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"What— what do you see?"
"I see," Eddie says, measured, careful, "someone who looks like he wanted somebody to see him like that."
Buck's whole body goes hot.
"And I'm trying to decide," Eddie continues, slower now, his breath heavier, "whether I'm allowed to be that somebody."
The hand on Buck's thigh has migrated upward. He notices it three seconds after it happens, his palm now resting flat against his own stomach where his shirt has rucked up, fingers splayed across the skin. The touch of his own hand on his own body in this context is sending a current up his spine that he is, evidently, helpless to stop.
"Eddie." Buck's voice cracks. "Are you— are you jerking off to my photo?"
The pause is brief but loaded, and when Eddie answers it’s barely recognizable, every word landing somewhere in the south of Buck's body with a measurable physical impact.
"You send me a picture like that, Buck. What am I supposed to do?"
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Buck wins a boudoir photoshoot giveaway. Eddie reaps the benefits.Or,
Buck accidentally sends his nudes to Eddie.Bookmarked by impatrickzweig
15 Jun 2026
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“Eddie Diaz,” Buck gasps. “Are you using me for my very soft cardigan?”
Eddie chuckles and tells the truth. “You looked so comfy. And I missed you.”
Buck sucks in a breath beneath Eddie’s ear. “I missed you, too,” he whispers.
“I think I missed you too much,” Eddie admits.Or, Buck wears his pink cardigan and Eddie nap traps him about it.
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13 Jun 2026
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“Look, when I was younger, I thought that if I discovered something important about myself, I would have some kind of revelation, something impossible to ignore.”
Eddie swallowed again, feeling his throat tighten more and more as the conversation progressed.
“It wasn't like that?”
Hen shook her head immediately.
“It was more like a kind of accumulation of small things or facts that had been hidden for years and that I decided to stop justifying.”
or; the fic where Buck asks, during a “quiet” shift, what their “hall pass” is and Eddie finds himself facing an existential crisis because of Ryan fucking Gosling.
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Eddie believes he is usually pretty good at reading Buck’s mind. It’s almost like he has a sixth sense for what his best friend is thinking. The two are just in tune with each other like that and have been since they first met. Eddie has always found this ability as a blessing in disguise. He knows Buck better than anyone else, inside and out. They have that thing when you meet somebody and just click.
Except right now, because Eddie has no fucking clue what Buck is talking about. Why his eyes are growing wide and his smile blinding. He doesn’t know what he is about to get himself into, but with Buck looking at him like that, it can’t be all that bad, right?
“Oh yeah,” Hen agrees.
“What are you talking about?” Eddie asks redundantly.
Buck’s eyes are peering down at him. He bites his lip, fighting off the growing smile, but it’s no use. “The Chappell Roan concert! You should come with.”
OR: Eddie, on the brink of his gay awakening and joy-seeking adventures, goes to the Chappell Roan concert with Buck and Hen.
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03 Jun 2026
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“We thought you were straight,” Chimney admits.
“And that’s on us for assuming,” Hen adds.
“I am. Usually,” Buck confirms. “But it’s Pride Month, so. You know,” he shrugs.
“I’m not sure we do know,” Hen says, after a moment of silence.
Or, Buck's pretty sure that everyone's gay during Pride Month. Buck and Eddie test the theory.
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02 Jun 2026
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Eddie was once proud to say that he’d never, in his life, posted a thirst trap. Alas.
@eddiaz followed @firehose
@eddiaz posted a new photo
@eddiaz liked 3 of @firehose’s photosOr, Eddie tries to thirst trap his best friend. Easy, right?
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22 May 2026
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"That is. Okay. Where do I start." Pushing off the counter — hands need to be free for this. "Number one. That is not how being secure in your sexuality works. Number two. That is the opposite of how it works. Number three. Most straight men who are secure in their sexuality do not, as a method of confirming this, seek out gay sex. That is— Eddie, that is gay. The thing you are describing is gay. The act of doing it is gay. There is no version of this where you end up more straight at the other end."
Eddie scoffs. "You don't know that."
"I do know that."
"You don't."
"Eddie, I am bi. I have personally conducted this experiment. The results are in."
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Eddie asks Buck to fuck him to prove he's straight. Things go about as well as you'd think.Series
- Part 1 of veni, vidi, vici
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16 May 2026
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when the rain washes you clean (you'll know) by beetlesandstars, kryptonian
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
11 Mar 2026
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Buck’s single, to boot, so he’s probably missing it. The small touches, the quiet intimacy of doing something as ordinary as showering together. Having someone take care of him.
Because that’s what Eddie’s doing. He’s taking care of him.
And apparently, Buck’s dick likes that. Buck’s dick, that Eddie is still making eye contact with.
It twitches, and Eddie blinks at it in Morse code.
S.O.S.
Buck makes a small noise, and Eddie, finally, tears his eyes away. He doesn’t trust himself to speak, so he bites his tongue.
“Sorry,” Buck says quickly. His cheeks are ruddy, blush spreading around the rough scrapes. “S-sorry, it’s just—it’s been a while, and the cast—and, you know, I’m right-handed, so I can’t, and sh-sharing a bed, it’s—”
“It’s fine,” Eddie says. His voice comes out clipped, which is not what he wants. Softer, but no less awkward, he says again, “It’s fine. It happens.”
OR: Buck falls off a cliff. Eddie isn’t there to catch him, but he is there to pick up the pieces.
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- Part 12 of ejo + 911
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15 Apr 2026
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I’ll always be a bridesmaid (and I’ll never take one home) by paleredheadinascifi
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
15 Apr 2025
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“I told you my partner was coming,” the man says, shifting awkwardly. He turns and gestures towards Buck. “Here he is.”
Oh shit. It’s happening. It’s happening. The Universal Rom-Com Allocation System has finally found him and deemed him worthy.
He’s going to be the best Fake Boyfriend this beautiful man has ever seen.
Or, Eddie needs a fake boyfriend. Buck is about to deliver the Oscar-worthy performance of a lifetime.
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12 Apr 2026
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Buck: eddie??? do u want anything???
Eddie: An iced white mocha with sweet cream foam would be great. Thanks Buck
group chat: victims 🫤 (Chim, Hen, Ravi, Maddie)
Ravi: 🏳️🌈 🏳️🌈 🏳️🌈 🏳️🌈 🏳️🌈 🏳️🌈
Ravi: that is the gayest order i’ve ever heard in my life
Hen: Well, he is gay, Ravi
Ravi: yeah and a pain in my ass for it too
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A chat fic full of crack following the daily lives of the 118 & co. That's literally it.
Oh, and Eddie Diaz is gay, and everyone knows it except for Buck.
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02 Apr 2026
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OHH MY GODDDDDDDD THIS IS SO FUN I DON'T EVER WANT IT TO END
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amourissima (you used to call me comme ça) by beetlesandstars, kryptonian
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
29 Mar 2026
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“Buck, seriously.” Eddie catches his eye, staring intently, attempting to beam the anxiety straight into Buck’s brain. “I know we’re both playing it cool, but… How are you not freaking out right now? I’m freaking out right now.”
Buck quirks an eyebrow. “I thought you didn’t panic.”
“I don’t,” Eddie insists. “But I woke up in the wrong body this morning, and I had to—” He lowers his voice, ducking closer to Buck. “I touched your dick, man. Which—you know.”
A violation of boundaries. A line that can’t be uncrossed. Something Eddie feels deeply guilty about.
“You touched my dick?” Buck asks, approximately one billion decibels louder than necessary.
The room around them stills.
Or: Buck and Eddie switch bodies. Chaos ensues.
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- Part 15 of ejo + 911
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29 Mar 2026
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The kid claps a hand over his mouth. His eyes are huge and sparkling with something that looks like excitement or mischief, probably both.
"Sorry, sorry," he whispers loudly. Then he leans forward, like he's about to share a secret. "You're a hunk, right?"
Buck chokes on nothing. "I. What?"
"A hunk," the kid repeats. "You know, a hunk."
"I..." Buck has no idea what's happening. "Sure? I guess? I mean, I've been told... I work out sometimes—"
"Perfect!" The kid is already digging around in his backpack. He pulls out a slightly crumpled rectangle of cardstock and presents it to Buck with great ceremony. "This is for you."
It's a handmade card written in crayon, blue crayon. The handwriting is careful but wobbly, the letters all different sizes.
My dad likes boys and is single. He is a HERO and fights fires like Superman. He is a hunk. If intrested, please contact Chris Diaz.
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Christopher's fix-it kit for lonely dads.- Language:
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29 Mar 2026
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OH MY GOD i was smiling the whole time i love chris so much i'm gonna cry
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because nothing says chemistry like a kissing alarm by evbuckbuckleydiaz
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
23 Mar 2026
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“Eddie, come on, then we can make a regular schedule for practising! Just set the timer, kiss for 10 seconds, and move on. It makes sense, right? The more we do it, the more comfortable we’ll be.”
Eddie held his hands up, admitting defeat. He pulled his phone out of his pocket and clicked on the clock app, setting up a timer for 10 seconds.
“Alright, Buckley—“ He held up the phone to show Buck the timer. “—whenever you’re ready. Try not to go all Statue of Liberty on me this time.”
OR; Buck and Eddie have to convince Buck's parents that they're in love. It doesn't take much.
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26 Mar 2026
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“What are you talking about?” Maddie’s voice asks, slightly tinny.
The door struggles to open behind him and he drops the phone.
“Mads,” he says, panic slinking into every syllable. “I—I think—“
“Buck, come out,” Bobby says. “Please, baby.”
Buck’s stomach turns and he shakes his head. No, absolutely not. That—crime against humanity is what that is. As if lunch hadn’t been traumatizing enough.
“Was that Bobby?” Maddie’s voice is distant but rightfully alarmed.
“Something’s wrong with them,” Buck yells down at the phone. “I—I know I said I can get anyone to fall in love with me but this is not what I meant!”
or, the 118 gets dosed with a love potion.
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25 Mar 2026
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Buck: embrace the homo
Eddie: ?
Buck: hope of missing out
like. u know
instead of fomo
(fear of missing out)Eddie: I know what FOMO is.
But sure
Embracing the homo.Buck makes a very embarrassing, somewhat pained noise, on account of being very embarrassed and also in pain.
His phone buzzes again.
Eddie: I didn’t get dressed anyway.
Can’t exactly show up in this haha
[Photo Attachment]OR: Buck and Eddie go to San Francisco for a gala. There, in an unfamiliar city, they embrace the homo.
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- Part 13 of ejo + 911
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24 Mar 2026
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“You’re not a dickhead for not wanting to lead women on,” Buck assures him. “And hey, if you’re cool with it, I’m happy to provide some PSS.”
“PSS?” Eddie asks, amused but wary.
“Platonic smoochin’ service!” Buck says with a grin.---
This is exactly as silly as it sounds, but hopefully also fun!Bookmarked by impatrickzweig
22 Mar 2026
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“No, I'll talk. You listen,” Other Eddie instructs. “I’m about to zip into thin air again so I need you to lock the fuck in and pay attention. Eyes on me. Focus.”
Eddie blinks.
“Great,” Other Eddie nods. “Okay.” He taps a finger sharply against Eddie’s chest. “Gay Eddie. Got it? Eddie, gay. You, Eddie — gay.”
Or, Eddie needs to lock the fuck in and kiss Buck. He gets 30 seconds to convince himself to do it.
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21 Mar 2026
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THIS IS EVERYTHINGGGGGK FMVMFKMVKFMBKGKFK
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“Do none of you care about the children? It’s a bachelor auction, and you, my friend, are a bachelor. Abracadabra, put your name on the list.”
“I can’t,” Eddie repeats. He can’t. He cannot. “I’m not.”
“You’re not? Since when?” Chimney frowns. “Who?”
It’s not Eddie’s fault that, at that exact moment, Buck walks in. So it’s not his fault that he opens his mouth and says, “Buck.”
Or, Eddie trips and falls into a lightly fraudulent HR-disclosed "consensual romantic relationship" with his best friend. Really, if you think about it, it's a win-win.
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19 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
i am painfully both eddie and buck in this fic 😭😭 this is amazing
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everything is wrong, but it's alright by earthtolovers for californias
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
18 Nov 2024
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Buck had once told Eddie the universe was screaming at him. Truthfully, he should have screamed back.
What a cruel joke, Eddie thinks, hysterically. Take me instead, your fight is with me.
Buck & Eddie get stuck. They have a lot of feelings about it.
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17 Mar 2026
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“This isn’t my life!” Buck exclaims. “This is not how it’s supposed to be. Abby is supposed to be gone. She’s supposed to have left. As in, left Los Angeles, not left me to marry Bobby. Bobby’s supposed to marry Athena.”
“Cap and Athena? But she’s—”
“Married. Yeah,” Buck huffs. “Like I said, that doesn’t work out.”
“Because Real Michael is gay?” Eddie asks skeptically.
“Real Michael is gay,” Buck confirms.
OR: After his break up with Tommy, Buck falls asleep on Eddie’s couch and wakes up in a world where Bobby is married to Abby, Hen and Karen are divorced, Athena and Michael are faking a happy marriage, Chim has a daughter that is not Buck's niece, and—just to really, personally fuck with him—Eddie and Maddie are engaged to be married.
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15 Dec 2025