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She blinks some more. “You’re—I mean—you’re the worst person I’ve ever met.”“Worse than Cormac Mc-Doge-Coin?” Malfoy asks in disbelief. “Seriously?”
Hermione pauses. “That feels . . . like a trick question.”
“Jesus fuck,” Malfoy says, looking appalled.
[ALTERNATIVELY: the prestigious-but-at-what-cost summer internship au]
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09 Jun 2026
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When the Ministry guts funding for her Muggleborn Integration Programme, Hermione Granger has three months and twenty days to conjure twenty thousand Galleons—or watch seven years of work die in its cradle. Legitimate channels are closed to her. Then Ginny Weasley proposes something deliciously scandalous: bottle sex memories, price them obscenely, and let wealthy witches and wizards lose themselves inside their pensieves. All Hermione needs is a wizard who can be trusted to stay discreet. Anyone but a stranger.
Enter Draco Malfoy—haunted by his two years in Azkaban and cold to nearly everyone. Counting only Theo and Harry as his closest friends. He’s spent two years orbiting Hermione at a careful distance, wanting what he shouldn’t.
What begins as a favour becomes something far more dangerous: the terrifying possibility of being loved—and, worse, forgiven.
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03 Jun 2026
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Something Borrowed, Something Found by wehavediscussedit
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jun 2026
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“Right. Erm… Ron is getting married.”
Malfoy’s brows turned down once more with a puzzled look.
“I’ve heard. Although, I believe his owl must have lost my invitation during its trip,” he said sarcastically.
“And Harry and Ginny think you might want to come as my plus one,” she said, ignoring his comment. She had a plan set in her mind and she just needed to get it all out before she lost the nerve to do so.
Malfoy’s eyes widened but his confused expression did not waver.
“And why would that be?”
Hermione swallowed. “Because I may have told them we are dating.”
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After receiving an invitation to Ron’s two weeklong wedding celebration and having Harry and Ginny shove in her face how very much single and lonely she is, Hermione sees herself lying about her relationship status.
The issue is, she didn’t really think the lie through. And let out – accidentally – that her secret boyfriend is Draco Malfoy. She now must convince Malfoy to pretend to be her doting, loving boyfriend for the two-week event. What she doesn’t know, is that he doesn’t need much convincing.
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02 Jun 2026
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When Draco Malfoy goes to sign a betrothal contract, only for the contract to reject his signature because he is already married.
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Where Hermione and Draco accidentally engage in an ancient and forgotten ritual that results in them being married and dealing with the media shitshow.
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19 May 2026
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Hermione Granger’s daughter is sorted into Slytherin.
Draco Malfoy is her Head of House.
He tells himself the resemblance means nothing.
He tells himself the timing is coincidence.
He tells himself Hermione would have told him.
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02 May 2026
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I Think My Professor Is a Pornstar by softkombucha
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 May 2026
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“That’s him, Hermione. Oh my god, that’s his voice, that’s literally Professor Malfoy. The jaw, the eyes, even the way he…oh god, even the way he talks.” Ginny let out a gasp, clutching the duvet.
“See! See? I told you! I’ve been losing my mind for a week over this. There’s no way. Right? What are the odds?” Hermione punched her pillow in triumph.
“That’s absolutely mental. But you’re right, it looks just like him. Like! exactly him. If that’s not him then he needs to sue someone for….for….I don’t know! Something!” Ginny shook her head, blinking like she needed to clear her vision.
“It’s crazy, isn’t it? I keep telling myself I was being insane, but every time he talks in class, it’s all I hear. I’m going to fail English because my professor is possibly a pornstar.” Hermione let out a relieved breath upon hearing the confirmation from her best friend.
A modern muggle AU in which Hermione Granger suddenly starts to suspect that her insanely attractive English professor might be moonlighting as an adult film star known as Big Roman.
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02 May 2026
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A ward.
Or more accurately, a slave.That's what they've become.
Under the Restoration Accords, former Death Eaters are stripped of their freedom and forced into service.
As a Magical Compliance Assessor, Hermione Granger is forced to enforce a system she never believed in.
So she does what she can, quietly and carefully, trying to protect those trapped within it.Until protecting them is no longer enough.
When Hermione is pushed to act, she finds herself returning to someone she never expected to trust.
Draco Malfoy.
Not because he pulls her into the dark,
but because, like her, he refuses to accept it.And once she chooses him,
he has no intention of letting her walk away.- Language:
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26 Apr 2026
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When one of the death eaters who attack the trio in the cafe turns out to be none other than Draco Malfoy, Hermione erases his memory. Only she accidentally takes too much...
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26 Apr 2026
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“A soulmate is someone who will come when you pull on the thread binding you together, not because fate tied it but because you did. You tied it yourselves with a forever kind of knot.”
--@galacticidiots x.comBefore his death, Albus Dumbledore left a bequest to the students of Hogwarts who spent their youth fighting the second Wizarding War. Each returning student will receive a soulmark on their next birthday, matching the person with whom they are the most compatible in all the world. The returning Eighth Years navigate a restructured school and the uncertain landscape of their soulmarked hearts. Can the new Head Boy and Head Girl survive the year and each other?
Ten years later, Hermione Granger has a flourishing career but never found her soulmate. All her friends are paired off and have started families of their own. Resigned to her fate, Hermione seeks a charm to suppress her deepest desires. The magic at play is rare, complex, and demanding. Is there a cure for an unfulfilled heart?
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07 Apr 2026
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Ten years after Voldemort’s fall.
Draco Malfoy is a scorned ex-Death Eater. He knows people despise him for his past and, outwardly, he could not care less. Yet when the Ministry repeatedly oversteps, he finally reaches his limit, willing to humiliate himself if it secures his son’s future. One year after his wife’s death, he is weary of solitude, weary of being controlled by his father and grandfather.
Helping his family now requires bending his pride to the one woman whose presence still unsettles him more than he would ever admit.Hermione, freshly separated from Ron, finds herself trapped in her job, wearied by monotony, frustrated by corruption. At a Ministry ball, she is accosted by a man she least wants to see: Draco Malfoy. His plea for help, for him and his family, throws Hermione’s life into a whirlpool of guilt, old traumas, and unresolved feelings, forcing her to navigate unexpected deals. Not only with Draco. As she struggles to balance morality, loyalty, and her own desires, Draco’s behaviour, and her own treacherous heart, turns everything upside down. Yet, when she finally meets Draco’s son, Hermione realises: her heart belongs to at least one Malfoy…
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29 Mar 2026
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Hermione Granger is desperate to get Hogwarts up and running again after the war. She wants to do a full renovation, add special courses, allow new regulations for muggle-borns and more. But despite being 'The Golden Girl', she's shite at getting the elite to spend their galleons on her cause. She's blunt and lacking in the social graces expected of someone of her status.
Draco Malfoy has just finished serving a 3 year term at Azkaban for his part in the war-a sentence that was only lowered because of Hermione's character witness at his trial. He sees her struggling to make the right impression amongst the upper-class wizarding community and offers to give her lessons in manners and etiquette associated with closing the deals she needs to secure her dreams.
But this isn't just any kind of arrangement.
They have 10 lessons between now and the social event of the year.
There's only 1 rule: For each lesson he gives her on how to act in public, she must return a favor of his choice.
10 Lessons. 10 Favors. No boundaries.
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28 Mar 2026
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The war has dragged on four years with no end in sight. Hermione would give up anything to end it.
So when the Order wants her body, her bond, and her future, who is she to refuse?
An arranged mating Omegaverse fic.
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28 Mar 2026
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Draco Malfoy has feelings.
Big feelings that he doesn't know to do with.And then,
Draco Lucius Malfoy died.
Spontaneous combustion his headstone will read.
Much loved friend, son and simp.16 months after the war, everyone returns to Hogwarts to complete their eighth year.
Drowning in feeling, drugs and embarrassing moments, Draco hopes he can erase the memories of the past and catch the eye of the Golden Girl.
All without making a fool of himself.
Merlins saggy left tit, he had his work cut out.Bookmarked by jester18
27 Mar 2026
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After Voldemort’s fall, Hermione Granger thought she could move on and have a new life. Where post-war Hermione’s thirst for knowledge rivals her teenage self, her love life took some unexpected turns. She can’t help but feel she has bitten off more than she can chew when her job takes her (and her friends) on a research mission in a far off place. Away from the comforts of Wizarding Britain.
The location is new.
The research is dark.
The company is surprising.
Will Hermione create a defense strong enough to protect all wizarding kind from the darkest of curses? Or will someone from her past get in her way?Start Notes:
This is my first one... give me a break, loves!
Author Note: The main characters in this story are not mine: they belong to JK Rowling - I am not this writer.Bookmarked by jester18
27 Mar 2026
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Ten million galleons in exchange for teaching Draco Malfoy the finer arts of sexual pleasure before his wedding.
For an entire year. In secret. While he’s betrothed to someone else.
What could go wrong?
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21 Mar 2026
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They were in an abandoned hospital.
No magic. No Healers. No Draco.Just him and her.
And the baby that was coming whether they were ready or not.
Harry made the decision instantly.
“Hermione,” he said, trying and failing to keep his voice calm, “I think… I think I’m going to have to deliver the baby.”
She stared at him like he had just suggested setting her on fire.
“What?”
He nodded, like if he committed hard enough it would become true.
“Yes.”
“Harry.”
“Yes.”
“Do you know how to do this?”
He froze. “…Yes.”
Her eyes narrowed.
“When did you deliver a baby last?”
“…In training.”
She stared at him.
“As an Auror.”
She kept staring.
“Well,” he amended weakly, “it was more of me watching a video.”
Her expression shifted into something murderous.
“Harry James Potter.”
Another contraction slammed into her and she screamed.
“Okay!” he said quickly. “Okay— right— we’re doing this— it’s fine— everything’s fine—”
Everything was not fine.
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18 Mar 2026
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Hermione Granger attends an ancient Roman-style Bacchanal with a plan: fulfill the requirements of the Ministry’s Repopulation Act, stay anonymous, and leave with no (additional) complications.
That is, until she meets a wizard far too tempting to resist.
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Draco Malfoy approaches Hermione Granger at a masked breeding-themed revelry, and she quickly realises he has no idea that it’s her.
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15 Mar 2026
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Hermione believes she’s found her soulmate when she begins exchanging letters with a mysterious, sweet and smart boy.
Meanwhile, Draco Malfoy is the bigoted bully who makes her life a living hell.
CANON REWRITE - HERMIONE'S POV. 4th year until post-war.
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13 Mar 2026
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Hermione Granger is very good at control. Her career. Her intellect. Her life. Everything, really.
Her sex life? Less so—especially after Ron Weasley leaves her with a long list of things she was made to feel ashamed of wanting. So she writes a list. Hermione’s Kinky Sex List. And it is absolutely not meant to be found by Draco Malfoy—her long-time rival and inconveniently attractive candidate for the same promotion.
Unfortunately, he finds it anyway. More unfortunately: he offers to help her complete it.
What begins as an ill-advised arrangement between rivals quickly spirals into something far more complicated. Between workplace competition, dealing with a toxic ex, and Draco’s alarming talent for taking care of problems Hermione insists she can handle herself, the line between experiment and something real begins to blur.
As the list grows shorter, the stakes grow higher—because confronting what she wants might mean confronting everything she’s been afraid to admit. And Draco Malfoy—irritatingly competent and dangerously attentive—refuses to let her hide from any of it.
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Bookmarked by jester18
24 Feb 2026
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Sequel to the complete fic: For His Viewing Pleasure.
A year after the epilogue, Draco starts yearning for the future he never thought could happen. But this is Hermione's story and granting him that future doesn't come as easily as she'd hoped. She longs for the here and now of their relationship; the different but adventurous balance they've found together. The time soon comes that Draco has to be the one leading the way. For all of them.
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- Part 2 of To Being Different
Bookmarked by jester18
24 Feb 2026