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    “Why not?”

    Because Yuri hasn’t crafted a confession beyond you’re cool, i’m cool, what if we were cool together? in a romantic way in case it wasn’t clear because apparently i have a massive fucking crush on you. who would’ve thought? and that accompanied by its lackluster form of an Instagram DM is just asking for a rejection. Yuri would reject that type of confession. Unless, of course, it came from Otabek because it’s Otabek. In fact, it would solve a hell of a lot of his problems if he got something like that from Otabek.

    “B-Because!” he splutters helplessly. Mila, unimpressed, makes flapping chicken-wing motions at him. Yuri is going to rip her hair off with his teeth.

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    Taeho wants to fucking die. He was warned of many things by his father before joining the Aberrant corps–weak teammates, reckless criminals, heartless instructors. Getting trapped in a shoddy knockoff of a shojo manga was not one of them.

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    The sun is nestled halfway into the horizon when Iseul puts both hands on the rickety table in their safehouse, leans across the surface and says to Min, “Hey, do you want to go out with me?”

    In the corner of the room, Ryujin spittakes and sprays her pilfered soda all over Sayeon’s suit.

    “Where?” Min asks, completely unperturbed.

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    “What are you doing?” Otabek’s face crowds his vision, his ridiculous crew cut flopping over his eyes. His expression is completely devoid of any emotion–no trace of mockery or scorn, just pure inquiry.

    If it were anyone else, Yuri would sock them in the jaw without a second thought. As it is, his hand is twitching.

    “What does it look like, genius?” Yuri spits out, all venom.

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    Jon snaps his jaw shut and then the window. He watches the way Damian’s socked feet pad along the carpeted floor, boots carried in one hand. There are so many things he knows about Damian–which hand he favors, the feel of his blade against Jon’s skin, the way his brow furrows ever so slightly in annoyance when Jon thwarts one of his plans–but he’s learning now that there are so many things he doesn’t know about Damian too. How he takes his shoes off in his apartment, how he organizes his books. He treats each piece of knowledge like a crumb of food and he’s starving and he wonders how many Damian will let him gather in his hands.

    In which Justice Lords Jon escapes into another universe following the death of Superman. He finds that in this universe Damian and Jon aren’t just on good terms, they’re partners, in every sense of the word. He wonders what that means for him and his Damian.

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    “You look beautiful,” Miri breathes out because it’s true. Nobility fits cleanly across Katar’s shoulders now–not like it had all those months ago at the academy ball, each of them fidgeting awkwardly with their gowns, struggling to walk on four-inch heels instead of their worn-out leather boots. What previously had been sheer haughtiness has transformed into regalness, something like a reverent awe that follows Katar where she walks. The time at court has smoothed out Katar’s sharper edges, refined her like polished stone.

    “And you look short,” Katar says, looking down at her.

    Orrrr maybe not.

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    “Thank you,” Edgeworth sighs on the other end, sounding relieved. “I trust you won’t forget the dress code?”

    Ugh. He’s insufferable.

    “Yes, brother, I will be sure to find a garment that is ugly enough by your ridiculous standards. Which will not be difficult since the bar is below ground given your taste in partner.”

    Franziska hangs up before he can protest.

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    The two of them “get” an apartment together. Get in quotes because despite Pildu’s best efforts, the housing market has essentially gone to shit and the landlord’s too busy being devoured by stray monsters to charge them rent. They find a two-bedroom with minimal bloodstains and a half functional door with a deadbolt and Sooyoung puts her stuff down in one room and Sangah places her things in the next one over. (She’s in a kid’s room given the crappy decor and the covers with aliens printed on them but Sooyoung tries not to think too hard about it, to shove it to the furthest corner of her mind.)

    Sooyoung’s not used to having a roommate. Even before the world went to shit, she lived alone and it feels strange to have someone’s space overlapping with her own, tucked too close like they’re beneath her skin. She’s not used to leaving the bathroom at 3 AM after taking a piss and nearly walking straight into Sangah, clad only in a sports bra and booty shorts. (Okay, she knows Sangah wouldn’t call them booty shorts but the shorts she keeps on underneath her armor are an atrociously scant length! No one should ever be able to see that much bare skin on her thighs–it’s a safety hazard!)

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    Suzume’s ridden a bike before, she’s no stranger to the mountains. Her favorite moments are the apex of a particularly long hill, the pitch in her stomach at the climax before she goes plummeting downwards, both her legs kicked out, completely at the mercy of gravity.

    She’s sat in buses before, ridden in vans, watched the wildlife whip past her through a thin layer of frosted glass. But this is something else entirely, sitting on the back of Chika’s motorcycle as they jet off down the rocky path, the wind whipping through her hair. She feels alive watching the sun make its slow ascent into the sky, the air cold enough to pierce her lungs.

    At the start of the year, Suzume makes good on a promise.

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    “Don’t worry, we aren’t blowing anything up… this time, at least.” Stephanie grins and leans closer, one arm slung over his neck. “Say, Tim, how strongly do you feel about the Fourth Amendment?”

    She watches the emotion on his face cycle through panic and confusion before eventually landing on deep contemplation. Stephanie waits until he opens his mouth to respond before picking him up by his shoulders and steering him towards the Batcave. God, he weighs practically nothing–all skin and bones. They need to get some more meat into him (and not the Kryptonian kind.)

    “Not too strongly, right? Especially with this government? Let’s go violate some privacy!”

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    “So it seems like Yao-momo still thinks that Santa is real. And we are going to keep it that way. Am I clear?” She jabs her earjacks in the air for emphasis, letting them ruminate on how much blackmail a person with superhearing has collected in the few months they’ve been piled into the dorm together.

    (The answer is multitudes. Enough blackmail for a lifetime. Tokoyami might think that playing DDLC at 1% volume in the dead of night will keep his hobbies secret but he is sorely mistaken.)

    “Crystal,” Kaminari squeaks, wiping the sweat off his brow.

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    “It’s cold,” Sayaka snaps instead.

    “Aw,” Kyoko replies, leaning forward on the door hinges. There’s snow still coating her fingertips. She’s reckless, too reckless and Sayaka’s wondered how she’s survived for so long. “Do you want me to hold your hand, Sayaka? All you had to do was ask.”

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    “Just a party.” Stephanie hopes her voice carries more nonchalance than she feels–which is to say, none at all. “Mina invited me–she said some of her friends are throwing.”

    Jordan’s eyes narrow at the camera and Stephanie feels dread sink like a two-ton weight in her stomach.

    Eonni, please don’t tell me you’re going on a date with my client’s family.”

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    “That’s not my cup noodle,” Juni says when Yesol throws open the door to their shoebox-sized dorm. She’s lying upside-down on the top bunk, head hanging over the railing so Yesol’s body is facing the wrong way but even from here, she can tell that whatever fuzzy bundle she’s holding isn’t the $5.99 Cup Noodle she was promised.

    Yesol frowns back at her, child-like innocence and confusion written in her expression. Juni wants to smack it right off her face sometimes.

    “This isn’t a cup noodle,” she says, shaking the fuzzy blur. “Can you not see because you’re missing an eye?”

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    “What are you doing here?” she snaps, all brash. Good to know that she hasn’t changed at all in the months they’ve been apart.

    Aki raises one eyebrow coolly, giving her uniform a once-over and Shiho flushes red to her ears with anger as she slaps one sweaty palm over the name tag.

    “Isn’t that what I should be asking?”

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    “Come on! Your hair is kind of the right color too!” She grabs a fistful and tugs for emphasis. The feeling definitely does not make her bristle like a cat whose back of the ear has just been scratched and Lawine definitely does not feel a rush of warm pleasure shudder through her body. A small smile spreads across Kanne’s lips and it spells disaster. “Oh, how the turns have tabled.”

    Lawine flips her on the ground and yanks both of her pigtails as hard as she can for that one. She only lets her up when Kanne starts begging for mercy, swearing up and down that she’ll never dare to piss Lawine off again which is exactly the same thing she said the other twenty times she pissed Lawine off. Elsa is staring at them judgementally from the screen, the shot of her standing in the center of her ice palace burned long enough to leave an afterimage.

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    “What are you talking about?! You could have anyone you wanted in the world!” She’s red-faced and panting with the admission, all the air knocked out of her lungs. Her stomach feels cramped up like it’s pumped up all of the truth.

    Ye-ri’s staring at her and she looks the same way she did on the crappy back stairs of that awful club four years ago, uncharacteristically weary and resigned.

    “Not anyone,” she says quietly. The words stick like a second skin to Kyung and refuse to budge even when she tries to shake them off. Something foreign and electric is strung between them and Kyung scrabbles for some sort of familiarity to expel it from the air.

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    But the more pressing matter is that there are seven uninvited people in his and Jon’s home. Damian freezes at the realization. Seven uninvited people who do not know that he and Jon are dating, let alone that they live together. Damian groans internally–he already has an impending migraine from dealing with his idiotic classmates, he does not need another from his family.

    (It had been simple really. Jon had been relegated to his shoebox-sized dorm by MetU ResLife and Damian had a far-too-spacious apartment at his disposal, courtesy of Wayne Enterprises. He’s fairly certain that Jon’s old roommate still thinks Jon’s trading sexual favors in exchange for humane living conditions but it’s fine. Getting Jon to move in with him, especially given their constant coming-and-goings from their night lives, had been inevitable.

    The getting-together-thing afterwards had been inevitable too.)

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    “What–Damian, why are you doing this?” he asks because it’s the only thing he can. Red eyes rule out the Lazarus Pit and fear toxin usually evokes breakdowns, not angry murder sprees. That leaves some other form of brainwashing, magic probably. Rao, of course it’s magic.

    “Because I hate you,” Damian spits and Jon falters mid-air, his sneakers banging against the floor.

    “What?” His voice breaks on the end, coming out as a whisper, as a plea. Damian hurls another knife without blinking and Jon lets it hit him, bouncing off the shield emblazoned on his chest.

    “I. Hate. You,” he says again slowly through gritted teeth. “And I am going to kill you.”

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    Everything is not fine. Within a couple of hours he gets an idea of how the place is spliced–him in one universe, every single other person in the other. Outside, the sound of car sirens wailing floods the air, the creak and moan of metal as buildings cave, the roar of fire as it cuts through wildlife in the distance. The outside is a cacophony of noise but none of it human and it makes Dick want to fall to his knees and scream, to add some sort of humanity to the symphony. (He refuses to admit it to himself because admittance is the first step but he thinks he’s going a little crazy.)

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