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the audacity of man (to simp) by root_reader
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
01 May 2023
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Caelus collects concepts in his first weeks of life, all in an attempt to understand the idea of being human.
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Aurora, I Don't Think We're In Kansas Anymore by root_reader
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band)
08 Sep 2020
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“Why the fuck does Jonny get to be the wicked witch? I’d make an incredible witch thank you,” Tim ranted, violently gesturing with his gun.
Behind him, Brian very carefully placed a pair of dog ears attached to a headband onto Tim’s head. Tim did not notice.
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And the Apocalypse Folded Itself into a Marble by root_reader
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
10 Aug 2020
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Statement of The Archive and its encounter with one Jonathan Sims during the apocalypse.
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Collection of drabbles around Dimitri/m!Byleth, as well as surrounding Blue Lions and co. Spoiler warning to the end of Blue Lions route.
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DEJA-VU: Have you seen this employee?! by Luca_Kim
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
12 May 2026
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[Anomaly UKL1D-■■-130666]
Anomaly 130666, "Roe Deer," is an overwhelmingly powerful entity inexplicably convinced it's just another human employee. It's also very friendly!
Daydream Corp's official stance: "Secure a contract! Generous reward! Just be quick!"
The Disaster Bureau's internal directive: "Recruit it to our side! Save it from capitalist exploitation! Help humanity!"
All anyone knows for sure? Tell it it's not human, and you'll be [DELETED].
PRIORITY: MAXIMUM. RECRUITMENT IS MANDATORY. COMPETITION IS FIERCE.
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But you had to go
I know, I know, I know
Like a wave that crashed and melted on the shore
(I know the end - Pheobe Bridgers)- Words:
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Two Stacks And A Promise by FangedAxolotl7887
Fandoms: State SMP | ish's Civilization Series
07 Jun 2026
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Saparata didn't necessarily have a plan when he reached out to Yggdrasil for safe haven after his world turned upside down. He had even less of a plan when Turntapp of the Covenant had accepted. Adjusting to his new world would not be easy, but what other choice did he have?
He knew he would in the end, though. So long as unforeseen mental and emotional hurdles didn't appear out of nowhere, Saps couldn't imagine this as an experience he couldn't handle.
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Starbound, a mission to send humanity to space, to join the creatures in the outer cosmos. Too bad nothing can go exactly to plan.
Stories are in order of when they were posted, not timeline order.
Timeline wise it is
1. Savage (Forgotten Conquest)
2. Scavenge for Survivors
???More will be added as more stories are posted
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08 May 2026
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Cherophobia by Anony_mousie
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
30 Apr 2026
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“Okay,” Avery said between breaths, “you’re officially my problem now. Congrats.”
He lay there a moment longer, staring at the sky, then turned his head toward the unconscious gladiator. “You know, if you wake up and try to stab me, I’m gonna be real annoyed. Just saying.”
No answer, obviously.
Series
- Part 1 of Philophobia