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Electrophiles by classroomqueefers
Fandoms: Original Work, The Book of Mormon (Latter-day Saints), Political RPF - Russian 21st c.
01 Jun 2026
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Pete Turner is an ordinary senior in high school… Or so everyone thought. Instead of calculus and homecoming, all he could think about was Mrs. Cuntila Miller, his Ghanaian school counselor whose beefy bunda could satisfy him for life. But his fantasies have never escaped his mind, his composure saving him from any awkward situations. Well, at least until the day the new student is pulled out of his chemistry class, and he learns that electrophilic attraction can mean more than one thing…
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ALL HEIL KIRK EVERYONE FUCKS SEX BALLS VAGINA CUM
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10 Feb 2026
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Stan is the captain of South Park's ice hockey team. Kyle is a top figure skater that's closed himself off from the world.
Neither of them are nearly as in control of their lives as they'd lead you to believe.
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09 Feb 2026
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09 Feb 2026
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Hitlertheduck 100th fanfic anniversary spectactular by Hitlertheduck
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04 Jul 2025
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Martin Luther King Jr is enjoying a relaxing vacation, but everything is shaken up when Kevin Smith decides to absorb the multiverse into himself. Thus begins a holy quest to defeat Kevin Smith and restore everything back to normal.
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09 Feb 2026
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We learn the backstory of a man first mentioned in "George, Jack, and Semen Sack", a poem that I wrote. He was once a straight white British guy, but he's been cursed to live a life of a stereotypical African American.
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09 Feb 2026