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the violence it took to become this gentle by snarkivist
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
12 Mar 2025
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5 times Charles is a good parent to the First Class team (and one time that's a little different)
or: Charles and Erik set out to build a team of mutants to fight Shaw and accidentally acquire a family instead.
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to keep us both warm by snarkivist
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
04 Oct 2024
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"Alright," Erik puts his hands on his hips. "Jesus. Who came up with this, seriously? Why are the teaspoons all the way in the back - you drink so much tea, it doesn't make sense to have them... and the- ist das ein Feuerzeug? Why is it over there with the knives?"
"Can't help you there," Charles comments serenely. "Probably my mother, who prioritised accessibility of the corkscrew over most other things in life."
or: Charles doesn't take well to returning to his childhood home. Erik makes soup and rearranges the cutlery drawer.
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- Part 1 of abstract (psychopomp)
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all my love and terror (balanced there between those eyes) by snarkivist for little_bastard_being
Fandoms: X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
24 Sep 2024
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Erik is looming over him, a black hole of nothingness obscuring most of the sky, and can't he tell? Can't he tell that he is terrifying - a splintering lie of a person, a flat, unending pit in the fabric of reality, no more his Erik than a crude sketch, a second-hand description, a golem from the stories of Erik's childhood that he'd whispered to Charles at night sometimes, little pieces of his history shaped into gifts.
or: Charles experiences Shaw's death, a narrowly-averted war, and the disorienting powers of the helmet in rapid succession, and then gets shot. He deserves a little panic attack, as a treat.
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- Part 2 of abstract (psychopomp)
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on the practical limitations of tea as a love language by snarkivist
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
19 Aug 2024
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“Okay,” Martin says quietly. “Okay. What do you want, Jon?”
“I want us,” Jon mumbles, watching Martin’s thumb drawing circles over his pulse point. “I want you, I want to stay in a relationship with you and do everything we used to do. I just don’t want, um… intercourse.”
or: mum said it’s my turn on the “Jon comes out to Martin” fic
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The Beggar and the King by snarkivist for little_bastard_being
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
06 Jan 2024
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In which Nicky riles up Henry VIII for fun while Joe, Andy and Quynh are the Peanut Gallery watching from the window.
A fun time is had by all (except the King).
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abstract (psychopomp) by snarkivist
Fandom X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
05 Oct 2024
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Baby Bird by disasterdrow, Taraxinium
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
18 May 2026
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28 May 2026
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let all the children boogie
disasterdrow, TaraxiniumAfter four years of space travel, Grace and Rocky are finally approaching Erid. Grace has been working hard to learn Eridian, but two days out, disaster strikes - his keyboard is broken and Rocky is hurt.
Luckily, Grace can speak some very basic Eridian with his single set of vocal cords. Unfortunately, he sounds like a newly hatched baby Eridian when he does.
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affection and other cravings by JustStandingHere
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Sep 2023
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“But you admit it! You did tempt me!”
“I offered you warm food during a storm,” Crowley argues. “If you call that temptation, I’d hate to see you talk to an innkeeper.” Aziraphale scowls some more. Crowley shrugs. “Besides, no harm done. You seem to be enjoying yourself.”
He has Aziraphale there. “Still,” he says, spreading his hands wide. “It has to be said—” He glances up to the sky. “—for anyone listening, that I am not at fault for my appetite.”
“Never said you were,” Crowley says. “Just said you liked the oysters.”
or, an examination vis-à-vis food and forgiveness
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affection and other cravings
JustStandingHere“But you admit it! You did tempt me!”
“I offered you warm food during a storm,” Crowley argues. “If you call that temptation, I’d hate to see you talk to an innkeeper.” Aziraphale scowls some more. Crowley shrugs. “Besides, no harm done. You seem to be enjoying yourself.”
He has Aziraphale there. “Still,” he says, spreading his hands wide. “It has to be said—” He glances up to the sky. “—for anyone listening, that I am not at fault for my appetite.”
“Never said you were,” Crowley says. “Just said you liked the oysters.”
or, an examination vis-à-vis food and forgiveness
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Ryland Grace is Not Doing Well.
He’s consulted a medical textbook. He’s definitely malnourished, as expected, but he also thinks he might have scurvy, which is. Uh.
He’s attempting to make light of it. Well. He’s attempting not to make anything of it at all. They only have what, ten more days until they reach Erid? And once they’ve got to Erid, Rocky has reassured him, told him again and again and again that the best minds on Erid will fix him, will work out a way to feed him, that they’ll help.
So he just has to make it through those ten more days. With scurvy. No big deal. Who hasn’t lived with scurvy before? If he thinks real hard about it, he’s just a pirate, at the end of the day. A space pirate. A space pirate who pillaged another planet for their resources and has now got scurvy as a form of divine retribution for crimes against Taumoeba (eating it) and Astrophage (getting Taumoeba to eat it.)
He’s Jack Sparrow. What the hey, sure.
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Or: Ryland Grace, and The Brush With Scurvy.
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17 May 2026
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watched me sleep?
succulentsofaRyland Grace is Not Doing Well.
He’s consulted a medical textbook. He’s definitely malnourished, as expected, but he also thinks he might have scurvy, which is. Uh.
He’s attempting to make light of it. Well. He’s attempting not to make anything of it at all. They only have what, ten more days until they reach Erid? And once they’ve got to Erid, Rocky has reassured him, told him again and again and again that the best minds on Erid will fix him, will work out a way to feed him, that they’ll help.
So he just has to make it through those ten more days. With scurvy. No big deal. Who hasn’t lived with scurvy before? If he thinks real hard about it, he’s just a pirate, at the end of the day. A space pirate. A space pirate who pillaged another planet for their resources and has now got scurvy as a form of divine retribution for crimes against Taumoeba (eating it) and Astrophage (getting Taumoeba to eat it.)
He’s Jack Sparrow. What the hey, sure.
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Or: Ryland Grace, and The Brush With Scurvy.
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same difference by deervsheadlights
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
24 Apr 2026
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Relatively speaking, Grace and Rocky are both somewhat unusual. It brings them closer together.
Or: FtM Ryland Grace explains social constructivism to his genderless alien buddy (badly), Rocky decides he wants to be less genderless actually, and Grace and Rocky love each other in every universe.
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07 May 2026
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same difference
deervsheadlightsRelatively speaking, Grace and Rocky are both somewhat unusual. It brings them closer together.
Or: FtM Ryland Grace explains social constructivism to his genderless alien buddy (badly), Rocky decides he wants to be less genderless actually, and Grace and Rocky love each other in every universe.
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Learn Eridian with this Eridlingo language course! 🪐
(a semi-interactive Duolingo-inspired Eridian "course" made with HTML and CSS elements)
Latest Minor Update: 05/14/26 - Added Introductions for Verbs, Adjectives, Pronouns, and Prepositions Lessons
( slow updates )
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- Part 6 of work skin fics
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Eridlingo
AilrenCome learn Eridian with this Eridlingo language course!
(an interactive Duolingo-inspired Eridian "course" made with HTML and CSS elements)
Last updated: 04/30/2026 - added main menu screen, lesson select map, and lesson complete screen.