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    Five hockey players, one blizzard, and a shared wardrobe full of Russian labels that Shane is desperate to keep hidden. It turns out that forced proximity is a lot harder when your boyfriend is Ilya Rozanov and he’s being an ass just to keep the act up—and because the bed is little too cold and little too big for Shane to sleep alone.

    (There was a comment saying I should mention that you have to click on things, which is fair. So guys, click on everything — it’ll end up being something.

    chapter 8 is CSS I used to format this fic.)

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    5+1 where shane and ilya are married, but no one knows. they decided the best way to handle the situation is clear; fall in love again in front of the other centaurs.

    5 “firsts” +1 where the centaurs lose their mind.

    title from everything is romantic by charli xcx

    Chapter 1: planning
    Chapter 2: crushing
    Chapter 3: flirting
    Chapter 4: dating
    Chapter 5: kissing
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    (Kukalaka point-of-view.) Enjoy a teddy bear’s perspective of unfolding romance and evolving psyches.

    Recently, Julian has been skipping lunches with Garak. Garak arrives at Julian’s quarters and demands to know why. Turns out, Julian is secretly trying to reconnect with his Muslim heritage for the month of Ramadan, so has been going without food or water during daylight hours, as religious tradition decrees. Well! In that case! If Garak can’t have lunch with his dear doctor, dawn and dusk meals will certainly do. And if he happens to linger afterwards... that’s probably not against the rules.

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    For reference purposes: my thoughts on Cardassian reproductive xenobiology.

    All of this is purely my own headcanon. It gets updated as I think more about things.

    If you'd like to use these ideas in your own work, feel free! Please credit me. I'd also love a link~!

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