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  1. Public Bookmark 32

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    "The human world is full of weak-minded people, who think they're as clever as can be and are convinced that it's terribly important to persuade even the children that Fantastica doesn't exist.”

    Homestuck is the postmodernism Final Boss.

    This is an essay about Homestuck's philosophy, its theses on reality and growing up, what it means to live a good life, why the ending feels "off", why anything ever happens. This essay explores Homestuck's Deep Lore, the bottom of the iceberg, its most foundational core values.

    Chapter 1: Why the ending is bad (it's on purpose!).
    Chapter 2 & 3: Classpects and denizens explained, with religiously cited sources and textual evidence. I cracked the code.
    Chapter 4: How the dancestors created Lord English.

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    25 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 55

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    His eyes snapped open. All his senses came rushing back to him at once, a sharp pain in his side, a throbbing ache in his head, the distinct, overwhelming smell of sulfur. He shot upright, immediately scanning his surroundings. He could barely see, squinting to make out the vague shapes around him through the shadows.

    They were surrounded by debris, he knew that much. And if there was no light, that must mean they were truly surrounded on all sides.

    He coughed, waving dust away from his face, “You alright, Pikachu?”

    “Yeah”, Kaminari breathed out on his right, “Uh…mostly.”

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    04 Jul 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 64

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    Silence, complete and utter silence. No sounds of footsteps or even his own breathing greeted Katsuki's ears when he awoke.

    A spike of panic shot through his heart as his hands rocketed up to his ears. Katsuki couldn't hear, shit.
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    Bakugou goes deaf. Kaminari learns sign language for him, when nobody else will.

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    26 Jun 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 60

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    “It's only been a brief while since our socialization commenced and yet already we have been made apodictically cognizant of your personality, redolent as it is of a turd getting steamed in a sewer,” Denki declares, unable to stop his mouth from overflowing with unflattering words that perfectly describe Bakugou Katsuki, resident pretty potty-mouthed asshole.

    Huh?! What the hell kinda vocabulary is that?” the pretty potty-mouthed asshole demands, launching to his feet and lurching over the chair seat. “I’ll fucking kill you!

    Denki doesn't think he’s ever seen a more satisfying sight in his miserable life.

    And he just knows that this interaction is going to be the perfect perpetrator to a glorious friendship.

     

    or: how kaminari managed to, by way of mutual insanity, piss off bakugou enough to land a date.

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    25 Jun 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 21

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    one shot written for DirkJohn Week 2021
    day 1: meetcute/double date

    Roxy asks John out on a double date. Unfortunately she didn't exactly specify who John's date would be.

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    27 Apr 2025

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    Its Thanksgiving. Want to skip that long insulting conversation about how you're still single? Well, look no further!
     
    I am a 26 year old felon with no high school degree and a bedsit full of robotic body parts. I can play anywhere between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on how much hair product I use. Im a freelance technician and work late nights at a bar fixing sound equipment for terrible musicians. If you'd like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I'm game.

    John finds the perfect prank to pull on his dad for Thanksgiving.

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    25 Mar 2025

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    Just as soon as the dance begins, it’s over.

    In the silver, the faint mist rays of light, he can make out a face. One that’s achingly familiar, one he knows like the back of his hand, yet isn’t familiar with whatsoever. A man, bronze skin pallid and devoid of the life Viktor is so used to seeing. Shaggy dark hair hanging in curtains around his face — a face littered with cuts and bruises, stained with dirt and soot. Heavy set brows and eyes wide in shock.

    Rather inappropriately, Viktor’s first thought is oh, fuck. And his second. And his third.

    Because staring back at him is Jayce.

    While Ekko and Heimerdinger get sent to an alterate universe, Jayce gets sent back in time and is reacquainted with a much younger Viktor.

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    29 Dec 2024

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