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Buck would rather stab himself in the neck with a fork, thrice, than let Maddie and Eddie say a single word to each other.
His concern is that they will become friends. Allies. Allies United Against Buck. Comrades Who Know Too Much About Buck. A terrifying, powerful joint force that simply cannot ever exist.
He will make sure of it.
Or, so that Maddie and Eddie do not ever mingle, Buck meddles.
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12 May 2026
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“Eddie! Eddie, hey, hi. Sorry. Theo, don’t touch that! Don’t touch that! Ah, frick. He’s - - he’s touching it.”
“Is everything okay?”
“No. No. I’m - - locked out. Theo is locked in. Well - - he locked himself in. Accidentally. I think. I’m pretty sure. Anyway, I need your key. I need your key really fast. Theo! Buddy. Please. Don’t eat that. That’s not for eating. Theo. Theo. Don’t - -” Buck lets out a loaded, patient breath. “Ideally as fast as you can.”
Or, Theo locks Buck out. Eddie comes to the rescue.
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12 May 2026
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Chris scooted closer to get a better look at it. “Theo, how come Buck and Dad are holding hands?”
“What? We’re not -” He leaned in closer and, sure enough, Buck and Eddie’s respective blobs were connected by a single line.
“Because they’re like Mommy and Daddy,” Theo explained as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
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Theo draws a picture. Eddie panics.Bookmarked by debbswfics
12 May 2026
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Theo needs to make Chris and Eddie stay forever. Just like Ms. Kline said getting married means you get to be together forever and live together. His Buck and his Eddie just need to get married. Simple. What did his teacher say was the name of the person who let's people get married?
He thinks hard for a moment. Think Theo. Justice something. Justice of the Peas! He needs to be a Justice of the Peas.
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Theo learns about the concept of marriage and can think of two perfect candidatesBookmarked by debbswfics
12 May 2026
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And look. Maddie should know better than to get involved. But she’s at the point in her pregnancy where she’s cranky and uncomfortable all of the time. Sue's got her on reduced hours already due to the stressful nature of this pregnancy and she’s bored. There’s only so much daytime tv you can watch before your brain starts melting.
So, just a little push.
“You know, I always knew my brother was obsessed with you.”
Eddie chokes on his drink.
Okay, maybe that was more than a little push.
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Maddie finally says her piece.
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