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the next day sheldon woke up and opened reddit. he was met by like 60 useless fucking subreddits with names like "r/buttfuckedabirdtoit" and shit like that - anyways he opened his blinds because he didnt want to be- well, blind anymore and arthur morgan was fucking floating there "HAI BOAH!" arthur bellowed from his manly throat.
Sheldon jumped in fear then was like "uh hi"
"i dont like dat tone yor usin boah" arthur said retardedly
"womp womp stupid bitch" said sheldon as he fistbumped arthur into the star of oblivion
(unfinished btw :))