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  1. you said it was a great love, one for the ages by

    Fandom 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs

    13 Feb 2025

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    skk as songs i fw. because hell yeah. (can you tell that i love taylor swift?)

    maybe (definitely) ooc but it's chicken soup for MY soul so i get to pick the seasonings

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    falling into you by

    Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    01 Apr 2026

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    It’s like they’re in a fucked up game of relationship chicken now, increasingly doing things together that Shane can’t describe as anything other than domestic and romantic and boyfriend-like. They text constantly, detailing their days and sharing everything from complaints about teammates to jokes about other players in the league to the kind of quiet worries about family that don’t need to be responded to, just heard by another person.

    Or maybe it’s like Schroedinger’s cat. As long as Shane doesn’t ask, doesn’t speak out loud, he can have this. It can exist, and it cannot exist at the same time as long as Shane doesn’t press too hard. Doesn’t want too much.

    It feels increasingly like agony now that he’s realized that he loves Ilya.

    ...

    Tunameltdown AU where Ilya makes him tuna melts and says his name and Shane doesn’t freak out and run away. Well, he does freak out, but he also stays. Or the one where Shane doesn’t realize that Ilya’s his boyfriend for a solid three months.

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    find your way back home by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    01 Jun 2026

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    "Hi, solnyshko.”
    The Russian pet name set a firework off inside Shane's mind as he heard it cooed from behind him. The intonation was just as he remembered, but the voice was much deeper.

    He turned and felt himself short circuit. It took every ounce of willpower to not let his jaw drop cartoonishly to the floor. Shane would recognize his individual features anywhere, even after 5 years. But it was as if someone had snapped their fingers and the smug, silly Russian boy who had been attached to Shane's hip for 3 summers was transformed into some sort of fucking Adonis right before his eyes.

    “Ilya-” was all Shane managed before strong arms were wrapped around his waist and lifting him off the ground in a greeting all too familiar from years ago.

     

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    When Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov spent their summers as teens in an elite hockey camp, they quickly became inseparable friends. But they lose touch when Shane moves on as a prospect for the NHL and Ilya for the KHL.

    Years later, Montreal makes a bold move to take the hottest player in the KHL. After hearing of the Russian's reputation, the Montreal Captain is tasked with keeping his old best friend and new teammate out of trouble.

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    the secret society of stick handlers by

    Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)

    23 Apr 2026

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    The queer NHL players (begrudgingly) unite via group chats in the face of social media scandals.

    These stories take place on a (slightly loose) chronological timeline and make the most sense when read in order. However, they're all independent stories/scandals and can be read as standalones.

    All stories take place post TLG and include spoilers for the books.

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    after twenty years of staring at the sea by

    Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)

    22 Mar 2026

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    Hollanov A/B/O

    Part 1 - Nesting fic set during Episode 5 and 6

    (title from Pacific by Chase Petra)

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    i like it when you rock me steady (just like a baby) by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    21 Mar 2026

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    Ilya hates being sick. He hates what it does to his body, how it makes him feel useless and weak, and everything bad all at once.

    The night before, Ilya had felt slightly off—nothing too awful—but enough to make him wary of the way his body slightly ached, and the small chill that ran down his skin every once in a while. His limbs felt heavy and his stomach turned with unease.

    But he was fine.

    (or, Ilya gets sick and Shane takes care of him. Ilya cries.)

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