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Events immediately after Platform Decay ends:
Murderbot needs a nap. The juvenile humans need a nap. Three needs a mentor.A very soft and gentle story, with emotion checks.
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03 Jun 2026
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"I'll keep you updated. In the meantime, go back to sleep. When you need to worry, I'll tell you."
"Heh." Ryland ran his hand down his face. "It's terrible you know that it actually makes me feel better. What would I do without you?"
"Explode at a colleague at a conference and get expelled from academia and become a middle school teacher." Eva said, promptly.
"Wow, you've thought about that way too hard." Ryland laughed. "Middle schoolers might not vape in class, though. Maybe I should switch."
"Let's not joke."
or: fourteen conversations where ryland grace doesn’t realize eva stratt is a time traveller
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02 Jun 2026
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Roots to Grow and Wings to Fly by Acewithapaintbrush
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 Jun 2026
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“They kept asking questions that had nothing to do with Quinn’s performance.” I roll my eyes and notice that I’m getting worked up again. Trying to get the midnight blue Eridian back on track had been a nightmare and I’d almost lost my composure a couple of times. “Just what I like to do and what I’ve seen of Erid so far and if they can give me a tour once my suit is finished. And they insisted I tell them what my favorite type of mineral is. I mean, why would they want to know that? What does that have to do with how their kid is doing in class?”
Midway through my rant Rocky has stopped carding his claw through my hair. He is silent for a few seconds and I’m just about to ask him if he’s alright when his whole body starts to tremble. It alarms me enough that I wiggle my arms underneath me and lift my upper body off the couch.
“Rock?”
But then the trembling morphs into full on shaking and then laughter so loud and shrill that I have to cover my ears.
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Erid's first ever parent teacher night does not quite go according to plan.
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- Part 3 of Teacher Grace's Extraordinary Curriculum
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02 Jun 2026
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Merry-Go-Round by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 Jun 2026
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Grace and Rocky know who they are. They know how they feel about each other. Too bad literally no one else gets it at all. Like, at all.
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“It’s platonic!” I blurted out, spreading my arms out wide to interrupt Adrian’s interrogation of my best friend. “We’re platonic songmates! Completely friendly, no romance, no mating. You have nothing to worry about! You’re still his mate!! Not me, never me!!”
“Impossible,” they said.
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02 Jun 2026
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Where do we go when we die (I wouldn't mind right here) by LaminatedFool
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
01 Jun 2026
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Grace has lived a long life on Erid, but he knows that his time is up. He's ok with this, though he isn't sure what to expect for the next great adventure.
He does wish that he could stay with Rocky though. And surprisingly, it's granted, as he wakes up next to his body one morning. But he seems to go unnoticed, and needs to figure out a way to get through to those around him that he's here.
(Or, Grace dies and becomes a ghost. Now, if he could only get across to Rocky that he's still here....)
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01 Jun 2026
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Teacher Grace’s Earth Human Romance by ketonebodies
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
01 Jun 2026
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“Earth spider animals are so beautiful and intelligent,” Teacher Grace said compassionately to Combustion-Fighter. A thrum of spider animals was going by on the street as it said this. “I wish there was a way I could talk to them and teach them about magnetism.”
That was called ‘foreshadowing.’Three Eridian kids try and write a romance novel about their teacher.
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01 Jun 2026
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the softest echo could be enough for me to make it through by sunsetsundae
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
04 Jun 2026
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“You live in an enclosure,” the man said. There was no venom in his voice. He was just stating a fact.
“Yeah, but… it’s nice. I have just about anything I could ever ask for. And back on Earth, well… there’s nothing for me there now.”
A new human, inexplicably, shows up on Erid, and Ryland Grace has to remember how to be a good host. Considering he hasn’t seen another human in about a decade, and this human is both distractingly handsome and incredibly traumatized, it’s safe to say that this might be a challenge… especially with Ryland still working through his own issues, even all these years later.
But he saved the entire world, so, how hard could it be to save one more man?
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grace2050_cv_FINAL(5) by landsat9
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
01 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace's curriculum vitae. Literally. That's it.
Now with fanart in chapter 2 & 3!
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31 May 2026
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Stargazer, Moondreamer, and me by Kelpish
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
23 May 2026
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Five times Adrian thought the human was weird, and one time they thought Grace was wonderful.
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31 May 2026
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The Trojan Horse of Scifi: Project Hail Mary (A Review by Prof. Han) by sashstarry
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong, Project Hail Mary (2026)
30 May 2026
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Rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly, Kim Dokja continued. “What exactly is the correlation between the Trojan Horse and the movie?”
Han Sooyoung frowned as Yoo Joonghyuk resisted the urge to laugh.
tldr: Han Sooyoung writes a review of the highly acclaimed Project Hail Mary, with editorial notes from Yoo Joonghyuk, and an end note scene with Kim Dokja.
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30 May 2026
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Verso lived through the fire, as did Alicia, but he didn't wake up. He remained unconscious, and when his family realised that he and Alicia had been found in the atelier during the fire, they realised that Verso has gone into the canvas.
Aline went in after him, believing she could wake him up. She finds Verso, who doesn't remember anything. In his pain addled mind he ended up creating Lumiere, and a painted version of his family, and they were living together happily. Aline helps him remember, but all he could feel was the fire and the burning agony of his body, and so she paints over him and erases his memories again to keep him safe. Renoir then goes in to wake up his son himself, and drag his wife out the canvas, resulting in the Fracture. Expedition Zero goes out to search for their loved ones and rescue them, and inevitably find out what happened from Cleo. Now Verso has to stop his family from tearing apart his canvas, and try keep his mother from constantly erasing his memories to keep him compliant. It goes about as well as you might expect.
(Basically, Verso lived, but is trapped in the canvas by his mother, and now has to deal with the horror of having his family raging war inside his canvas)
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error: ("DEPLETED") by Tatami_Hokes
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
03 May 2026
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A short study on the last leg of Ryland and Rocky's journey to Erid, told through the Hail Mary's onboard computer system.
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30 May 2026
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A Guide to Studying Your Rescue Human by stayweirdalways
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Jun 2026
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Basically what it says on the tin: the Eridians studying the leaky space blob Rocky brought back and being mildly horrified at, like, most of his weird habits and biology things.
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30 May 2026
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A painting is one moment, frozen in time. And outside the world of that canvas, people can grow, they can change, and they can heal.
Years after the original canvas is destroyed, the Dessendre family decides to repaint Lumiere. On the cusp of a new world, Maelle and Verso have a conversation.
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30 May 2026
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Expedition 33 overcomes countless obstacles only to face erasure of their world at the hands of the Dessandre family.
And yet, somehow, Lune wakes up in a wasteland with nothing but ghosts for company.
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Set after the events of the "A Life to Live" ending of Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, A Life to Heal follows the last two surviving souls of Lumiere, who find that healing the world must also include healing themselves.
Co-Authored with the wonderful hartlesshart - see chapter notes for her incredible chapter art.
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 by IonianAstronaut
Fandom Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (Video Game)
31 May 2026
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These are my Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 fics, roughly in chronological order.
La Vie Peinte spans a very large time frame so it is ordered according to the first chapter.- Words:
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Easy Lover by ForgetMeNotForest
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 May 2026
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‘No way Dr Grace will hold out that long, if he’s holding out at all. He must be going stir-crazy, the amount of time they spend together.’
In which Stratt eavesdrops on some gossip and finds herself curious as a result.
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29 May 2026
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Between The Stones, Between the Storm by alatarmaia4
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
28 May 2026
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On an Earth where selkies are a small but known sub-species of the human population, Ryland Grace has one extra reason he really doesn't want to leave the planet.
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29 May 2026
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Orochimaru is reborn as one of the Zoldyck children.
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29 May 2026
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Observations and Applications of Eridian Child-Rearing, by Dr. Ryland Grace by doodlegirll
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
28 May 2026
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A little grey arm with the tiniest claw, sticking out of the left most egg. The arm is waving slowly, as if saying “Hello, a little help here?”
“Movement detected.” Mary says again.
Oh. Shit.
The eggs! They’re hatching early!
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28 May 2026