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Every day in Po's life is the same. By day, she works at the noodle shop, living in the apartment above it with her dad. By night, she dreams- of a version of herself who’s worthy of respect. Of a woman who could flip her. Of a purpose for her mundane existence.
When fate intervenes to drop her wildest dreams in her lap, will she have what it takes to be a hero?
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Lister catches Rimmer reading "historical fiction" (its. erotica.) and realizes he's played the TIV game based on that same book. What starts as relentless teasing ends in both realizing they've been fantasizing about characters that bear striking resemblances to their real life counterparts...
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Andhera and Binx decide to get Rue and Hob together. How could two people so perfect for one another not realize they belong together?
Rue and Hob notice Andhera and Binx acting strange and draw their own conclusions
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After the events of the ball, our pack of pixies find that love is in the air. But will they ever notice whats going on right under their noses? Cue fey high society's most bizarre and complex social maneuver- the double setup. -
Journaling is Therapist Recommended by cryptyd
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
25 Apr 2021
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Sarah finds out Bucky is in love with her brother. She wants him to do something about it. Bucky's not so sure. Meanwhile, Sam just wants to know why everyone's acting so strange.
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"I want you with me. If you'll have me, that is.""I'll have you. Your back. I'll have your back." Nailed it, Barnes, Bucky thought miserably.
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Glup Shitto is a simple space cop on the beat. She crosses paths with Darth Crumbo, the seductive Duchess of Spice, and suddenly her mission becomes a lot more complicated.
Yes they are just jokes but arent we all??? i promise someone says "Make me". Hearts will pound. Breaths will be HOT. The lipgloss WILL be poppin.
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How's the Wife? by theoldbean
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990)
28 May 2026
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“Good heavens, Bertie, if we didn’t know better, it sounds like Jeeves is your wife!” Bingo cackled as he wiped a merry tear from his eye.
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An innocent jest at the Drones Club gets out of hand, and Jeeves insists Bertie put an end to it. But Bertie has other ideas.
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03 Jun 2026
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sometimes, wish you were here, weather permitting by masktaster
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
30 Sep 2024
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𝚁𝚎-𝚊𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚐.
𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚖𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚞𝚖 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎.
𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚍𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚔, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍.
𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚞𝚙.𝙵𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚜.
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01 Jun 2026
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are you thinking of me (when you're with somebody else) by masktaster
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
05 Jul 2025
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If it proves so, then loving goes by haps;
Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.(If one of your friends pocket dials you, moaning your name, what do you do? Go slowly insane? Greg is unwittingly conducting field research.)
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31 May 2026
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A game of escalation that Greg has no idea he's playing.
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14 May 2026
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It's difficult being so wholesome that the woman of your dreams doesn't realize you're trying to seduce her.
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11 May 2026