TheSleepParalysisDemon



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  1. Summary

    Just a collection of fluffy meet-cute stories because I realised there’s a pattern.

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  4. Summary

    A collection of Exquisite Corpse Games from TNAN discord server!
    The rules are as follows: one starts the story with a soft limit of 300 words; another person is tagged, and continues the story following the same rules. We keep going until we feel the story is done! The end result is a story full of twists and unexpected events.

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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    In the wake of his reconciliation with Professor Fell, Crowley finds himself seeking out his former (?) rival when the stresses of his position approach a breaking point. Turns out Fell knows exactly how to quiet Crowley's mind and fill him with calm.

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    14 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 62

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    Professors Anthony Crowley and Aziraphale Fell do not like each other.

    They despise one another.

    In fact, most would more than likely describe them as being mortal enemies if nothing else.

    Rivals in their field of Philosophy at a prestigious university, they clash in nearly every sense of the word, doing their absolute best to either 1) go out of their way to metaphorically rip the each other to shreds, or 2) aggressively and/or spitefully avoid the other.

    So what happens when one of them is rather unexpectedly chosen as Head of Department over the other?

    Tensions— inevitably and ineffably— reach a breaking point.

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    13 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    Every Thursday is open stage night at the Eden, where Aziraphale works as a bartender. Every Thursday, the amateur rock band Temptation comes to play music. And every Thursday, the bartender falls a little more under the spell cast by their guitarist, a flashy red-head named Crowley.

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    13 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 88

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    the superbly talented @eklmrlos and i have collaborated again to bring you some raunchy ineffables.

    Two fools who are deeply in love and yet somehow still feel like they don't deserve it.

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    11 May 2026

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    “Well, that was a thing,” Crowley said once they were out of earshot. Without talking about it, they were both heading down the field, towards the lake where the photographer (and likely a few more people from the TV crew) was waiting.

    “That was a wedding,” Aziraphale replied, surprised at his own annoyance that somebody called a wedding a ‘thing’.

    “Yeah, obviously, didn’t miss that part,” Crowley said with a shrug, and waved abruptly in Aziraphale’s general direction. “Neither did you, from the looks of it, since you’re dressed like a wedding bride and everything.”

    “Excuse me, I am a—“ Aziraphale stopped himself, and started over.


    In which Aziraphale ends up marrying a rude stranger who wears sunglasses.

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    19 Nov 2025