not_a_functioning_human_being
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Enchanted by not_a_functioning_human_being
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
17 Jun 2026
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Izuku ends up going to the dance with Kacchan. Which is fine, just not what he was expecting.
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Todoroki is living his best life and Tododeku is a great friendship by not_a_functioning_human_being
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
01 Aug 2023
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5 times Todoroki is living his best life and the 1 time Tododeku is no longer a great friendship.
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Every year Patton and Logan continue Logan's experiment to find the optimal conditions for the crunchiest leaves.
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- Part 11 of Sanders Sides One Shots
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Remus gives Logan his dick.
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- Part 10 of Sanders Sides One Shots
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Under the Diamond Sky by not_a_functioning_human_being
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series), 君と彼女と彼女の恋。| Kimi to Kanojo to Kanojo no Koi. | YOU and ME and HER: a love story (Visual Novel)
02 Sep 2020
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Spoilers for the visual novel YOU and ME and HER, it's basically following the same basic storyline. If you've never heard of it please do check it out. It's like Doki Doki but 100xs better. (And I LOVE Doki Doki).
Virgil just wanted to live his life and get through high school when he stumbles upon a strange person on the roof who claims that they can talk to God and that the world is a video game.
Hijinks ensue as a friendship blossoms between them. Yet something strange is going on. Virgil's actions start to become more and more unlike his own, and the strange 'glitches' start happening.
Maybe the world is a video game after all.
Recent series
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Sanders Sides One Shots by not_a_functioning_human_being
Fandom Sanders Sides (Web Series)
06 Dec 2020
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What Your Favourite [REDACTED] Ship Says About You! by orphan_account
Fandoms: [Redacted] - Athan & Jamie Petronis (Podcast)
23 Jun 2026
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Exactly as it says on the packet: What does your favourite [REDACTED] ship say about you?
I've covered every single ship I think anyone could ship, not including poly ships because i love them but they exhaust me.
Bookmarked by not_a_functioning_human_being
24 Jun 2026
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Medicine Fanatic's Takeover of Qing Jing Peak by Celestial_Dork
Fandoms: 论救错反派的下场 - 凤羽涅 | Mistakenly Saving the Villain - Fèng Yǔ Niè, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 May 2026
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Song Qingshi transmigrates into Proud Immortal Demon's Way instead of random tragic cultivation yaoi and bumbles through fixing it into a literary masterpiece going by his own idea of "but the three views!!!" Of course, he is immediately distracted from this goal by turning Qing Jing Peak into Medicine-and-Studying-Crazy Peak.
Shen Qingqiu/Yuan (and Shen Qingqiu/Luo Binghe) will appear later, but this is mainly a Mistakenly Saving the Villain fan work- once it gets further into things, the start has mainly been SVSSS tbh. I just like torturing Binghe with Song Qingshi's specific brand of torture.
Rating and warnings may change. Currently mature for Yue Wuhuan typical background and issues.
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25 Apr 2026
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Anonymous said:
Asked Batman whether he was dating Mr Wayne or if it was just a sugar baby/daddy thing. Only response I got was a stern ‘hn’ but im like 90% sure he was blushing under the cowl
[3/5 stars]Anonymous said:
I can’t put vigilantes as a reason on my insurance claims
[0/5 stars]Anonymous said:
Can confirm that Red Hood wears a second mask under his hood for some reason. He’s not bald, but he does have awful helmet hair if anyone was wondering why im only giving him four stars
[4/5 stars]A Gotham University student launches a forum website for rating the local vigilantes, mainly as a joke. As things tend to do in Gotham, it spirals out of control.
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- Part 3 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
- Part 2 of In which there is Social Media
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Bookmarked by not_a_functioning_human_being
07 Apr 2026
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who let joshua, basically the one neurotypical guy, try to put together a party for a bunch of people with sensory issues? and in the battle cabin? god, why would lucille approve this.
or, stupid gay people go to joshuas stupid party and theu hate it so bad they need to leave and go make out (lie)
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02 Apr 2026
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Of course Dustin has probably the only car in the world that reads you your Facebook newsfeed. Of course he does. (and when Mark and Eduardo get stuck in it together, they end up saying a lot without ever speaking a word.)
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Bookmarked by not_a_functioning_human_being
15 Mar 2026