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    Lan Wangji attempts to speedrun every conversation about queerness or differentness that has occurred in the household from Sizhui’s perspective. He cannot properly recall any except one: always turning the radio off when a certain, outrageously-out singer comes on.

    “I think I should tell you a story,” says Lan Wangji.

     

    In the early 2000s summer heat, a decidedly straight Lan Zhan meets a boy called Wei Ying. Later, Lan Wangji meets Wei Wuxian.

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    27 May 2026

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    Lan Zhan knows that face. It's Wei Ying.

    His head is thrown back, eyes closed, baring a long line of throat interrupted only by his adam's apple. He's pulling the mic stand towards him as he belts out a high note, long and piercing, the crowd screaming along with him. He cuts it off and snaps his eyes open – the camera catches it head on and for a single breath, it's almost as if he's looking straight at Lan Zhan.

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    The ballet dancer!LWJ and rockstar!WWX AU

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    05 May 2026

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    Sizhui has grown up with a single father. Now, he learns what it is like to have a mom.

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    29 Apr 2026

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    Jiang Yanli: A-Xian, I think you should give Lan Wangji a chance! Opposites attract, right?

    Jiang Cheng: An IRS agent and a tax evader is not exactly Romeo and Juliet

    Jiang Yanli: It’s better! No one needs to die!

    Wei Wuxian: i’d rather die than pay more taxes

    Jiang Yanli: ???

    Wei Wuxian: i’m like 60% joking
    Wei Wuxian: maybe if he falls in love with me he’ll give me tips on how to evade more taxes in future

    OR: the great romantic saga of tax collector!lwj and tax evader!wwx

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    02 Apr 2026

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    “Okay!” says Wei Ying, already taking another customer’s order. “I’ll find you later! Remember, though, you have to be nice about my act – I thrive on praise!”

    Wangji finds a table for three. He sits down, maintaining a white-knuckled grip on what remains of his virgin pina colada. He stares at it, morose and – for the first time in his life – unbearably horny. I am also a virgin, he thinks, as though a non-alcoholic beverage is in any way capable of reciprocating his sudden kinship with it, and tries not to think about other, considerably more naked contexts in which Wei Ying might be said to thrive on praise.

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    26 Mar 2026