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  1. Rec *

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    The queer NHL players (begrudgingly) unite via group chats in the face of social media scandals.

    These stories take place on a (slightly loose) chronological timeline and make the most sense when read in order. However, they're all independent stories/scandals and can be read as standalones.

    All stories take place post TLG and include spoilers for the books.

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    17 Jun 2026

  2. Rec 57

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    He called Jackie. “Hey babe, are you still in a group chat with Wyatt Hayes’s wife? Yeah, Lisa, whatever. Listen, I need you to get Ilya Rozanov’s home address from her. What? No, I was kidding when I said I wished him bodily harm. Mostly. Look, I’ll explain later. Love you.”

    He turned on the car and briefly rested his forehead on the steering wheel, groaning.

    “Shane,” he muttered, “you absolute lovesick fool. I can’t believe I have to do this.”

    Shane has spent a year building a door for Ilya Rozanov, a KHL player he’s never heard of. The moment Ilya reaches for the handle, Shane burns the house down.

    Ilya’s only chance at saving what’s left is… Hayden Pike.

    TLDR; what if Ilya played for the KHL and drafted into Ottawa later?

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    16 Jun 2026

  3. Rec *

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    A whump fanfiction series that is actually, secretly, a fix-it.

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    24 May 2026

  4. Rec *

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    Shane Hollander accidentally comes out to his hockey team after years of hiding his sexuality behind carefully crafted personas and unfinished coming out speeches. As the Metros slowly begin icing him out on and off the ice, Shane spirals between rage, grief, and self-discovery—while Ilya refuses to let him forget exactly who he is.

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    21 May 2026

  5. Rec *

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    It happens in an instant.

    Over Ilya’s shoulder, Shane sees the doctor and Wiebe give each other a look, and in a sudden bout of impatient anxiety, Shane ends up saying the words that come to ruin everything.

    “Don’t touch me.”

    The effect is instantaneous. Ilya’s hands fly to his sides, and Shane gets a front row seat as Ilya’s heart breaks before his very eyes. Eyes dimming and lips trembling in slow, painful technicolor.

    It causes Shane’s heart to break, too, and he vows, immediately, never to see such a look cross his husband’s face again.

    OR Shane embarks on a mission to heal his husband’s heart, one PDA at a time.

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    29 Apr 2026