12 Works by SystematicDysfunction
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Lisa Wilbourn has a type, and that type is Amy Dallon. But there’s just one thing standing in the way of victory.
Amy Dallon’s type is ‘sister.’
Lisa, being the perfectly rational and sane person she is, decides to approach this problem with a logical mind, and comes up with the simplest possible solution.
Become Amy’s sister.
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Take down our walls (and bathe in the sunlight) by SystematicDysfunction
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
25 Feb 2026
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A collection of short, 3000-5000 word one shots, each exploring an extremely rare rarepair (50 fanfics or below) that I think is underrated. Requests are welcome, as long as they're based and horribly underrepresented.
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Joke’s On Me by SystematicDysfunction
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
25 Dec 2025
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Shouta Aizawa would like nothing more than to live a short, lonely life, where nobody gets hurt but him.
Emi Fukukado does not like this plan, and makes it her one goal in life to make sure it never comes true.
Or,
Five times Aizawa said no, and one time he didn’t
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Law Abiding Citizen (technically) by SystematicDysfunction
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
16 Dec 2025
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Izuku Midoriya is suicidal. Why wouldn’t he be? No parents, no friends, no future.
But he’s not quite ready to throw his life away.
He should at least try to throw it at some villains.
So he becomes a vigilante. But not a brave, heroic crime fighter, dodging heroes and officers at every turn.
No, he gets arrested his very first night out.
Through a combination of bullshitting everyone, quirkist lawmakers, and the technical definition of vigilantism, he makes it back out onto the street.
It’s just self defense, right?
Or,
Izuku’s a vigilante, a pretty good one too, but he’s shit at dodging law enforcement. Luckily for him, since he’s not actually breaking any laws, he doesn’t have to.
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UA’s sister school, United Barracks (AKA U-Broke) by SystematicDysfunction
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
12 Dec 2025
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Welcome to United Barracks! Unfortunately, our sister school UA took all of the good teachers. And powerhouses. And funding.
But we have a very impressive 72% survival rate! Up 8% from last quarter!
(UA, but the quirks are shitty, the school is shitty, and everything is running on a budget of approximately zero)
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Functionally Quirkless by SystematicDysfunction
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
04 Dec 2025
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A short story following Anna and Giulio, after their return to Europe
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Blackblood by SystematicDysfunction
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
14 Nov 2025
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Power always comes with a cost.
The stronger your quirk is, the faster your mind rots, leaving behind a bloodthirsty husk with the power of gods.
The powerless are the only ones with the power to withstand the Quirkrot.
Only the powerless can stay sane.
Only the powerless stay alive.
There are no heroes.
There are no villains.
There are only the hunted
And the Hunters.
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Jackrabbit: Rebellion by SystematicDysfunction
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
06 Nov 2025
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Izuku Midoriya has seen the nature of this world, and he has chosen a side. Jackrabbit is a symbol of rebellion that even All Might can not suppress. And he brings war to Musutafu.
Mina Ashido is determined to pull her friend back to the side of the law, even as deaths mount and city blocks go up in flames. But as time goes on, it becomes increasingly unclear if she’s even fighting for the right side.
Izuku has suffered for long enough. His friends and family have been abused by the system. Jackrabbit is here to pave the way to a better future. No matter who he has to kill to get there.
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“You could always become a vigilante.” by SystematicDysfunction
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
24 Oct 2025
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Mei Midoriya is tired of her husband coming home all beat up. Izuku does his best to reassure her every time, but she can’t help feeling like it’s her fault. No matter how hard she tries, Izuku keeps getting hurt, and she can only do so much to help him. It’s not like she can just waltz up to the front lines and start punching away at anyone who gets too close to her husband.
…actually, that’s not a bad idea.
Or,
Mei becomes a vigilante, Izuku gets a stalker, and Shouto updates his conspiracy board.
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Liberation by SystematicDysfunction
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
22 Oct 2025
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What if the Meta Liberation Army won, all those years ago? What if the world Izuku was born into was not one of heroes, but one of power struggles and gods standing high above the quirkless? What if, in spite of it all, he decided to become a hero anyway?
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One man's trash by SystematicDysfunction
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
29 Sep 2025
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Izuku has a quirk. Or two. Hundred. They're all pretty useless, so Izuku has the bright idea to squish them together. Things get out of hand very quickly.
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Jackrabbit: Vigilante by SystematicDysfunction
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
26 Sep 2025
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Izuku is tired of being spit on and cast aside. He's tired of being nothing. So he escapes. He finds people who'll finally give him a chance to choose to become something greater than garbage. On his journey to discover what he wants to be, he sees the parts of society that heroes would rather keep buried.
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- Part 1 of Jackrabbit