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Yarn Collection - Unofficial part 6 of "Curiosity killed the cat Tony ... Ask Loki, they know." by garbagechoote for BlackNeko06
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Norse Religion & Lore, Ant-Man (Movies), Thor (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Black Panther (Marvel Movies), X-Men - All Media Types, Daredevil (Marvel Comics), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Doctor Strange (Movies)
27 Apr 2026
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MCU and pantheons, assemble! To prepare for Thanos, Tony makes many friends in high places. And across the globe. And under it. And on other planes of existence. And…
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An extremely unofficial part 6 (part V?). I craved closure after reading a currently unfinished 1,000,000+ word series by BlackNeko06. This is a very hasty completion. Sentence fragments. It's the equivalent of taking your yarn clippings, putting them in a sock, and throwing it in the dryer to felt into a ball. Functional? Maybe. Pretty? Only for existing. 🙂↕️
I have no idea what the author had had planned, so hopefully they don't hate this. 😅(Characters listed vaguely in order of mention or appearance)
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The Iron Reindeer by Selysin
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Feb 2020
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Loki kidnaps Tony to whine about how primitive Midgard is to someone who will understand because it's infuriating, it's not as if cold fusion is hard. Tony takes notes and things spiral from there.
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Bookmarked by garbagechoote
25 May 2026
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The Iron Reindeer
SelysinAuthor's Summary
Loki kidnaps Tony to whine about how primitive Midgard is to someone who will understand because it's infuriating, it's not as if cold fusion is hard. Tony takes notes and things spiral from there.
Delightful af.
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To the Pure by K_dAzrael
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars - All Media Types
01 May 2016
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Dear sir or madam, I am General Hux of the Resurgent-class Star Destroyer Finalizer. I was recently strong-armed by a colleague into joining an order of mystic knight-warriors and now they want me take part in their team-building orgies. Please advise.
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17 Feb 2017
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To the Pure by K_dAzrael
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Dear sir or madam, I am General Hux of the Resurgent-class Star Destroyer Finalizer. I was recently strong-armed by a colleague into joining an order of mystic knight-warriors and now they want me take part in their team-building orgies. Please advise.
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'To the pure, all things are pure.' Titus 1:15So. If you haven't read this pile of filth yet, you should get on that. Because it is beautiful filth.
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If Thor Didn't Have Plot Shield by Kadorienne
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
19 Aug 2017
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Thor: The Dark World is full of holes in the script through which a fleet of helicarriers could pass with ease. If the portal through which Loki brought the Chitauri into New York had been as big as these plot holes, he'd be ruler of Earth right now. Characters behave in a completely illogical fashion because the plot requires it. It's like the scriptwriters had heard of people, but never actually seen one.
This is a series of unconnected, sometimes cracky ficlets pointing out the holes.
I really, really hated Thor: The Dark World. Because of that movie, I grew to really, really hate Thor, who before I had loved a lot.
If you don't want to see TDW or Thor being ripped mercilessly to shreds, don't read this.
This is just me letting off some steam. I'll be adding to these whenever I feel the need to vent about everything wrong with this movie. Brilliantly acted, beautiful to look at, morally appalling, and with the stupidest screenplay imaginable.
Also, thank you to Pluma for suggesting the title.
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- English
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- 14,690
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- 26/26
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Bookmarked by garbagechoote
28 Apr 2026
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If Thor Didn't Have Plot Shield
KadorienneAuthor's Summary
Thor: The Dark World is full of holes in the script through which a fleet of helicarriers could pass with ease. If the portal through which Loki brought the Chitauri into New York had been as big as these plot holes, he'd be ruler of Earth right now. Characters behave in a completely illogical fashion because the plot requires it. It's like the scriptwriters had heard of people, but never actually seen one.
This is a series of unconnected, sometimes cracky ficlets pointing out the holes.
I really, really hated Thor: The Dark World. Because of that movie, I grew to really, really hate Thor, who before I had loved a lot.
If you don't want to see TDW or Thor being ripped mercilessly to shreds, don't read this.
This is just me letting off some steam. I'll be adding to these whenever I feel the need to vent about everything wrong with this movie. Brilliantly acted, beautiful to look at, morally appalling, and with the stupidest screenplay imaginable.
Also, thank you to Pluma for suggesting the title.
Salt and logic are the best seasonings. TDW is display food: pretty but devoid of nourishment or substance.
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"Be still," Hux snaps. He looks up at Ren, and Ren has again the disquieting sensation that Hux is looking him in the eye. Hux frowns. And Ren — Ren stills.
Bookmarked by garbagechoote
11 Mar 2017
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robokittensAuthor's Summary
"Be still," Hux snaps. He looks up at Ren, and Ren has again the disquieting sensation that Hux is looking him in the eye. Hux frowns. And Ren — Ren stills.
So soft.
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“Oh, don’t fret – I’ve lain with Aesir before.” Loki covered his mouth with his hand, eyebrows raising in an exaggerated show of dismay. “Oh dear, I wasn’t supposed to say that, was I?"
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21 May 2026
