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darling, all of my wrongs led me right to you by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Jan 2025
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To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]Dear Editor,
On page B5 of the Arts & Culture section, the jazz concert review contains an error. The sixth paragraph, which describes Xiao Xingchen as a “terrorist,” should presumably say “tenorist” instead.
Sincerely,
ReaderTo: [email protected]
From: [email protected]Dear discerning reader,
Thank you for reaching out about this matter. In fact, that is not an error; rather, our Arts & Culture writer sincerely believes that being bad at jazz is equivalent to terrorism.
Helpfully,
Wei WuxianOR: rival newspaper editors!wangxian use slightly different email tactics to court each other
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09 Feb 2025
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from you, i'd buy anything by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jul 2025
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Facebook Marketplace
DISASSEMBLED GLASS TABLE (REASSEMBLY REQUIRED)
$74
Condition: Used (fair)
Description: chic glass table for all ur tabling needs—temporarily disassembled due to undisclosed circumstances. just needs some time and patience with the reassembling project!*
must be able to pick up and must not ask me for help with reassembly
*may lack structural integrity after reassembly, which seller is not responsible forSeller: Wei Wuxian
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Lan Wangji: Why are you selling a broken table?
Wei Wuxian: it’s disassembled!!!!
Lan Wangji: Shattered glass cannot be reassembled.
Wei Wuxian: what are u, some kind of glass doctor?
OR: the inevitable collision of part-time fb marketplace seller & full-time troll!wei wuxian and part-time window-shopper & full-time rule enthusiast!lan wangji
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31 May 2026
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i’ve got my money on things going badly by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
08 May 2026
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HUA CHENG: Banks are also a scam.
MU QING: I’m literally looking at your bank statements right now.
HUA CHENG: That’s nothing. We keep the bulk of our fortune buried underground in a safe place.
MU QING: . . . What exactly did you bury?
HUA CHENG: Gold bars.
MU QING: I’m really, seriously going to kill you both.
OR: mu qing runs a financial advice podcast and hualian are, naturally, the two worst guests he's ever had
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- Part 2 of financial audit aus
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31 May 2026
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one for the money, two for the show by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
12 Jul 2025
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JIANG CHENG: Let’s start with your loans. What is this one?
WEI WUXIAN: Oh, right. I had to take out a payday loan to DoorDash boba.
JIANG CHENG: Not a single one of those words is in the Bible, you unholy creature. What are you talking about? With your income, why did you get a payday loan? Why did you even order boba for delivery?
LAN WANGJI: Wei Ying likes boba.
JIANG CHENG: I don’t know how many times I can express that I don’t care what he likes.
OR: married!wangxian are special guests on jiang cheng's financial advice podcast (unfortunately for jiang cheng)
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- Part 1 of financial audit aus
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31 May 2026
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they keep the phoenix in a bamboo cage by Kieron_ODuibhir
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Jul 2024
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“Did we meet right before whatever landed me in the Cloud Recesses?” he asked, hopefully. “I don’t remember any intention of coming around for a nice visit, did I hit my head?”
The youths exchanged glances, and proceeded to dash his newly raised hopes in the weirdest fashion possible.
“You live here,” said the loud one, with exaggerated patience.
“Bullshit.”
In which an amnesiac Wei Wuxian concludes from the available evidence that he's been forced into a sham marriage, and acts accordingly.
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31 May 2026