The_Switchable_Waffle
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Volunteer? More like VoluTOLD! by The_Switchable_Waffle
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
10 Jun 2026
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Realizing that he never volunteered for a suicide mission was not on Grace’s bingo card. I mean, neither was finding and befriending an alien, but here we are...
Grace returns to rescue Rocky, and conveniently did not sleep the entire way there. Grace collapses in the hall, which leads to the revelation that he never actually wanted to die in space in the first place.
Series
- Part 3 of PHM Oneshots
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Rocky's Prayer: Grace by The_Switchable_Waffle
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
23 May 2026
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Rocky prayed for the first time in his life the day his crewmates got sick. He had never been one of the religious types. In fact, most Eridians weren’t. But this was something that he couldn’t fix. So, in desperation, he turned to something else.
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“His name is Ryland Grace.”Grace opened his eyes for the very first time. The wail of a newborn baby blessed the room as the child was passed to the awaiting arms of his mother. Warm arms held him close, and soothing whispers lulled him to sleep.
Unbeknownst to them. A prayer was answered.
This can be read as either romantic or platonic, up to you all.
Series
- Part 1 of PHM Oneshots
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Nothing like watching your lover (and getting fucked) by The_Switchable_Waffle
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 May 2026
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Ryland realizes that he loves Rocky. Rocky is unaware that Grace is this oblivious about their relationship.
Updated so Rocky talking is in italics! Nothing else was changed!
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- Part 2 of PHM Oneshots
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The Green Water And It's Side Effects by The_Switchable_Waffle
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
23 Apr 2026
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Deep underneath Gotham laid a pool of water. It glowed an unnatural shade of green. The glow seemed to pulse in tune with an unknown heartbeat. The waters splashed, almost invitingly. Perhaps if someone stumbled across it, they would make the first mistake of touching it. However once touched, the victim would be dragged deeper into their minds, awakening a rage unlike any other. It is difficult to master the control of this new emotion. Along with it, the physical properties of that person would begin to change. A change of tint in the eyes. A fresh white streak in the hair that is definitely not from stress. That water, it changes people. Do not become a victim to it.
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Peter wakes up in the Gotham universe in fancy green water. You know the drill. -
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One more.” Chad mumbled, pressing a kiss against his forhead “Just one fucking more for us please.”
Herman was breathless. He never expected him of all people to beg for one more round with him. He nodded, maybe a bit too enthusiastically, “O-one more. I-I can do it.”
“Do you think you could take both of us?” Robert murmured from behind. He pressed kisses across his back.
A shiver ran through his body at the question. “Y-yes.”
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Waterboy is prepared, usually, but when his heated suit fails on him a cold stormy day, things take a mild turn for the better. (That is the limited plot available. This is mostly sex.)
Recent series
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PHM Oneshots by The_Switchable_Waffle
Fandom Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jun 2026
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All of my Project Hail Mary Oneshots!! I love these little guys.
- Words:
- 8,478
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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BNHA Fics by The_Switchable_Waffle
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
09 Jul 2024
- Words:
- 24,012
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 28
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Hurting and Comforting: Yours Truly by The_Switchable_Waffle
Fandom The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Jul 2024
- Words:
- 35,532
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 21
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- Words:
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Recent bookmarks
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Teaching a Tone-Deaf Wet-Faced Human How to Sing-Share by theyhavenotyetinventedawordforwhatiam
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
08 Jun 2026
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Rocky has officially moved into Hail Mary with Grace, but he's still dealing with the aftereffects of living nearly fifty human years by himself. By chance, he finds himself singing with Grace, and it's clear Grace doesn't fully understand what that means for Eridians.
This story roughly follows the plot of both the book and the film, but Rocky and Grace's personalities are more reminiscent of the book. Furthermore, Rocky's speaking style closely follows the book, although his physical appearance is closer to his depiction in the film.
Spotify playlist made for this story: grace rocky save stars
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Grace Sleep, Rocky Watch by KawaiiSpaghetti
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
11 Jun 2026
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The alien—Grace—is finally asleep. Or, at least, Rocky thinks he is. He’s curled on his side, tucked away under a covering. Rocky sits on the other side of the alcove the human lies in, fiddling away with one of his many repair projects. Typically, watching another as they sleep is fairly straightforward and uneventful. Not much is needed beyond something to do and to keep a lookout for whoever’s resting.
But Rocky can’t help but focus more on Grace as he rests. He just can’t; the way the human sleeps is, quite literally, otherworldly.
Or: Snippets of Rocky watching Grace sleep during their mission to save their stars
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Project Ship by RegTheRag
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
11 Jun 2026
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A Rocky POV of Project Hail Mary, but add in a sprinkle of originally named astrophages, petrova lines, language barriers, trauma recovery, and extra, extra worldbuilding. Includes pre- and post-canon!
La traduccion al espanol by MichiHolmes! Gracias!
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One day, his strumming was not answered.
The silence that answered his one verse of song was horrible and grating. Incomplete. Empty. A sick, horrible fear built up inside him.
(He was going to die out here. Alone.)
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"Iz huhg," Grace sniffled out, sucking back in moisture from his noze, too. There was moisture and water and everything all over the place. "Huhg meens grayt, grayt, grayt affekshun."
"Oh," he said tentatively. Another hewmin thing! He shuffled closest to the wall Grace was huhging and leaned in. "Oh. Am I doing correctly, hmm?"
"Yis," Grace sighed out, calming down. He still leaked, though.
Oh, well. Leaky hewmins were his favorite, after all.
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Why is it Cold? by Gamma1243
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 Jun 2026
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It's not cold like that time Ryland went camping in the Rockies. That had been fun. Finding a cold spot in your spaceship 13-light years away from home? Not fun.
Which is especially bad because apparently he's the only one who can feel it. -
what did you do to my heart? by thefirstastraea
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
08 Jun 2026
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"Grace upset?"
"Not exactly, thinking some dumb human thoughts."
Normally, an answer like this prompts a very nosy Rocky. This time, however, the Eridian lets it go.
"Ah, yes. Leaky space blob thoughts. Will not interrupt. Come to lab once you are done."
Grace watches him roll away, feeling like he's already losing Rocky. It's a dumb thought, but he's a dumb human, and it seems his dumb heart has come online for the first time ever.
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Grace catches Feelings with a capital F and believes he's alone in them. Rocky shows Grace he will never be alone again.