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Crowley had been looking for a mate but no one had caught his eye until he saw Aziraphale. Would the attractive human who’d wandered into their realm be compatible? He would if it was Crowley’s lucky day.
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13 Jun 2026
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an egg-citing evening by edensdelights
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Sep 2025
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Aziraphale becomes curious about Crowley's biological reptilian needs.
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12 Jun 2026
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Hell Freezes Over by charliebrown1234, Turcote
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Oct 2019
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The year is 2002, and Crowley and Aziraphale are sent to Alaska to investigate a decommissioned entrance to Hell. What could possibly go wrong?
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09 Jun 2026
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Aziraphale suffers the effects of a demon's venom, Crowley tries to help him as best as he can.
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09 Jun 2026
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So In Love With You Am I by AZFellow
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (Radio)
12 May 2026
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It is late winter, 1951. A decade after that fateful night in 1941 (Good Omens Season 1, episode 3: Hard Times and Season 2, episode 4: The Hitchhiker), Aziraphale is in an uncharacteristically depressive slump. The last war took a bit of a toll on the Earth-loving angel, talk of the End Times has picked up at work, and he has spent the last ten years trying to drop subtle hints that he feels a lot more than 'friendship' for his hereditary enemy/best friend, Crowley. He decides it's time for a little break and lies down for a depression nap.
He really should have consulted Crowley about it first.
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04 Jun 2026
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The Nice and Accurate Proposal by thealienmeme
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Nov 2020
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anthony crowley has two options: be deported back to South Africa or force his kind and soft assistant, aziraphale fell, into marrying him so he can stay in the country. on one hand, being deported maybe wouldn't be so bad, but on the other hand, aziraphale is kind of cute. cue a fake relationship, a whacky family, a cute dog, and a small town that hasn't seen anything like this before.
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02 Jun 2026
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Beauty is in the Ear of the Listener by Sani86
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Oct 2020
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Aziraphale would always remember the first time he heard the music, tendrils of song winding through the night air like a droplet of ink spilled into water, gently reaching out, probing, spreading until it seemed to fill the entire world.
He followed its beckoning call.
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02 Jun 2026
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Drinking Buddies and Diaries by dove_dove
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Aug 2023
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“I read the books about you,” Muriel said matter-of-factly.
Crowley wasn’t following. “The books about me?”
“The letter books to Aziraphale’s friend Diary? You must know them. They must be an angel, but I don’t think I’ve ever met them before.”
Crowley coughed heavily. “You’ve read Aziraphale’s diary?”
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28 May 2026
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The Unity of Opposites by depraveddame
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Apr 2026
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Professors Anthony Crowley and Aziraphale Fell do not like each other.
They despise one another.
In fact, most would more than likely describe them as being mortal enemies if nothing else.
Rivals in their field of Philosophy at a prestigious university, they clash in nearly every sense of the word, doing their absolute best to either 1) go out of their way to metaphorically rip the each other to shreds, or 2) aggressively and/or spitefully avoid the other.
So what happens when one of them is rather unexpectedly chosen as Head of Department over the other?
Tensions— inevitably and ineffably— reach a breaking point.
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16 May 2026
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Alphas, especially unbonded ones, are a danger to society; at least, that is what the government decided. Now, all alphas are sent into government custody as soon as they present. They are kept under strict guard and used as laborers around the country. However, omegas still need an alpha during their heat to avoid medical complications, which is why the government established Alpha Services.
Aziraphale has been managing his heats alone for his whole adult life, but recently he has started experiencing some side effects. So, on orders from his doctor, Aziraphale books his next heat with Alpha Services and meets a handsome ginger alpha who just might change his life forever.
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22 Apr 2026
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The Nutter Curse: An Epistolary Romance by Bohoteacher, Thinkinginscripts
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types
05 Apr 2026
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An old family curse brings Dr Aziraphale Fell, professor of Religious History and Folkloric Traditions, into correspondence with Mr Anthony Crowley, whose family is said to be cursed.
Neither anticipates how quickly, or how willingly their letters would begin to matter.
What follows is a slow, intimate exchange about curses, books, loneliness, belonging... and the unexpected ways two lives can begin to align, one letter at a time.
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21 Apr 2026
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Izzy Hands was once a leading shark expert. An accident took that away from him in a matter of minutes. Now, he's just trying to live his life when he's connected with Stede Bonnet, a biologist doing a kids' show for Shark Week.
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20 Mar 2026
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Hybrid AU
Izzy Hands is a legendary fighting dog, and his old owner Ed Teach wants out of the game. The once-champion is sold off to Ned Low, and his life as he knows it is over.
But it’s never too late to begin again.
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28 Feb 2026
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Hot on the heels of some major life changes, Stede Bonnet is ready to stand up for himself and tell his parents once and for all who he really is. When they invite him to spend a month with them at a ski resort, he's going to do just that, but stumbles when they pressure him to date a family friend.
Izzy Hands just wanted a peaceful vacation over Christmas, but when his ex-boyfriend shows up with a new beau, the heat is on to show him just how happy he is without him. And on top of that, some blond twat is getting in the way of his good time, breaking his things and causing a ruckus.
The solution is for Stede and Izzy to tell everyone they're in a happy relationship, even though in reality they don't even like each other. Obviously.
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05 Jan 2026
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“You,” he can’t help blurting. “You’re Izzy Hands, aren’t you.”
The man pauses in the doorway, casting a cursory glance back over his shoulder.
“That’s Mister Hands to you.”
Then he’s gone.
The story of the life of Steak Knife, which is inextricably interwoven with the life of Izzy Hands.
Canon divergent from S2E7.
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31 Dec 2025
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For the wonderful Sam, who gave the prompt "Ed chooses Izzy over Stede in some way. Established-married-for-30-years-Edizzy PLEAAAASE."
This story grew a bit of a life of its own, but I hope it fits the bill!
A post-S1 vibes canon-divergent pre-steddyhands/steddyhands getting together fic, in which Stede and Izzy are kidnapped by a gang of hapless thugs and the rest of the crew, led by Blackbeard himself, have to rescue them.
Featuring cameos from as many of the roles that Con O'Neill has blessed us with as I could fit into one fic, secret 30 year EdIzzy marriage, sword fights, escape plans, a bit of gratuitous voyeurism, and Stede discovering some new things about himself.
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28 Dec 2025
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Izzy has spent the last decade on a small island in the middle of nowhere with only a dog for company. One day, an old friend comes to call.
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08 Dec 2025
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When one left their wife and declared that they were gay, certain expectations tended to follow. Expectations that said person would get a boyfriend rather than show up to every party alone, for example.
So Stede had fibbed a little. For the last two months, he’d had an extremely handsome and kind boyfriend who was also extremely busy. The lie worked well, until he ran into Mary in the grocery store and accidentally said he was shopping with his boyfriend. Stede grabbed the first guy he saw by his leather-clad arm.
“I’ll buy your groceries for a month if you pretend to be my boyfriend,” Stede whispered in the guy's ear. He hauled the guy around to face Mary and Doug.
“What the fu—“ Grocery Store Guy started to say, but Stede stomped on his foot to shut him up.
(In which Stede needs a fake boyfriend, and Izzy gets dragged into the chaos)
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10 Nov 2025
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Izzy goes into heat unexpectedly on shoreleave--can Stede not only save him from the alphas who corner him, but from the pain and trauma that a long, hard life as an omega has drilled into him?
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- Part 1 of A Heart for Home
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19 Oct 2025
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“Rhosynel,” he spoke without conscious choice, needing to apologise, needing to right what he’d wronged, needing to fix what he’d broken. “Forgive me, please.”
“There’s nothing to forgive,” she replied sharply. Too quickly. Not meeting his gaze. “Really, its fine. We battled, we survived, it’s a relief. I get it.”
A… Relief? The battle? They’d surviv—oh.
A sinking realisation settled in Boromir’s chest. Rhosynel thought he’d acted from adrenaline, that he’d forced himself on her from relief, as an outlet from the tension of battle. That wasn’t it. He’d not kissed her from some misguided sense of relief. He’d wanted to kiss her, and for a brief moment thought she did to.
Something cracked painfully behind Boromir’s ribcage.*
Boromir's POV of chapter 37. Aka Rhosynel and Boromir's first kiss during the aftermath of Helm's Deep. Contains spoilers for On Swift Wings.
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14 Oct 2025