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    The Iron Reindeer by

    Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    18 Feb 2020

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    Loki kidnaps Tony to whine about how primitive Midgard is to someone who will understand because it's infuriating, it's not as if cold fusion is hard. Tony takes notes and things spiral from there.

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    25 May 2026

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    The Iron Reindeer
    Selysin

    Author's Summary

    Loki kidnaps Tony to whine about how primitive Midgard is to someone who will understand because it's infuriating, it's not as if cold fusion is hard. Tony takes notes and things spiral from there.

    Delightful af.

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    Red, Blue and Gold by

    Fandoms: Thor (2011), Thor (Comics), Marvel  

    02 Feb 2012

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    “Oh, don’t fret – I’ve lain with Aesir before.” Loki covered his mouth with his hand, eyebrows raising in an exaggerated show of dismay. “Oh dear, I wasn’t supposed to say that, was I?"

    UPDATE: Now with awesome NSFW fanart by Joanna!

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    21 May 2026

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    Forged of Ice and Iron by

    Fandom Iron Man (Movies), Thor (2011)

    11 Sep 2012

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    17 May 2026

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    Forged of Ice and Iron by azerblazer

    Fun rewrites of IM 1 and IM 2, bonus Thor 1 integration.

    I Can't Control You (I Don't Know You Well)

    "From the moment I stood up for you in that cave you became mine. You are going to work for me, live with me and if I have my way you are going to eventually develop Stockholm Syndrome and love me."
    Stubbornly ignoring his rapid heartbeat, he tried to parse out if the mortal was joking. It looked like it could go either way honestly.

    Or

    Loki wakes to a cave, manages to create a friendship with Tony Stark that neither of them talk about, and eventually follows him back home when the whole terrorist kidnapping business is done with.

    I Can't Let Go(For I Lose Control)

    Looking into Fury's eye he let his control over his form slip the slightest bit.
    "Because," His breath came out in a cold cloud of ice, his eyes changed to red,"If Anthony Stark does not survive this, then the whole of Midgard shall pay the price."

    Or

    Loki immerses himself in Midgard culture, Tony manages to semi successfully lie to the God of Lies and there's that annoying friendship that seems to grow when neither of them are looking.

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    Ice Has Melted Back to Life by

    Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

    09 Jul 2020

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    Tony knew a showman when he saw one. And he meant what he said; no matter what, Loki was going to lose. Only... their conversation doesn't quite go as planned.

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    14 May 2026

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    Ice Has Melted Back to Life
    IBegToDreamAndDiffer

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    Tony knew a showman when he saw one. And he meant what he said; no matter what, Loki was going to lose. Only... their conversation doesn't quite go as planned.

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    Canon-Typical ViolenceRomanceFluff and HumorMild AngstMagicTony and Loki are precious babies who deserve all the lovemagical bonding

    Actual bookmark Ch 11

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    A String of Pearls by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

    17 Nov 2020

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    When his eyes opened, instead of the blades of grass that cut his hands and the soft breeze through his hair, there was only a grey ceiling and the smell of detergent from his sheets. There was no garden, no sense of comfort or safety, and there was definitely no Loki.

    He breathed in slowly and stared blankly, but not really seeing anything.

    So it was Loki he had been seeing for the past few nights. This whole time, he had woken up with the feeling that he was missing something important and now-.

    He paused. Now what? What did he do now that he realized who it was?

    ~

    They were wrong about the New York invasion. Loki was innocent. Mostly at least.

    After new revelations and an imminent threat on the horizon, turns out that Loki is their best bet against whatever was coming. Problem was that no one knows where Loki’s disappeared to and to top that off, Tony keeps seeing him in his dreams. After too many coincidences and secrets revealed, he’s pretty sure he’s probably got in way over his head.

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    14 May 2026

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    A String of Pearls
    orphan_account

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    When his eyes opened, instead of the blades of grass that cut his hands and the soft breeze through his hair, there was only a grey ceiling and the smell of detergent from his sheets. There was no garden, no sense of comfort or safety, and there was definitely no Loki.

    He breathed in slowly and stared blankly, but not really seeing anything.

    So it was Loki he had been seeing for the past few nights. This whole time, he had woken up with the feeling that he was missing something important and now-.

    He paused. Now what? What did he do now that he realized who it was?

    ~

    They were wrong about the New York invasion. Loki was innocent. Mostly at least.

    After new revelations and an imminent threat on the horizon, turns out that Loki is their best bet against whatever was coming. Problem was that no one knows where Loki’s disappeared to and to top that off, Tony keeps seeing him in his dreams. After too many coincidences and secrets revealed, he’s pretty sure he’s probably got in way over his head

    “You have no idea how long I’ve waited for you.”

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    Smile by for DarkWrittenWords

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

    25 Mar 2023

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    Loki returns to Asgard after his failed invasion, only to be sentenced to imprisonment in the Avenger's custody. Stripped of his seidr, he already dreads the sentence, but it is only made worse when he realises not only has he lost his seidr, he has also lost his AllSpeak.

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    12 May 2026

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    Smile by damagedpickle

    Summary

    Loki returns to Asgard after his failed invasion, only to be sentenced to imprisonment in the Avenger's custody. Stripped of his seidr, he already dreads the sentence, but it is only made worse when he realises not only has he lost his seidr, he has also lost his AllSpeak.

    Actual bookmark Ch 17

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    Kaunaz: Loki's Sign by

    Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)  

    21 Jan 2022

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    Tony figures out the truth behind Loki's plans and it's only polite to make good on his promise of a drink. Of course, he should've known that befriending a Norse god could only result in complications. Though not even the God of Mischief could have predicted the benefits such an alliance would bring.

    OR,

    [Loki's perspective on his actions as seen through the lens of betrayal, lies, emotional abuse and isolation he experienced throughout the movies.]

    [Previously titled: Kaunaz - The Sixth Rune OR Loki's Sign]

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    12 May 2026

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    Kaunaz: Loki's Sign
    FrostIron_seidr (RavenCall70)

    Summary

    :
    Tony figures out the truth behind Loki's plans and it's only polite to make good on his promise of a drink. Of course, he should've known that befriending a Norse god could only result in complications. Though not even the God of Mischief could have predicted the benefits such an alliance would bring.

    OR,

    [Loki's perspective on his actions as seen through the lens of betrayal, lies, emotional abuse and isolation he experienced throughout the movies.]

    [Previously titled: Kaunaz - The Sixth Rune OR Loki's Sign]

    Actual bookmark Ch 58

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    Drowning Sorrows by

    Fandom Captain America - All Media Types, Iron Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor - All Media Types

    31 Aug 2014

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    Following his defeat at the hands of the Avengers, Loki escaped on the way back to Asgard, and is now in hiding. Which is just horribly, horribly boring.
    Luckily, someone owes him a drink...
    And when one drink leads to another, it all turns into a story of what it will take for someone to strip himself of his armour - no matter what kind.

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    11 May 2026

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    Drowning Sorrows by usedupshiver

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    Following his defeat at the hands of the Avengers, Loki escaped on the way back to Asgard, and is now in hiding. Which is just horribly, horribly boring.
    Luckily, someone owes him a drink...
    And when one drink leads to another, it all turns into a story of what it will take for someone to strip himself of his armour - no matter what kind.

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    Hold With Those Who Favor Fire by

    Fandoms: The Avengers (2012)  

    23 Apr 2012

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    Tony takes home a woman he met in a bar. Loki lets Tony take him home. Both of them fail in expecting the unexpected.

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    10 May 2026

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    Hold With Those Who Favor Fire
    rustingroses
    Summary:
    Tony takes home a woman he met in a bar. Loki lets Tony take him home. Both of them fail in expecting the unexpected.

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    (The Shortest Distance) Between Two Points by

    Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Movies)  

    12 Sep 2013

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    When an incorporeal version of Loki starts showing up in his workshop to chat at odd hours of the day, Tony thinks there’s a chance he’s going crazy. But when there’s a dead man face down in a pool of his own blood on Tony’s bedroom floor and mercurial silver ships floating over New York, Tony is forced to come to terms with several things—among them his growing interest in the God of Mischief who’s so very different from what he remembers.

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    10 May 2026

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    (The Shortest Distance) Between Two Points
    visbranndrage

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    When an incorporeal version of Loki starts showing up in his workshop to chat at odd hours of the day, Tony thinks there’s a chance he’s going crazy. But when there’s a dead man face down in a pool of his own blood on Tony’s bedroom floor and mercurial silver ships floating over New York, Tony is forced to come to terms with several things—among them his growing interest in the God of Mischief who’s so very different from what he remembers

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    hell hath no fury like a scorned ex boyfriend by

    Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

    20 Dec 2020

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    “I cannot believe I’m saying this, but we have been saved by the power of Tony Stark’s dick,” said Fury, standing in the penthouse of Stark Tower with the rest of the Avengers and Loki.
    [...]
    "To my dick!" then said Stark and everyone looked exasperated even as they raised their glasses and bottles.

    "To Stark's dick!" they chorused.

    or: tony stark is an unrepentant slut but he does save the avengers hell of a lot of problems

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    10 May 2026

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    hell hath no fury like a scorned ex boyfriend
    graveltotempo

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    “I cannot believe I’m saying this, but we have been saved by the power of Tony Stark’s dick,” said Fury, standing in the penthouse of Stark Tower with the rest of the Avengers and Loki.
    [...]
    "To my dick!" then said Stark and everyone looked exasperated even as they raised their glasses and bottles.

    "To Stark's dick!" they chorused.

    or: tony stark is an unrepentant slut but he does save the avengers hell of a lot of problems

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    The Only Exception by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies)  

    30 May 2022

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    Six months after the attack on New York and Tony is just trying to make it through the day to day. He moved his life down to the basement and away from the broken penthouse glass, went to one whole therapy session and had slept at least once in the last week. Not that it had been enough to convince Pepper to continue dating him, but at least he was trying. When Fury called him to Shield's HQ in DC he never expected to find Loki, broken and battered, tucked away in their basement. He definitely never expected to feel sorry for the crazy bastard. He can't just leave the god in Shield's hands, but what other choice does he have?

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    10 May 2026

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    The Only Exception
    Skyshadow3246

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    Six months after the attack on New York and Tony is just trying to make it through the day to day. He moved his life down to the basement and away from the broken penthouse glass, went to one whole therapy session and had slept at least once in the last week. Not that it had been enough to convince Pepper to continue dating him, but at least he was trying. When Fury called him to Shield's HQ in DC he never expected to find Loki, broken and battered, tucked away in their basement. He definitely never expected to feel sorry for the crazy bastard. He can't just leave the god in Shield's hands, but what other choice does he have?

    LOVE this OC 🥰

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    Hold My Heart by

    Fandom Deadpool (Movieverse), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Norse Religion & Lore, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Thor (Movies)

    30 Jun 2024

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    08 May 2026

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    Hold my Heart series by Skyshadow3246

    Stupid Mistakes

    Tony has had a pretty shitty last few months. First Pepper finally realized he was never going to be what she needed and dumped him. Now the UN panel is working on the pardon of Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes, the last two people in the world he would ever want to see. The sudden arrival of Thor and Bruce, crashing a spaceship into the forest around the Avengers Compound would not be an unwelcome surprise if not for the fact Loki was with them. Both Bruce and Thor insist Loki has changed and is no longer a threat to Earth or anyone on it. What happened out in space to make them believe Loki has changed? And has he really?

    Lullaby

    A few weeks after the conclusion of Stupid Mistakes Loki is pregnant and Tony is freaking out. He can't be a parent!? What the hell was he thinking? He had been so sure he was ready right up until the moment he noticed the bump forming on Loki's stomach and suddenly the reality of his choice was crashing around his shoulders. How could he tell Loki now?

    Series
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    Love Goes on and on. (Wade/Peter)

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    Love Goes On and On by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    30 Jun 2024

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    4 months after Vanessa's death and Wade is running out of new ways to kill himself. He just wants to end it all. To stay with Vanessa. One night while swan diving off of a roof downtown he is caught by the Spider-Man. Inexplicably Spider-Man brings him home. Spider-Man wants to help him. When he finds himself starting to fall for the little Spider he makes a break for it. He has to save Spider-Man from himself. And yet he keeps coming back. Can Spider-Man heal his broken mind and heart and help him move forward in his life?

    When Peter sees Deadpool fling himself off a roof all he wants to do is help. He doesn't know anything about the man, other than he is a murderer but clearly there is something deeply wrong. He brings Deadpool home and tries to help him. He never imagined he'd end up falling for the merc.

     

    Final part of the "Hold My Heart" series. You do not need to have read the past two fics to follow this one, as they follow Tony/Loki's relationship rather than Peter/Wade.

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    08 May 2026

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    Love Goes On and On by Skyshadow3246

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    4 months after Vanessa's death and Wade is running out of new ways to kill himself. He just wants to end it all. To stay with Vanessa. One night while swan diving off of a roof downtown he is caught by the Spider-Man. Inexplicably Spider-Man brings him home. Spider-Man wants to help him. When he finds himself starting to fall for the little Spider he makes a break for it. He has to save Spider-Man from himself. And yet he keeps coming back. Can Spider-Man heal his broken mind and heart and help him move forward in his life?

    When Peter sees Deadpool fling himself off a roof all he wants to do is help. He doesn't know anything about the man, other than he is a murderer but clearly there is something deeply wrong. He brings Deadpool home and tries to help him. He never imagined he'd end up falling for the merc.

     

    Final part of the "Hold My Heart" series. You do not need to have read the past two fics to follow this one, as they follow Tony/Loki's relationship rather than Peter/Wade.

    "Eh, I'll probably skip this one, I'm just in it for the FrostIron...oh shit this is my jam."

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    The Rip in the Universe by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    02 Apr 2026

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    “In the midst of Tony carrying out his responsibilities as an Avenger, the workings of the entire planet had suddenly changed in an instant. The date had been August 13, 2017. It was on a Sunday morning, that Tony had woken up in his hotel suite in Goa, with a searing pain in his left wrist. A pain so intense, that it had rivalled having his chest cut open in Gulmira.” Soul bonds AU which is in line with canon. Tony, Steve and Bucky share a soul mark. Steve and Bucky are aware of theirs; Tony hides his. But then something happens to Loki during IW, and everything changes once again.

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    05 May 2026

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    The Rip in the Universe by Confused_Em0
    " Soul bonds AU which is in line with canon. Tony, Steve and Bucky share a soul mark. Steve and Bucky are aware of theirs; Tony hides his. But then something happens to Loki during IW, and everything changes once again."

    favourite writing bit:

    as if everything was being pulled away from Bucky, much like the phenomenon of the universe expanding.

    The same thing was happening to the scene around him, as if he was in a vacuum; the images of everything he had been witness to, blurring out into the distance.

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    Secret Paths of Yggdrasil by

    Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel  

    20 May 2024

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    After an unexpected deal is struck between everyone but him, Loki can do nothing more than laugh about being magically bonded to the famous Man of Iron. Of course everyone believes it to be with the best of intentions and perhaps in some ways it is. However that doesn't mean he is simply going to become some do-gooder mortal while he waits for his birthright to finally take its claim. No, instead he is going to do what he does best. Cause some chaos, even if not in the way he expects.

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    03 May 2026

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    Secret Paths of Yggdrasil
    BurdenedWithPointlessPurpose
    Actual bookmark Ch 9

    Soul bond as terms and conditions

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    vivid color light by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types  

    20 Jan 2021

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    “Lay down how you’re comfortable, sweetheart, and I’ll see if we can get you tied down.”

    Domestic BDSM scene with Bucky and Tony.

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    Shadow of Grief, Ghost of Hope by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    17 Apr 2025

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    Finding out about his parents' murder at the hand of the Winter Soldier, Captain America's old war buddy, pushes Tony Stark into a very dark place and he turns to the former HYDRA assassin with a burning fury, part of him screaming for revenge.
    Finding out that Steve knew and didn't tell him pushes him over the edge and he lashes out against the super soldier, but just as Steve is about to retaliate the Winter Soldier takes Tony by surprise, by knocking Steve out and surrendering.

    The Asset knows that to be free HYDRA must be crushed, and for that to happen his best chance is the resources of Tony Stark, when Captain America shows up in Bucharest the fragmented memories of who he once was tells him that the Captain will protect him and bring him to the Avengers so the Asset goes with him, but when the Captain is about to attack Iron Man with deadly intent he makes a choice and goes against the voices within.
    The Asset neutralizes the Captain and surrenders to Iron Man, hoping that he will be able to convince the man to use HYDRA's own weapon to take them down.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    Shadow of Grief, Ghost of Hope
    Zeelian

    "Finding out about his parents' murder at the hand of the Winter Soldier, Captain America's old war buddy, pushes Tony Stark into a very dark place and he turns to the former HYDRA assassin with a burning fury, part of him screaming for revenge.
    Finding out that Steve knew and didn't tell him pushes him over the edge and he lashes out against the super soldier, but just as Steve is about to retaliate the Winter Soldier takes Tony by surprise, by knocking Steve out and surrendering.

    The Asset knows that to be free HYDRA must be crushed, and for that to happen his best chance is the resources of Tony Stark, when Captain America shows up in Bucharest the fragmented memories of who he once was tells him that the Captain will protect him and bring him to the Avengers so the Asset goes with him, but when the Captain is about to attack Iron Man with deadly intent he makes a choice and goes against the voices within.
    The Asset neutralizes the Captain and surrenders to Iron Man, hoping that he will be able to convince the man to use HYDRA's own weapon to take them down."

    The one with Yasha, Sonja, Eidolon, etc.

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    If Thor Didn't Have Plot Shield by

    Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

    19 Aug 2017

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    Thor: The Dark World is full of holes in the script through which a fleet of helicarriers could pass with ease. If the portal through which Loki brought the Chitauri into New York had been as big as these plot holes, he'd be ruler of Earth right now. Characters behave in a completely illogical fashion because the plot requires it. It's like the scriptwriters had heard of people, but never actually seen one.

    This is a series of unconnected, sometimes cracky ficlets pointing out the holes.

    I really, really hated Thor: The Dark World. Because of that movie, I grew to really, really hate Thor, who before I had loved a lot.

      If you don't want to see TDW or Thor being ripped mercilessly to shreds, don't read this.

    This is just me letting off some steam. I'll be adding to these whenever I feel the need to vent about everything wrong with this movie. Brilliantly acted, beautiful to look at, morally appalling, and with the stupidest screenplay imaginable.

    Also, thank you to Pluma for suggesting the title.

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    28 Apr 2026

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    If Thor Didn't Have Plot Shield
    Kadorienne

    Author's Summary

    Thor: The Dark World is full of holes in the script through which a fleet of helicarriers could pass with ease. If the portal through which Loki brought the Chitauri into New York had been as big as these plot holes, he'd be ruler of Earth right now. Characters behave in a completely illogical fashion because the plot requires it. It's like the scriptwriters had heard of people, but never actually seen one.

    This is a series of unconnected, sometimes cracky ficlets pointing out the holes.

    I really, really hated Thor: The Dark World. Because of that movie, I grew to really, really hate Thor, who before I had loved a lot.

    If you don't want to see TDW or Thor being ripped mercilessly to shreds, don't read this.

    This is just me letting off some steam. I'll be adding to these whenever I feel the need to vent about everything wrong with this movie. Brilliantly acted, beautiful to look at, morally appalling, and with the stupidest screenplay imaginable.

    Also, thank you to Pluma for suggesting the title.

    Salt and logic are the best seasonings. TDW is display food: pretty but devoid of nourishment or substance.

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    Helicarrier, Revisited by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    02 Sep 2021

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    Biding his time on the helicarrier, Loki is visited in his cell by Anthony Stark—but not the version that he was expecting.

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    Bookmarked by garbagechoote

    15 Apr 2026

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    Helicarrier, Revisited by hopelessheathen (ElspethMcGillicuddy)

    "Biding his time on the helicarrier, Loki is visited in his cell by Anthony Stark—but not the version that he was expecting."

    Time travel meets Let's Make an Alliance! meets Tony And Loki Take On The World. Jam packed and intriguing as all get out. I wish there were another 10,000-100,000 words 😂

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