kuolonsyoja
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red, rising sun (and the blue, circling moon) by kuolonsyoja for starlightvelaris
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
09 Jan 2025
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2026 is Ferrari's year, historical and chaotic, and it goes down something like this. (If you ask most fans, or a certain Dutch F1 World Champion, though, they would say it's Charles' year. And hey, that's close enough, in this decade.)
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“Sí, sí, Lawrence,” Fernando said smoothly, his voice calm as he spoke into the phone. Lance squirmed in his lap, his body desperate for attention. Fernando’s hand rested lightly on Lance’s thigh, but his focus remained on the call. “Yes, I think he’s getting better with every race,” Fernando continued, his tone casual. “He stayed composed, even when the pressure was on.”
Lance moaned softly, barely able to control himself. “Papi… Please…”
Fernando’s lips curled into a knowing smile, but he didn’t break his rhythm. “Patience, nene,” he murmured softly, his fingers tightening on Lance’s thigh. “You can wait just a little longer.”
aka strollonso cockwarming while fernando talks to lawrence on the phone
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- Part 1 of kuolo fills kinkmeme prompts
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Lumi on jo peittänyt kukat laaksosessa, järven aalto jäätynyt talvipakkasessa by kuolonsyoja
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
01 Dec 2024
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Kimi didn’t wave or get out of the car. Instead, he leaned out of the rolled-down window, lips curling into the faintest smile, his eyes sparkling with mischief. “Took you long enough,” Kimi teased, his voice cutting through the cold wind like a warm embrace. Seb grinned, hefting his bag over his shoulder as he approached the car. “Missed me?” he asked. “Not really,” Kimi shot back, but the way his gaze lingered on Seb for a moment longer betrayed the truth.
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From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Date: Monday, March 17, 2025, 11:00 AM
Subject: Re: Re: Congratulations on the team’s first ever 1-2!Hi Fernando,
Everything that happened at the celebration was between two consenting adults. We’ll make sure that we keep things private. So sorry, if we did something wrong.
Sent from my iPhone
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Idiota
🔒Messages and calls are end-to-end encrypted. No one outside of this chat, not even WhatsApp, can read or listen to them. Tap to learn more.
Today
Seb.
¿Qué?
Sent 11:10 AMSeb???
Sent 11:30 AMWhat did you mean “between two consenting adults”????
Should I know something??
Sent 11:45 AMAKA the HR hates them!AU through emails etc.
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Logan was hurt. There was no denying that. And the American blamed everything on his boss. He had thought that James actually cared about him and his feelings, but he had been wrong. Now, barely 23 years old, he wasn’t even sure if he had a seat for the next year. Sure, James had tried to apologize, but deep down Logan knew how things really were: he was probably out after the current season unless a miracle happened.
aka "Times James Disappointed Logan" tally
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Charles, a fighter pilot for the French-Monégasque Armée de l'Air, is also second in line to the Monégasque throne. And, so what, if he has a crush on Max Verstappen? Even as a tifoso? And, so what, if Max Verstappen just bought him a drink?
He's a trained, professional soldier who's done two tours in Afghanistan... He can be totally normal about this.
(He cannot, in fact, be normal about this)
(But that's okay, because neither can Max)
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01 Jun 2026
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Welcome to Paddock Wars — where Formula 1 meets utter chaos, sarcasm, and suspiciously attractive team principals.
When Milena Kremser, a retired Polish army major and single mother of two kids, gets an offer to lead Red Bull after Horner's zipper-gate scandal, she thinks it's a prank. Spoiler: it's not. Suddenly, she's in charge of a team full of egos, engines, and her opponent is a certain very tall Austrian from Mercedes whose biceps deserve their own sponsor.
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13 May 2026
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The moment Robby realized, he wanted to kick himself for not picking up on it sooner. It was glaringly obvious now that he had the terminology to describe his husband.
The way Jack was overly intense with eye contact, the way he never seemed to know where to put his hands when he wasn't holding something, the way he would ramble nonsense when he was nervous, his obsession with M*A*S*H and honeybees, his flat tone that came off as perpetually sarcastic.
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The people in Jack's life coming to the realization that he's on the spectrum.
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11 May 2026
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Emma Nolan is just trying to survive her new job in the Pitt.
After she was attacked on her first day, getting stronger seemed like a good idea.
Developing a gym crush on an arrogant, brutally honest ortho resident who won’t stop correcting her?
Less so.
Especially when he’s right about everything.
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Brendon Park is just trying to finish his residency and leave Pittsburgh behind.
He has a fellowship in California, a plan, and no intention of getting attached to anything—or anyone—here.
Taking an interest in a nurse from the ED who always seems to be training next to him?
Ill-advised.
Especially when he can’t seem to stop spotting her.
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11 May 2026
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After a night out with his coworkers, Dennis hits it off with someone and texts him. He doesn't realize he accidentally texted his boss.
A social media au, originally posted on twitter, now formatted for AO3.
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04 May 2026