16 Works by not_a_functioning_human_being
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Enchanted by not_a_functioning_human_being
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
17 Jun 2026
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Izuku ends up going to the dance with Kacchan. Which is fine, just not what he was expecting.
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Todoroki is living his best life and Tododeku is a great friendship by not_a_functioning_human_being
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
01 Aug 2023
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5 times Todoroki is living his best life and the 1 time Tododeku is no longer a great friendship.
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Every year Patton and Logan continue Logan's experiment to find the optimal conditions for the crunchiest leaves.
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- Part 11 of Sanders Sides One Shots
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Remus gives Logan his dick.
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- Part 10 of Sanders Sides One Shots
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Under the Diamond Sky by not_a_functioning_human_being
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series), 君と彼女と彼女の恋。| Kimi to Kanojo to Kanojo no Koi. | YOU and ME and HER: a love story (Visual Novel)
02 Sep 2020
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Spoilers for the visual novel YOU and ME and HER, it's basically following the same basic storyline. If you've never heard of it please do check it out. It's like Doki Doki but 100xs better. (And I LOVE Doki Doki).
Virgil just wanted to live his life and get through high school when he stumbles upon a strange person on the roof who claims that they can talk to God and that the world is a video game.
Hijinks ensue as a friendship blossoms between them. Yet something strange is going on. Virgil's actions start to become more and more unlike his own, and the strange 'glitches' start happening.
Maybe the world is a video game after all.
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Not Very Romano Cheesy by not_a_functioning_human_being
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
22 Jul 2020
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Patton doesn't deserve someone like Logan. Logan deserves someone better.
Someone like me.
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- Part 9 of Sanders Sides One Shots
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Sanders Sides Request Book by not_a_functioning_human_being
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
18 Jul 2020
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Hey, so I'm bored and have zero motivation to do actual work so I decided to make a request book. Just comment a prompt and/or a ship if you're interested and yeah. I'll do almost anything
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You Can’t Have A Ball Without A Prince by not_a_functioning_human_being
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
01 Jul 2020
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After the events of POF Roman decides to throw himself a pity party. (Quite literally)
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- Part 7 of Sanders Sides One Shots
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With You I’m Always Home by not_a_functioning_human_being
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
01 Jul 2020
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After a near death experience on a dock, Roman has been afraid of the water. Ever since that day, Thomas's mind was split into a dark and light side and Roman never saw his brother again. That is until Janus notices him staring at Remus's side of the Imagination and offers him a way across the barrier.
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- Part 8 of Sanders Sides One Shots
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Patton and Virgil meet at a festival and fall in love at first sight. Unfortunately for them, a certain snake seems to have different plans.
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- Part 6 of Sanders Sides One Shots
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Seasons of Friendship by not_a_functioning_human_being
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
30 Jun 2020
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Virgil was having a perfectly ordinary afternoon until a certain someone bumps into him.
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- Part 5 of Sanders Sides One Shots
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It’s Roman’s turn to chose a game for game night. Like everything else he does, it’s incredibly extra.
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- Part 4 of Sanders Sides One Shots
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The Earth is Not Flat by not_a_functioning_human_being
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
30 Jun 2020
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Remus seems to be more chaotic than usual. Especially when Logan is involved.
Last one that I wrote two years ago I promise.
Edit: This one was actually written about a year ago. Sorry if that caused any confusion.
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- Part 3 of Sanders Sides One Shots
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Roman’s having a hard time sleeping and Logan decides to find out why.
Hey so this is another fanfic I wrote two years ago and it’s kinda dumb, but I wanted to post it anyways because I just want all of my works to be in the same place. UwU
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- Part 2 of Sanders Sides One Shots
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The Ballad of Mona Lisa by not_a_functioning_human_being
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
30 Jun 2020
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Logan wakes up in a dark room with his limbs tied together. A ball of white light forces him to watch the memories of his most heinous act.
Hey so this is a fanfic from about two years ago but I kind of wanted to post it anyways. So I hope you like it.
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- Part 1 of Sanders Sides One Shots
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Me and my friend were playing a game called angels and devils where the angel makes the character's life better and the devil makes the character's life terrible, and this is what we came up with.
It's mostly gramatically correct but I think there are a lot of run on sentences. The angel's part will be in bold (because that's the only way to tell the difference). I hope you like it.:)- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 939
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 40