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    @ayyyyy_78 i'm sorry but if my husband was out making out sloppy with some hot young thing literally five minute after i'd left i’d be on the news
    @hollanovchaos replying to @ayyyyy_78 the night they WON 😭
    @sickomodee_ replying to @hollanovchaos divorce. immediately. no conversation. no shit to pack bc the house would already be burning down

    or; some morning afters hit harder than others (even after winning the cup)

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Sveta Landlord said we were going to pay the difference next time if he can’t find a long-term applicant
    Ilya Wtf that’s not legal is it?????
    Sveta I DON’T WANT TO FIND OUT
    Sveta Keep your dick in your pants END OF STORY

    or: Ilya and Svetlana are desperately looking for a third roommate in Boston. Shane really just needs a place to stay.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Shane of ALL the kids in the world mine had to go and pick a fight with that of one of the asshole attorneys from the 16th floor
    Hayden is she hot?
    Shane dude
    Hayden sorry force of habit
    Hayden is he hot

    or: two equally stubborn single dads headbutt over a playground fight

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Shane: Hi.
    Shane: I miss you.
    Shane: How was your day?

    Ilya: DEVASTATING.

    Shane: What?
    Shane: Are you okay?
    Shane: Did something really awful happen, or is this another one of those the animal shelter wouldn’t let you bring home every animal type situations?

    Ilya: No, I am not okay.
    Ilya: I am the furthest from okay.
    Ilya: Troy and Harris broke up.

    Shane: Oh. That sucks.
    Shane: Sorry to hear that.

    Ilya: That’s all you have to say?

    Shane: What else am I supposed to say? It’s sad, but it happens.

    Ilya: We have to fix this!!!!

    Shane: We?

    Ilya: Yes, of course.
    Ilya: Do you not know that by loving me, you are automatically a part of all my schemes and shenanigans?

    Shane: Must have missed that memo.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Ilya: Troy came out to the team a few days ago and then asked me for your number

    Shane: And you thought it would be a good idea to give it to him?

    Ilya: It’s been a boring few months.
    Ilya: Was he awkward? He is so awkward.
    Ilya: He is about as bad at being gay as you are.

    Shane: Fuck you.
    Shane: And YES. It was fucking awkward.

    Ilya: I knew it.
    Ilya: Tell me everything.

    Shane: He told me he was gay.
    Shane: Which WTF. Didn't see that coming.

    Ilya: Okay, yes. And?

    Shane: And then he asked me out on a date.

    Ilya: What.

    Shane: And now we’re going to dinner next week after the game.

    Ilya: WHAT.

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    01 Jun 2026