elfsmirk
Fandoms
Recent works
-
The Curious Case of the Holt in the Nighttime by elfsmirk
Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)
02 Apr 2014
Tags
Summary
A little "Tactical Village" episode tag with Kevin and Captain Holt.
-
Tags
Summary
Night Vale hears its Cecil weep. (ep 25)
Series
- Part 2 of Sentient Night Vale
-
Tags
Summary
Carlos googles his beau and makes an unsettling discovery. Not that he really ought to have expected anything else. This is Night Vale, after all.
-
Tags
Summary
“I love New York, even though it isn't mine, the way something has to be, a tree or a street or a house, something, anyway, that belongs to me because I belong to it.”
― Truman CapoteSeries
- Part 1 of Sentient Night Vale
-
Tags
Summary
Just a little pwp focusing on Carlos' perspective, since we don't see very much of that in the podcast.
Recent series
-
- Words:
- 476
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 7
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Rozanov made a dismissive noise. “No, no, I will pick you up. Send me your address.”
“I’m not giving you my home address.”
“Why not!”
“Because you’ll probably post it on social media to psych me out before our next game.”
That made Rozanov laugh. “It is good idea,” he said. Stopped laughing. Started again. Blew out a breath like he had to get himself together. “I might do this to you,” he allowed, “but you have nice boyfriend living with you now. I would not do this to him. You are safe.”
In which Ilya Rozanov adopts himself into Scott and Kip's household and refuses to leave. Kip finds this very sweet. Scott is going to kill him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 32,878
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Comments:
- 2,313
- Kudos:
- 11,237
- Bookmarks:
- 3,302
- Hits:
- 106,474
Bookmarked by elfsmirk
11 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Just re-read because I really love this fic. I enjoyed Scott’s POV for the post-coming out season and I really liked Scott and Ilya’s brotherly relationship. The characters I think all came across well without being saccharinely flawless.
-
good on my own accord by impetuous
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
14 May 2026
Tags
Summary
No serious hockey fan or sports commentator worth their salt would have considered record-breaking Boston superstar Ilya Rozanov to be Shane Hollander’s rival exactly, but sleeping with a man who had a specific offense-related vendetta against him and a wrist shot like a jet engine to back it up was probably ill-advised just the same.
Or, Shane is a goalie. Ilya can’t score.
Series
- Part 1 of #42 Shane Hollander
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 148,928
- Chapters:
- 18/18
- Comments:
- 8,431
- Kudos:
- 19,930
- Bookmarks:
- 8,058
- Hits:
- 628,704
Bookmarked by elfsmirk
15 May 2026
-
the coast is clear by WriteThroughTheNight
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
17 Mar 2026
- Words:
- 103,966
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 3,165
Bookmarked by elfsmirk
18 Mar 2026
-
Defence Professor Wohl by DarthKrande, NeverBeyondRedemption
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 May 2019
Tags
Summary
Gilderoy Lockhart landed himself in St Mungo's after his 'Cornish Pixies' class. Where can a headmaster now find another Defence teacher, one who's knowledgeable beyond doubt, willing to face the curse on the position, and available to start in a few days? In Nurmengard, that's where.
Series
- Part 1 of Defence Professor Wohl
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 54,421
- Chapters:
- 24/24
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 379
- Kudos:
- 1,173
- Bookmarks:
- 301
- Hits:
- 35,329
Bookmarked by elfsmirk
25 May 2025
-
Tags
Summary
After her husband is unfaithful and her cookie-cutter perfect world is turned on its head, Petunia Evans Dursley finds herself in her old hometown, full of regrets and feeling that her life has been without purpose. Before she can quietly take her own life, she is given an impossible offer by a long-dead figure from the magical world: return to the past, and rewrite her own history. Seeing it as a chance to make up for her biggest regret, Petunia accepts and finds herself in the middle of a Wizarding war she knew little about, protecting the younger sister she tried to forget by seeking help from the one person in the magical world she knows how to find.
A what-if story beginning in the latter years of the first war against Voldemort, where an unlikely alliance turns into an even more unlikely romance, and the bonds that bloom from it will change the course of Wizarding history.
Series
- Part 1 of The Flowers Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 296,908
- Chapters:
- 47/47
- Collections:
- 15
- Comments:
- 3,311
- Kudos:
- 5,545
- Bookmarks:
- 2,067
- Hits:
- 255,831
Bookmarked by elfsmirk
07 May 2025