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  1. Public Bookmark 47

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    Shane Hollander thought he knew everything about his boyfriend of ten years.

    Ilya Rozanov was sweet, chronically underpaid, and worked as a middle school gym teacher. Shane, meanwhile, was a moderately successful pottery artist with a gallery and (unbeknownst to anyone else) amazing survival instincts.

    Their relationship was very much ordinary.

    Then, one night, Shane randomly got kidnapped by a few men speaking in Russian. The kidnappers took one look at his emergency contact, went pale, and asked (politely) if Shane could call his boyfriend and tell him this was all just a misunderstanding.

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    29 May 2026

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    Cliff has secretly had a crush on Shane Hollander since a bit after the accident. Ilya is now starting a charity with Hollander, so Cliff figures this is his chance to have Ilya wingman him. Little does he know this is not going to go the way he expects.

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    22 May 2026

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    Part two on an AU where Ilya and Shane meet around 9 years old as neighbours.

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    14 May 2026

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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    05 May 2026

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    cens and censibility @ottawagirly
    is there a reason why 8 million different hockey players have decided to post pics of themselves kissing each other with tongue or????????

    Or, Hayden Pike is freaking out after accidentally posting a video of Shane and Ilya making out on his fanmail. Luckily, he has a groupchat of hockey players determined to help them play it off. The internet is mostly just confused?

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    25 Apr 2026