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  1. Rec 84

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    Flambae has decided that he no longer wants to punch Robert once a month. He wants to kiss him. And maybe fuck him.

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    “Cap needs to get laid more,” Drapeau muttered.

    “Cap needs to get laid, period,” Comeau added.

    “Dude, I bet he’s still a virgin.” Drapeau said with a snort. “You think he’s ever even seen a woman naked?”

    A couple of players standing around them chuckled.

    Shane felt his jaw tighten. He wanted to respond. Tell them off. Stand up for himself. But he couldn’t. Because there was some truth to what they were saying.

    He did need to get laid more.

     
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    Or, Shane Hollander hasn’t seen Ilya Rozanov in three months. Which means he hasn’t gotten laid in three months.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Ilya makes comments about Shane talking too much.

    Shane takes him seriously and attempts to stop talking.

    It doesn’t go well.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    When a human head of state publicly insults the ancient Vampire King, the price of peace is a political union. Shane Hollander, high school teacher and assistant hockey coach, is one of the only humans in the world with a rare bloodline. He’s given an impossible choice: become a Tribute Consort to vampire Crown Prince Ilya, or watch the human race burn.

    Their union is meant to be a symbolic gesture to prevent war. Shane tells himself he can survive the vampire court's deadly politics, the centuries-old intrigue, and the weight of being a living apology for his species' mistakes.

    What he doesn't expect is the way Ilya looks at him when no one else is watching.

    When a secret society abducts Shane to drain and auction his rare blood to the highest bidder, the carefully constructed facade shatters. The vampire Crown Prince the world fears isn't cold at all, he's been holding something far more dangerous in check. And what Ilya is willing to destroy to reclaim his Consort will reshape the balance of power between their worlds.

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    11 Jun 2026

  5. Rec 84

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    Robert had pretty much forgotten whose bright idea it was to have a sleepover at their big age. He vaguely remembered someone mentioning a movie marathon, and the plans to get together that night later dissolved into ‘hey I have some extra blankets and pillows, wanna stay over?’

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    Robert groaned tiredly, the rising heat flipping the cognizance switch back on in his brain. He was two seconds from elbowing Flambae in the ribs and ordering him to cool it down — but then, Flambae moved again, and Robert… felt something.

    Something hard.

    On his behind.

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