Actions

Work Header

THE DIDDY PARTY

Summary:

ALL HEIL KIRK EVERYONE FUCKS SEX BALLS VAGINA CUM
(Shitpost😭✌)

Notes:

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

Kirk chan smiled as he was shot in the neck, giving his lover Trump a final glance as he collapses to the floor. 

Trump starts crying as he gets on his knees and leans on Kirk, noticing the fact that he is still alive

Trump immediately gets hard at this and before the aliens step in, he unbuckles his belt and starts fucking Charlie-san's neck. 

Kirk immediately gets goosebumps and moans Trump's name, basically screaming. 

"F-FUCK.. - TRUMP~ HARDER--YES THAT'S *GAH* THE SPOT MMNGH~~"

 

epstein comes flying towards them, ready to join in. 

Epstein inserts his penis to one of kirks nostrils, immediately starting to thrust into his virgin nose. 

 

Kirk is now seeing white, it's like he is in heaven... 

 

Vox falls from the sky to the stage and he joins in too, he unbuckles his belt and starts peeing to kirks mouth, letting a moan of satisfaction. 

 

"Holy hell... Kirk Im coming!" Trump says as he groans and busts his warm cum inside kirks neck. 

Vox and Epstein make out and whimper as they come too. Everyone having a score of 67...

Notes:

Spanks you. Spanks you. Spanks you. Spanks you. Spanks you. Spanks you. Spanks you. Spanks you. Spanks you. Spanks you. Spanks you. Spanks you. Spanks you. Spanks you. Spanks you. Spanks you. Spanks you. Spanks you. Spanks you.