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How's the Wife? by theoldbean
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990)
28 May 2026
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“Good heavens, Bertie, if we didn’t know better, it sounds like Jeeves is your wife!” Bingo cackled as he wiped a merry tear from his eye.
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An innocent jest at the Drones Club gets out of hand, and Jeeves insists Bertie put an end to it. But Bertie has other ideas.
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03 Jun 2026
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sometimes, wish you were here, weather permitting by masktaster
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
30 Sep 2024
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𝚁𝚎-𝚊𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚐.
𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚖𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚞𝚖 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎.
𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚍𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚔, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍.
𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚞𝚙.𝙵𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚜.
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01 Jun 2026
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are you thinking of me (when you're with somebody else) by masktaster
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
05 Jul 2025
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If it proves so, then loving goes by haps;
Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.(If one of your friends pocket dials you, moaning your name, what do you do? Go slowly insane? Greg is unwittingly conducting field research.)
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31 May 2026
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A game of escalation that Greg has no idea he's playing.
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14 May 2026
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It's difficult being so wholesome that the woman of your dreams doesn't realize you're trying to seduce her.
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11 May 2026
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“No fair,” He whined, “Your stupid sweatshirt keeps tripping me up. You’re basically cheating by proxy or whatever….Frank, are you even listening?” Joe snapped, flopping the long sleeve in his friend’s face demonstratively. Perplexed, he watched as Frank’s eyes seemed almost locked on the extra bit of fabric, before breaking away and scanning over Joe as if he was seeing him for the first time. Frank’s eyes seemed to catch - and linger - on the areas where his sweatshirt was just a little too big.
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Joe gets caught in a downpour and has to borrow some of Frank's clothes. They fuck about it.
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05 Apr 2026
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A big Patreon goal deserves a big reward, but Joe wasn't expecting the fans to ask for a kiss! One fake date later, they wind up discovering some not-so-fake feelings.
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“Wow, you guys are off to a strong start,” Greg laughed from behind the camera, popping the tension in the air like a pin. “Talk about giving the audience what they asked for, but I thought the kiss was supposed to be at the end.”
At the interruption, Frank seemed to come back to himself, taking a half step back. That space was enough for Joe to take a greedy lungful of air, trying to bring himself back from that weird moment as well. Unfortunately for him, the air he was gulping down was inescapably soaked with the lingering scent of Frank’s cologne, which did absolutely nothing towards calming him down.
Frank never wore cologne.
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05 Apr 2026
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“You know, princess, I’ve been a terrible gentleman here.” Frank teased, watching as Joe positively shook at the word, “Can I kiss you?”
“Fuck,” Joe groaned, in a voice deep enough that nobody in their right mind would go around calling him princess, yet here they were anyway. “Yeah, yes, finally.”
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It all started with 'Hypothetically, which one of us would be the better girl?' and spiraled very quickly out of control.
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"It's what's on the inside that matters." That's an easy thing for some people to say. It's not so easy when Shayne wakes up to find that his wife and his friend have somehow swapped bodies. He still loves Courtney, of course he does, but the daily act of loving her while she looks like Spencer is something he never could have prepared for. Will he be able to see more than skin deep? And how will it change the way he sees himself?
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05 Apr 2026
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Marty meets Doc Brown for the first time.
Children and adolescents are often drawn to eccentric or mysterious neighbors.
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30 Mar 2026
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the concept that the scale models explaining the Plans are a teaching tool specifically for Marty makes me so happy
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When Lorraine came back, she had the baby on her hip. “Now, this is Marty,” she said, bustling into the room. “Marty, this is Doctor Brown!” She bounced him lightly. “Are you gonna wave for Doctor Brown?”
The introduction wasn’t necessary. Emmett knew those eyes. It was profoundly strange to see them on an infant and he thought, I shouldn’t have come.
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30 Mar 2026
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And it was 1985 and she was sitting at the kitchen table, holding Mom’s hand as she tearfully spoke to the police officers. “A red t-shirt and jeans,” she’d been saying. “With, with a checked shirt over it – he, uh, always wore Nikes – he didn’t take his keys. He didn’t even take his jacket.”
He was still wearing the Nikes – the same beat-up pair of Nikes.
She said, “You aren’t any older.”
Marty didn’t meet her eyes. “No.”
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It was done, he told himself. Whatever change had occurred in the timeline, it was already in the past, irreversible as any other event. And after all, he’d known Marty for only a week. It was irrational to think of him as a friend. It was wildly irrational, to mourn something that had never existed.
After hearing about the birth of the McFly family's second daughter, Doc Brown can only conclude that the worst has happened and that Marty has somehow been erased from time. He resigns himself to being alone, but when he crosses paths with the new McFly kid he can't help but make a friend.
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30 Mar 2026
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17 Mar 2026
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Shoulda Somehow Realised What You Gotta Do by Anonymous for outofthatseminary
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
03 Sep 2024
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It was, in an odd way, a bit like a task, where Alex couldn’t stop the timer until it had been completed. Or, more accurately, couldn’t move on from the day until it’d been completed. Which meant there was something he had to be missing, something he was meant to do but hadn’t.
Of course, if it had been a task, he’d’ve stopped the clock and let Greg deal with the inevitable disqualification in the studio. It was funnier that way, usually, though Alex did find he had a new appreciation for the contestants who thought they’d nailed it only to have to turn around and defend themselves.
It was certainly less funny in his circumstance.
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16 Mar 2026
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It was just some throwaway bit. Just that good old, patented mockery Greg delivers as easily as breathing. Besides, it won’t ever make it to air.
Based off the S19 outtake where Stevie Martin strips Alex.
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16 Mar 2026
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Alex wants something from Greg. Greg doesn't think he can take it. Which "he" I'm referring to is left as an exercise to the reader.
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16 Mar 2026
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or, I Can Hear It Looping
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Alex shrugs again, unbothered. “It’s not a big secret,” he says.
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09 Mar 2026
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'Fuck you!' Alex yells at Jason in his old man way, on the screen. Alex's cheeks burn at it. The audience goes mental. He sees Greg scrawl something on his card and wonders with a little thrill if he'll be in trouble later.
Greg passes Alex the card as the audience laughs and applauds.
We'll discuss this tomorrow. Alex reads. He hands the card back to Greg, who winks at him.
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05 Mar 2026