out that he doesn’t mind being the sole caretaker of one adult deer that for some unknown reason is still acting like a fawn.

      To be fair, Tony wasn’t weaned off before his herd kicked him out. And he was the only one Tony would feel safe to drink from the bottle. So yeah, he’s unofficially Tony’s mama. That and Tony keeps making the mom calls and never stopped.
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      With that, Tony instantly races towards the door as soon as he heard, “blueberries.” James is heading toward the door when suddenly Stephen pounced on Tony fully pinning him under his weight. Squeals are heard and James is about to call on his radio for backup thinking Stephen finally had enough of Tony.

      Only to see Stephen trying to mount Tony and staring straight at him while doing it.

      ‘This mother-’

      Tranquilizing a jaguar never felt so satisfying.

      "Come on Tony, let Stephen nap. Let's clean you up first and I got a smoothie for you."

      The next day, Stephen is already scratching the glass once he sees Tony's head on James' lap. Mama Rhodes : 32 Mean Ass Jaguar: 0
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      Now he has to figure out which is worse: seeing a jaguar hump a deer or watching a deer give fellatio and trying to explain that to little kids?

      Fuck this shit, he ain’t drunk enough for this.
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      It was a 2 man team to separate the two, but in the end, man won.

      Was it really necessary for Wong to club Stephen unconscious? Probably not, but he had it coming.
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      James got an earful from Fury after it got caught on camera on how he shouldn’t be encouraging those nasty animals. The screenshot of one exasperated James holding up a bottle while Tony is suckling on it lying on a log with a jaguar firmly glued to his rump.

      The only silver lining is that the mean ass Jaguar finally gave up on trying attacking him whenever he shows up. The only downside is that the same mean ass jaguar is focused on humping while he’s coming in. James is already radioing Wong and fetching his trusty stick…
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      Well, it is getting real hot and the animals can’t take the sweltering heat. But he knows Fury wouldn’t construct a small pool for the deer, “it’s not the part of his natural habitat.”

      Bitch, please. The zoo has a gay jaguar and deer couple, and the deer runs the zoo; they ain’t fooling nobody.

      One inflatable kiddie pool wouldn’t hurt.
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      When James returned to Tony’s enclosure, he stares at Stephen glaring at him while humping Tony in the kiddie pool.
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      “MOTHERFUCKER! RHODES, DROP THAT DEER! I DON’T NEED TO SEE THAT! SOMEBODY SNIP THAT DAMN CAT! WONG, YOU’RE CLEANING THE GLASS!”
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    Tony Stark is born with the Soul Stone in him. It changes everything.

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      Souls in Bloom by silver_drip

      Iron Family: Maria, Edwin, Ana, Janet, Rhodney, Roberta, Star, Terrence, Jarvis, Leo
      Unknown: Stephen, Tao, Asgard/Loki/Odin
      No: Howard, Sunset, Tiberius, Obadiah, Thor, Peggy

       

      Mhmm time to reread this, I believe (so long as I didn't reread it and forgot to add it to the doc) I read it back in 2021?
      So I vaguely remember details but not much

       

      Lol. Tony just knows™ Stephen will have an Infinity Stone, aka Time. I am curious that he said Stephen will be like him, does it mean he'll also have an Infinity Stone like in canon, or he'll be like Tony here where the Soul Stone and him are one?
      Anyways, for now won't marked Liked Stephen, their interactions aren't enough for that

       

      Janet is 5 years older than Tony (he's 5 when she's 10)
      I think Stephen is 6 years older than Tony, so long as Tao's pov is from the same year
      Rhodney is 3 years older than Tony (19 when Tony is 16), and his sister is 1 year younger (15 when he's 16)

      Sunset I believe is the same age as Janet
      Tiberius is 5 year older than Tony (13 when Tony is 8)

       

      When Tony is 15 and Obadiah tries to weasel into Tony's life (and fails), he decides to remove Jarvis. Aka got him murdered.
      After the funeral, the Tesseract, which Howard told no one about, disappears. I assume Tony took his sibling (shrug even if he doesn't view the Stones as siblings, I will refer to them as such due to me being used to it from the few other fics of Tony as Soul)
      Yup, he's got Space and can use it. It's nice he has a confident in Janet

       

      Ana :) :(
      I'm worried her moving to be close to Tony in MIT might mean she'll become a target herself to Obadiah
      Oh precious. Tony helping her find people to be around, easing the hole Edwin left in her heart

       

      Oh? Author named Rhodney's sister Star, afaik her canon name is Jeanette
      Wait whut, is she Star or not? Their mom called her Jeannette

       

      Ana can see Tony's aura I guess? She sees him glowing orange, was able to since day one. Hidden magic prob, as Tao was the only one to see it as well

       

      Rip Sunset, corrupted

      Tony sees colors in ppl, which tells him stuff about them. Their soul
      Has some influence on emotions I think? Janet and Rhodney feel his love when he hugs them
      Syncing up with souls is smth? Idk didn't rly get it
      Oo, can imbue others with powers. Makes it so Janet can use the Space Stone by herself, linking her soul to it, similarly to how his soul is linked to Soul
      Soul imprints have been teaching Tony all his life

       

      It is interesting, seems like having the Stones allows Tony to borrow their power? His aura shows blue because of Space, as do his eyes instead of Golden sometimes
      He's planning on collecting the others, Time he's leaving alone and Mind is currently blurred to him, but Reality and Power are 'easy' grabs
      Reality caused trouble tho, energy spike. Asgard and the Dark Elves fighting

       

      Fucking Obadiah. Side note, bastard is Hydra. And he got Ana murdered too :/ Tony is 18-19 when that happens
      Immediately after the funeral, Obadiah sets Tony up, faking him trying to kill himself & sending him to a psych ward. Tony convinces the doctor to not corrupt himself

       

      Mhm the fallout of the mini war was smth I remember, as in I remembered it going bad with one of Tony's friends. Did not remember it was to the point Janet asked to be unlinked from Space & leaving for a while

       

      So now he has both Space and Reality (and is Soul)

       

      Snap of green, older Tony, Time? Awesome
      Stopped Tony from killing Barnes (Tony and Maria in the 'crash' here), and took him away? I doubt to the future tho

      Yay fuck off Howard, and hopefully Maria and Tony getting close
      She knows of his nature or at least his powers now

       

      Jarvis wants a body, and wants to link up with Reality

       

      Hello Leo

      Yay divorce

       

      Sigh Rhodney. I get it but still. At least this mess results with Janet linking with Space again

       

      And was what and aeh

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    Tony Stark saved the universe. For that alone, life was able to move on. But Thanos was not the only big bad in the Multiverse and when Stephen Strange was confronted with the vulnerability of their existence - the timeline, an encounter with the most powerful being in all the multiverse will change everything. And Stephen? Stephen will again have to decide between his duty and his happiness.

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      give our hearts some weight by tedlos

      Ch 8

       

      Confusing start but looks interesting

       

       

      The kid Stephen interacts with in the plane of existence with the One Above All has to be Tony, right?

      Also, 'you deserve peace as much as the other guy', is that a reference to Tony? That the One Above All might have made the same offer to Tony, who refused it?
      Oh! He did not refuse it :D

      I mean it sucks he's back in the cave, 2008. I wonder how much longer than Stephen he's been back/aware? Definitely a few months as when Stephen finally knows everything for sure, Tony comes to him, so after the kidnapping. But there was a mention about him having the blackouts for several months, so maybe that long? Idk

      Oh my, so he's been back before the kidnapping? Wonder how long. Regardless, he's been back for longer, changed things. Kidnapping went differently. It might be that he still only woke up in the cave, yet this is a different version of the universe, things went differently. Idk
      I wanna know how long he's been back, confirmation it's a while and not woke up in the cave. Stepped back from weapon manufacturing, kidnapped in Vegas instead of Afghanistan
      I think before he was 21 minimum. Is it just form birth? Seems like maybe actually from when his parents died, so 17 yo?
      Yuppers, exact day they die if we're being.. uh. Brain is blanking at the word. I know what I meant
      Yeye like Stephen, headaches/blackouts months before truly waking up. His awakening was much worse than Stephen's, I wonder why
      What's really interesting, similarly to (one) of gravel's amazing fics, Tony regains his memories of the future that was the same day his parents are supposed to die, collapses for one reason or another, ends up in the hospital, Maria remains and Howard's still dies. I wonder if they were inspired by that fic too, I mean they mentioned they were by all time travel fics in the fandom
       

      :o
      This version of Tony was given the Favor of the Infinity Stones. I really liked the start of ch 5, interesting pov s/details

       

      This fic is fun

       

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      “To quote one of the greatest characters in television history, ‘You have an entire oak tree shoved up your ass’.”

       

      Wong is sure Mordo is going to smite the genius with his righteous anger not even masked from his face. And the sorcerer barely contains the laugh that bubbles up in his throat.

       

      “That’s me saying you’re an asshole by the way.”

       

      “You’ve made that perfectly clear.”

       

      “Good. ‘Cause we’re friends now.”

       

      Mordo looks conflicted between stabbing the man and thinking he was the most stupidly brave human to ever walk the earth. He may very well just faint. It makes Wong laugh (giggle) harder.

      “I know you’re there Wong!”

       

      If Wong escapes via a portal, it is between him and the heavens (and the ancient one). And if the unlikely pair was seen for the next few weeks settling their differences in hand-to-hand combat, Tony at par with Mordo’s skills and the sorcerer mentoring the genius, well... Novices were intimidated and in awe. Wong expected as much since nobody ever dared to call Mordo an asshole to his face.
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      Won't deny the back and forth timeline wise is confusing for me, but I can see why writing a time travel fic is easier this way

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    He tried not to think about it too much, that after centuries content as he was, he was suddenly determined to live as a mortal after knowing Tony for two months.

    Situations like this rarely worked out.

    It was too early for Stephen to even know if he wanted it to work out, or what ‘working out’ looked like.

    All he knew was that… well, that he wasn’t ready to stop, not yet. Even if that meant being mortal for the next few decades.

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    Are you getting sick of all these reaction fics?

    Cause I’m not!

    Or:

    The one where all of Heaven reads my fanfiction.

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    The glass doesn’t break. Chloe doesn’t back out of Kinley’s plan.

    Lucifer’s family and friends are NOT happy.

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      Let's do it again, this time with more chocolate and friendlier featherdusters by Blue_Daisies_In_The_Shadows

       

      My beloved <3 so glad I found you again
      Now to hope reddit comes in clutch and someone downloaded the second part of the series because I didn't even know it existed and I know I loved this so fucking much, dunno how dumbass younger me didn't bookmark this fic/series

       

      Wayback Machine link is only proof I have for the second fic existing :cry:
      http://archiveofourown.org/works/5874625/chapters/13538572
      Chocolate drizzled changes
       

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      Howwwwww on earth is this not bookmarked? When it stuck with me so strongly I literally used it as part of the description of 'Dean Is The Child Of'?
      I've been searching for it for dayssss, tried filtering and googling and ended up going to reddit and no luck. Then I randomly come across it when going to reread a fic from another author I like and randomly decided to check their other profile that isn't even linked to the profile they wrote the fic in but just used it to reply on the fic, and then decided to look through the bookmarks of that profile and by pure chance they had this fic bookmarked and I immediately knew this is it
      (Huh. I wasn't even trying to make a joke, I was just stuck on how much of a lucky coincidence this was especially as I happened to come across it mere days after I began looking for it again? But the author that helped me find it literally has random in their username lmfao)

      Anyways. Bookmarking the heck out of it!
      Like this fic legit stuck with me so strongly and while I managed to find the few others that stuck with me as they played with similar concepts (yet not at the same time, but the whole Dean and or Dean and Sam raised by an Angel), even the few that for some reason I didn't bookmark as well (dumbass me from years ago that didn't b o o k m a r k shit), I couldn't find this one and it devasted me

       

      Ty Reddit! And damn 18 chapters, awesome! Wayback Machine only indicated 12
       

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    He had never truly believed in gods or in hells. Had never really given much thought to what happened after you died.

    He certainly had not expected to reborn into a new life. Into a Westeros that barely resembled the one he’d left behind when he’d met his nephew over the Gods Eye.

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      Daemon Snow by ChelleyPam

      Ch 13

       

      Really enjoying this, it's quite a unique concept and I truly like the exploration of the magic heritage & mentorship Daemon receives from uhh what's his name, the bastard of Aegon the.. forth? Fifth? Sixth? Whatever

      I also really like that he has a good, close relationship with his family and is getting to experience what a good family is (talking about family born into, not the one you make for yourself later in life) as the Targaryens...... Dysfunctional as fuck and many faults. They were humans, flawed, and saw themselves as superior and were placed on a pedestal in a way, something that always crashes down because ppl forget that who they put on a pedestal is still a human being that makes mistakes
      In particular though, I love his bond with Robb. Viserys was a shitty brother, but now he has a truly good one
      And having to have a relationship with a good father too, one that cares a lot about his kids

       

      Dire Wolves my beloved <3

      Oo Daemon confides Ned with some stuff, his connection to the weirwoods & the fact he knows about his true heritage

       

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      “Jon.” He turned towards his father to find him wearing his lordly face. “We can’t keep him.”

      What? “Of course we can. Why wouldn’t we?”

      “Jon, you can’t make a pet out of an ice dragon. I can’t even believe those words crossed my lips.” He rubbed at his head.
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      Also comments wise, Jesus Christ people forget this is fanfiction. An author can decide what they take and don't take from canon. What they twist to their liking. And people have biases. There's people who love a certain 'faction' and others who despise it.
      Don't like? Don't read. Don't complain about it as if you have a right to. The author owes you fucking nothing
      Especially the people shitting on the author for marking this as complete/not continuing this. Fic started as a one shot, they weren't sure they'll continue it. They decided to mark it as finished because they knew one day they might leave it off. The first chapter was to be its own thing. Would it have been wrong to mark it as completed? No. That's how one shots are treated. This is merely a continued one shot, not a full fic, regardless of it's length.
      Seriously wishing that the author's life would suck and cursing them is messed the fuck up

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    En un universo, Tony Stark murió al dar el chasquido que salvó a la Tierra.

    En otro universo, Tony Stark renació como Maegon Targaryen, el Heredero al Trono de Hierro.

    O: Lo último que Tony (Mae) desea, cansado de una vida como el Mercader de la Muerte y Iron Man, es ser rey, pero lo hará y será con el principal propósito de proteger a su madre y hermana de las decisiones estúpidas de su padre.

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      Dragón de Hierro by Cassisins

      Fic name in English is Iron Dragon

      Aemma bonds with Vermithor

       

      Tony's parents here if I'm understanding correctly are Viserys & Aemma with Rhaenyra as his older sister (by 2 years)
      Even tho Aemma lives, Viserys decides to also marry Alicent

      Tony's new name is Maegon/Mae

      Aemma good mom and Rhaenyra good sister, Viserys shitty dad. Tony protective of his mom and sis

      Ooo we finally get an age, wasn't sure how old he is. 12

       

      And our good bros (Tony, Aemma and Nyra) are still being kind and adoring to the half siblings/step children

       

      Tony trolling around yet also playing smartly

      Aemma's dragon (Tony wanted his mom protected and suggested attempting to bond with a dragon) is Vermithor, apparently a really big dragon and usually a king's dragon?
      Tony's dragon is Silverwing which is apparently important as they're connected to Vermithor? Imma just assume Vermithor is Silverwing parent

      I assume Nyra has her canon dragon, idk which it is

       

      Oo half siblings (well Aegon/Egg/Eggy so far, Helaena/Hel Hel/Helly is too young) view Aemma as more of a mom 👀
      Aemond's nickname is Mon/Momo

       

      There's those hilarious rare endnotes/comments lol. Ah yes "the floor is made of floor" comment after seeing the "If I don't move, they don't see me," endnote made me laugh

       

      I fucking love this family (I don't consider the assshats family). They're precious and hilarious. This author excels at writing Tony's new family members this way :)

       

      Oh okay so I'm an unaware person of ASoIaF and didn't know the dragons are like olddd. So the king dragon is just that, was the dragon of a king. They sometimes bond with new riders who are from the Targaryen family.
      Silverwing isn't the child of Vermithor, rather they're both siblings and mates (like dragons like humans huh?)

       

      Canon children are still born, but to different parents as there's different pairings. And Aemma has another child, bio that is as let's be honest Alicent's children view Aemma as a mother

       

      Daeron's nickname is Rony, his dragonet (so far the only hatched egg in the fic) is named Tessarion

      Last sibling (I think) Alysanne, nickname Lylo

       

      I love how our good family take care and love one another, no matter what the dumb Greens are trying to do to break their positive relationship with one another

       

      Tony spills the bean to Laena about being a reincarnation (about to get married)

       

      Love all the plot twist. But damn, rip that things went out of control and Aemond carries that weight. That occurs when little boys get involved in complicated and dangerous situations. I'm glad he didn't truly betray the Reds/Blacks
      Not truly his or Daeron's fault, they only wanted to help. But so many hands getting involved in the plot and plans being made with only some knowing, leads to some of the plans going wrong or crashing. So far I think the ones that are most in the know, are Aemma and her siblings, as they've been aware of Aemond's and Daeron's plan, as well as have Mae's spy doing things for them without Mae knowing.
      In general many of our family are only aware of some parts of what's going on, and are kept in the dark about others. The conclusion is going to be probably chaotic, after everything comes to light

       

      The ominous words ending ch 24 can be taken in several different ways. Death for either of them. Losing the ability to walk for either of them. Lastly, the only way that doesn't offer a negative thing (as ehh I don't think it's about protecting Maeny's kids instead of Maeny) is that he won't be following the prince... Because he'll become king
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      Did not go how I expected no why. Ser Erryk is injured status unknown and Mae dies?? I saw a comment the author was debating on killing Maeny but I thought it was a joke

      Fire and blood!

      Bring him back

      Tho something still has to happens (Erryk losing the ability to walk, or Maeny becoming king, as while death happened, the ominous words said never again. Unless it's an oversight by the author)

      HE'S BACK
      And I love seeing how much ppl cared for him, how many were there for his funeral because they loved him

      :)
      Liked the mythology chapters

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    Crowley and Aziraphale got their happily ever after and were living in domestic bliss.
    The Ineffable Plan wasn't done with them yet though. And it was time to add some new players to the mix.

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      And So It Begins by ArcticVulpix

       

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      SIBERIA?! IN THSI SERIES? Oh my god I didn't know I needed this but I DO!

       

      <3333333333333333333333

      I love this so much I didn't even agdisugaiaiagsj this is perfect ily author

       

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      After a moment, the genius sagged. “Something tells me that I won’t be able to talk you out of it,” he sighed.

      “Most likely not,” Aziraphale told him cheerfully. “I can tell that Crowley is already plotting.”

      Tony glanced down at the snake wrapped around him and the demon stared innocently back.

      “Something tells me that I don’t want to know,” he muttered while the angel only smiled kindly.

      He probably didn’t. Crowley was very protective over those he cared about.
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      Tony scowled. “I’d love to take a break Zira, but where the hell can I go that people won’t find me?”

      “Why, here of course,” Aziraphale thought it was rather obvious. “It’s quite peaceful and safe. And no one will bother you.”

      Tony just kind of gaped at him for a moment.

      Aziraphale sipped at his tea.

      “We’d love to have you for a bit,” he continued. “Friday can keep you up to date on anything happening that might need your attention specifically.”

      Tony stared at him. “I’m not going to win this argument am I?” he asked.

      “Oh hardly,” Aziraphale smiled again. “I’ve had to convince Crowley to stay put a few times over the years Tony. I assure you, he can be just as stubborn, if not more so, than you.”

      The genius huffed a laugh, looking down at the demon wrapped around him.

      “You’re not letting me go either way are you?” he asked in amusement.

      Crowley flicked out his tongue and somehow managed to look smug even in this form.

      The inventor heaved a sigh. “Okay,” he said quietly. “Okay, a break… sounds pretty good right about now.”

      Aziraphale nodded in agreement. It was about time that someone helped this man.

      And he had a few ideas of where to start…
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      I legit tried putting like a full giant section from a chapter here but not enough room but it deserves it because this chapter is just ahsodgsoahajksbd
      So glad I downloaded this, I mean I knew it'd be good because this author is so fucking good but like dude I'm speechless. I mean I love me Marvel, Tony specifically. I vibe with Good Omens even if I don't go out seeking it's fics (I did maybe once I think) outside of crossovers with my other fav fandoms. And Lucifer TV, Lucifer specifically is another of my favs, although I haven't quite reached him in the fic.
      So like this fic, this series is just, treasure
      Anyways I'll at least put here a small tiny part of the whole section I tried to put here;
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      “What warning?” Natasha asked carefully.

      Crowley gave them a smile that bordered more on a snarl.

      “You touch Tony Stark again, and we’ll speed up your journey to Upstairs or Downstairs.” He cocked his head. “Not that any of you are currently heading Upstairs anymore,” he mused. “Except the archer, but he’s dipping pretty badly. And the Ant fellow is a bit meh at the moment.”
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      “So you see Mr. Rogers, this is a preventative measure. Because Crowley may be a demon, but he is a very protective one. And he cares a great deal about Tony. And so do I. And while Crowley is dangerous is other ways, I’m a bit more straightforward.” The way he kept his voice gentle the entire time kind of freaked Steve out. “I was a warrior Steven. A guardian. And I will become that again in defense of those I care about. Tony is one of those people. I owe him more than I will ever be able to repay as his kindness helped me protect the one most dear to my heart. So if you harm him again, or even attempt to, then I will not hesitate to send you down to Hell where you belong. A soul as selfish and self-centred as yours can go nowhere else.”
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      Ilyilyilyilyilyily so much author your writing is, my brain is not functioning I can't remember the right words to convey how much I adore your writing <3

       

      THE CABIN
      THE PHONE CALLS
      JSUT. EVERYTHING

      this fic <333333333333333333333333$

       

      Ch 6 is my fav <3333333
      Ok 7 too and in general this specific part of the series but still ch 6 is gold but 7 too, just the Heaven and Hell interactions with Tony, yes that
      PROUD MOTHER

      Luci~
      Finally added into this joy of a fic

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    Dagur scares most of the people in his tribe. Which suits him just fine. Most people either wanted to replace him or use him to get ahead, and he knows this well even at the prime age of 10. So Hiccup is a breath of fresh air.
    Hiccup knows people on Berk would rather that he not exist. He tries to make himself disappear as much as possible. So Dagur’s arrival while Hiccup is seven is the chance to have someone actually want to see him.
    What if their relationship had been friendlier?
    What if Dagur had been a little more possessive a little earlier?
    What could happen?
    (halp. Another au)

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    Mistreated and malnourished, little Hiccup doesn’t understand why most everyone on Berk hates him. Gobber notices the abuse and steps in, but things quickly spiral out of control and the only way to keep Hiccup safe is to smuggle him off of Berk and into the hands of their allies. Hiccup is soon adopted into another tribe and grows up discovering what having a true family is like, but the past never stays in the past, as he soon discovers when Berk reaches out to the famed Dragon Master for help. Will he help the tribe who wronged him or leave them to suffer? Only time will tell.

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    Inventor Anthonia Stark remembers being a princess, later queen and wife.
    Prince Loki remembers being an andvisor, later consort and husband.

    The universe changes around them.

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    Antonia Stark was born a girl...and changed the world by not having a dick. Who knew? Also, she's a Guide. Tony still ends up in a cave in Afghanistan with iron in her heart and a box of scraps, and she still escapes. With style. And explosions - lots of explosions. Meeting a viking god from another realm - who's also a Sentinel - in the desert? Not part of her life plan. Good thing she's an engineer - and that he's very pretty. Tony likes pretty things.

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    Anthony Stark dies on March 18th, 1974, in an unmarked bunker hidden beneath the Stark Mansion.

    The thing that is left stands up and takes his place.

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    “So my boyfriend's got this body pillow with a naked anime girl on it. She looks like she's fourteen, and it's creepy. He says it's just a pillow and that I'm making a big deal out of it. Is it bad I don't want it in my bed? We live together.”
    “No. You're not the bad guy for not wanting to be caught dead in bed with a pedophile's sex toy, Paula. It's your space, one where you sleep.”
    “So… what do I do?”
    “What'dja think?”

    Or: Nick Fury hired a young, freshly-graduated-from-MIT Tony Stark to be S.H.I.E.L.D.'s consultant.
    Fury's questionable communication skills meant that every single agent the organization employed believed he was their resident therapist.
    Free emotional healthcare? In AMERICA????
    Sign them the fuck up.
    Tony, for his part, was just glad his new co-workers are coming to him for advice.
    Take that, Rhodey, he could hold a conversation without scaring people away!
    (Also, Tony starts an advice forum online. It went as well as trying to contain a rabid goose.)

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      S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Iron Therapist by error_404_cannot_connect_to_fic

      Ch 3

       

      This is. How did I never come across this majestic master piece before? I fucking love it through the summary alone. While it's heartbreaking that this hasn't been updated in a over a year, it's worth the read. This is wonderful crack <3

       

      Within just a few sentences it became one of my top favs. I keep the top league for the more serious/long/tropes I adore (time travel, shifters, etc) with the rare addition of some gold crack fics, we shall see if this researches that level. For now it's more than just the normal favs

       

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      How Tony Stark suddenly teleported from his home to the giant aircraft, nobody knows.
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      See? Seeeee? This is, this fic is perfect. I needed this hilarious sort of fic badly

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      I need to kiss this author

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      “You got approximately five minutes of sleep twenty-six hours ago sir.” - FRIDAY's voice grumbled, still-sleep ridden.

      Tony stared at that one hole he made on the wall. “...good enough for me.”
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      I need to quote so much of this fic but I won't have room so grabbing short moments

       

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      “...send that woman another flame thrower. She deserves it.”
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      “Tony, how do I sue God.”
      ....
      “Has anybody ever told you you have IssuesTM, Fury?”
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      If this ‘Tony’ dude wasn't the Holy Grail reincarnated then Clint has no idea how to handle the second coming of Jesus to their shady as fuck organization.
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      MOSQUITO SNIPER

       

      Tony is MAGIC

       

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      Some of the interns are in the corner drawing a demon summoning circle with a marker with Stark's face on it. They were also burning what looks like hair and nail clippings and Natasha never wanted to forget anything more in her entire life.

      There was a motherfucking shrine in the middle of the engineering workshop with everything under the sun that had to do with Anthony Edward Stark. There was even a bedsheet with what looks like dried sperm. The pictures were as if the entire department was remotely stalking Stark. They found a picture of him at his time of birth, umbilical cord still attached.

      If she was a weaker woman and in denial, she would say she's creeped out. As it stands, she's much stronger than that and she was self-aware enough to know that she's simply terrified of the R.&D. people.

      They hailed Tony fucking Stark as their omnipotent god. That's all she needs to know to stay the fuck away from the cult.

      Be as it may, Natasha was simply sick at the mention of Stark. Even Clint, her ever-dependable partner, was wagging his metaphorical tail like an excited puppy at the mention of the billionaire.
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      Howard's lovechild with Science ruling the world seemed almost tame in comparison.
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      Not surprising to hear that Peggy and Howard's intelligence agency would kiss dirt at the behest of their creators’ semi-demonic offspring.
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      Thor was disturbed.

      He was not scared. He was not scared.

      Anyone who dares to state otherwise would be met with Mjolnir raining lightning down upon their heads.

      Thor was… disturbed. Not scared. Definitely not… terrified of this mortal.

      Midgard was supposed to be a pen of goats. Annoying, irritating perhaps— but certainly not dangerous.
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      “I CAN SEE YOU, YOU RACIST, MORONIC GENOCIDIST!! GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OVER HERE SO I CAN SHOVE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING PENIS DOWN YOUR STOMACH AND BEAT YOU WITH THAT SHITTY ASS STICK YOU'VE GOT UP YOUR ASS!!!!!
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      Unlike what most would think, Thor does indeed value his life.

      Maybe he shouldn't just have tried to drag Loki by the hair back to Asgard. Or barge into what was clearly a Midgardian warrior den. Or yelled some choice insults to his brother in front of what was clearly, the All-Mother of Midgard who had adopted the mage.
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      MY BRAIN CSNT HANDLE THIS GLORY

       

      GOOSE

       

      UTS HARD TO BREATH I CSNT HELP

      THIS FIC IS KILLING ME BUT IN THE BEST WAYS POSSIBLE

      The answer is YES this fic does in fact go into my top of the top this is the best shit I've read in a long time

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    They say he was God’s most loved angel, the shining one.
    The truth is that he was hers.

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    The signs of death are as followed:
    -Respiratory arrest (no breathing)
    -Cardiac arrest (no pulse)
    -Pallor mortis, paleness which happens in the 15–120 minutes after death
    -Livor mortis, a settling of the blood in the lower (dependent) portion of the body
    -Algor mortis, the reduction in body temperature following death. This is generally a steady decline until matching
    ambient temperature
    -Rigor mortis, the limbs of the corpse become stiff (Latin rigor) and difficult to move or manipulate
    -Decomposition, the reduction into simpler forms of matter, accompanied by a strong, unpleasant odor.

    And what comes after that? Well, come on and find out!

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