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“People always talk about how bad the surgery is,” Ed told Hawkeye, “but you never hear people mention how much it sucks to have fifty pounds of metal hanging off your body. Bolts in your bones.”
“What’s happening?” Mustang asked sharply, turning toward them with his clouded eyes still lingering a few feet over their heads. “Hawkeye? What’s Fullmetal doing? Is there something wrong with his automail?”
Ed flicked the lighter again, waited a little more patiently this time, and inhaled. Then he gave Hawkeye a nod, giving in to the inevitable. The only reason Mustang hadn’t figured it out already was probably because Ed didn’t do a lot of... this sort of thing. The comfort thing. Mustang liked people to play into his expectations.
“Edward came out to smoke opium,” Hawkeye said at last. “He says it helps with the pain from his automail.”
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06 May 2026
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demon alchemist by metisket
Fandom Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
27 Dec 2012
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06 May 2026
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Dean gets Castiel dressed <3
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The Senju were a warrior clan, but with every war that scarred the village, the proud clan had been whittled away, leaving only one: Tsunade herself.
She hadn’t been able to bring herself to consider children—not for love, not even for duty, ever since Dan’s death. The Senju name, its lands and wealth, would vanish with her, to be absorbed into the village and used as it pleases.
So it’s of great surprise when she discovers someone else in the village with her grandfathers abilities but without ties back to the Senju family tree—the village hiding him away like a dirty little secret. One of their own making.
The realization ignites Tsunade’s resolve. It wasn’t enough for the village to coerce her back to Konoha, dragging her into the role of Hokage against her will. Now, they dared to tamper with her clan’s legacy, acting without her knowledge or consent.
But if the Senju name would endure, it would endure on her terms. Armed with the authority of the Hokage and the unyielding will of her lineage, Tsunade resolves to reclaim what is hers. If dismantling Danzo’s schemes and claiming an heir to carry on the Senju name are part of that, so much the better. The village owed her that much—and far more.
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27 Feb 2026
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yesterday, I saw a change by aloneintherain
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
23 Jun 2016
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Inspired by prompt: 'Peter is unmasked on live television, and everyone goes berserk—you've already heard this one but here's the twist—he's wide-eyed, staring into the camera, frightened, but not because of his own safety. The first thing that comes out of his mouth is, "Someone please, please protect my Aunt May." And the entirety of New York cries out simultaneously. Heroes and neighbours and fellow students rain down on the Parker house, ready to defend her.'
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22 Feb 2026
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28 Jan 2026
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Radio host!Izuna in Konoha, Nightvale style by puzzle_shipper
Fandom Naruto, Welcome to Night Vale
09 Dec 2019
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23 Jan 2026
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let me be buried under your name by tempestaurora
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
17 Oct 2019
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Bucky's dog tags were folded in the crease of the paper he'd torn from his journal, reading: "Steve, here. You have them, if you want them. You have me, if you want me. I’ve never tried loving a man before but for you I’ve run headfirst into wars and Death’s wide, gaping jaws, so this is easy in comparison. This is like breathing."
It was so dark when Bucky handed him the note, the fire just burning out, and he glanced back only once to see Steve watching him as he walked away.
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21 Jan 2026
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After a serious and devastating attack, the Uchiha are in desperate need of a sealmaster. Unfortunately for them, the best candidate happens to be from the Senju clan. Fortunately for them, he doesn't seem all that inclined to act like an enemy.
Which is lucky because, as it turns out, there are plenty of other adversaries making moves in Fire Country - both the clans will need to make new friends to survive.
Madara would have been content if his new husband tolerated him and helped his clan stay safe. He doesn't quite know what to do with the fact that his husband doesn't stop there.
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27 Oct 2025
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She starts wearing the binder because chest compression is helpful considering Sasuke shoved an arm through her tit during the war. When she pulls back her hair and a stranger calls her 'young man', it spirals from there.
Or, the one where the boys of Team Seven try to teach Sakura how to be a dude, Shikamaru has a sexuality crisis because his crush is hot in every gender, Ino is a wardrobe consultant to the stars, and Sakura figures out how comfortable he can be in her own skin.
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01 Oct 2025
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“That was entirely uncalled for! There is no reason for anyone to have to know I wear reinforced compression briefs, and besides, it is simply for protection while fighting! It has nothing at all to do with decency—” Lee cut off his tirade, stalling his waving arms mid-air, his face flaring a red even brighter than Gaara’s hair.
It would be really nice if Gaara had thought to wear reinforced compression briefs himself, because the mental image that had completely mugged his entire thought process was putting him in serious danger of being completely indecent in the middle of a foreign village.
Or, the one where beating the shit out of your best friend is definitely considered high romance.
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- Part 1 of The First Rule of Fight Club is...
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08 Sep 2025
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“Yeah, sensei, do we pass?” Sasuke dangled the bells from the tip of his finger, a smug grin on his face. He was a bastard, Kakashi decided.
Actually, all of them were. Little shit bastards. Feral goblins. Hellspawn. If it wasn’t Sakura literally changing the landscape of the field underneath Kakashi’s feet, it was Sasuke swinging a sword crackling with lightning, both of them subtly herding him towards Naruto’s hundred shadow-clones, all of which were so fast he could barely track them even with the sharingan.
Kakashi was starting to think his team definitely didn’t have the same problems as the others.
***5 times Team 7 confused/terrified the shit out of everyone +1 time they explained why (ft. Time Traveling Team 7)***
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03 Sep 2025
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road not travelled (your memory will carry on) by driedupwishes
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
13 Apr 2025
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Sasuke is eight - Itachi is thirteen. He goes to pick his brother up from the Academy and finds him tussling and shouting at a little boy who hollers back like the concept of volume control applies to everyone else but him. The boy has scars like whiskers on either side of his nose, stretching across cheeks rounded with baby fat.
Itachi looks at the boy and sees the ghost of a woman his mother had treasured, hears an echo of the woman he had looked up to at the age of five. He hurts, the same hurt he's felt for eight years now, and makes a decision.
He picks both boys up and takes them home. This, unbeknownst to him, changes everything.
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02 Sep 2025
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musings (whilst on walkies) by FaultyParagon
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
12 Jul 2021
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Pess adores Miles Edgeworth. Miles Edgeworth adores Phoenix Wright.
Pess always tells Miles Edgeworth about his love. Strangely enough, Miles Edgeworth never tells Phoenix Wright about his own love.
It's okay. Pess can share it!
-aka Pess is a great wingpuppy. Written for NaruMitsu/Wrightworth Week 2021.
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15 Jul 2025
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“It’s fine, Jason,” Dick says. “Chill out. I’m a grown adult, it’s not like Slade’s bothering a teenager anymore. It’s enrichment for me. I get a little shot of adrenaline and a bug treasure hunt. Sometimes he even makes me coffee.”
“And you drink it?”
“Well, yeah. It’s my fucking coffee, I’m not going to waste it.”
“I’m going to kill him,” Jason decides aloud. “Next time I see that man, I’m gonna kill him.”
“No, Jason, do not,” Dick says in the same tone Jason uses to tell his dog not to chew on his boots.
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- Part 1 of priusverse
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10 Jun 2025
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The Odyssey by HotCocoaaa
Fandom 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
12 Jan 2024
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02 May 2025
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a free bird leaps on the back of the wind by itsthechocopuff
Fandom Naruto, Naruto (Anime & Manga)
15 May 2026
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23 Jan 2025
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What does John see when he looks at Cas?
Cas doesn’t look like a monster.
But neither does Dean.
John stands, slow. He holds out a hand. Calloused like Dean’s hands are calloused. Scarred the same way that Dean’s hands are scarred. There’s the smell of him in the air too. Earthy and dark, slightly sour around the edges. The room feels suddenly choked with it. Claustrophobic.
Cas probably smells like the fabric softener they buy in bulk at Costco, but so does Dean so he can’t tell.
John says, toneless, “I hear you’ve been driving my car.”
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The closer you are to what you want—
Dean's twenty-nine year old mother, his undefined relationship with Cas and their small family. Some kind of impossible reconciliation with John Winchester. Michael, out of his head, without destroying the world. His father's approval. To see the Grand Canyon.
—The more vulnerable you are.
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04 Jan 2025
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“Naruto is a person with a name,” Iruka snapped, already way past the limit of his patience for the day. Funny, how he could spend all day with small children, but a single council meeting wore him down to the bone. “Use it.”
“Hmm.”
For a long second, Iruka thought that he was about to die. And then Hatake’s eye curled in a friendly crinkle, an approximation of a smile.
“You’ll do,” Hatake said.*** 5 times Kakashi & Iruka tried to be a normal family for Naruto + 1 time they were a full on ninja family ***
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27 Sep 2024
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A 26-year-old Dean is transported to 2021 and confronted with the unfathomable - a future where he is happy, safe, and loved.
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“Aren’t you gunna say it?” he asks tentatively, as if he’s crazy for picking up on the obvious.
“Yeah, you’re me. Past me, anyway,” the other Dean replies. “I wanna know from when.”
“What are you talking about?”
“Time travel,” the older Dean states as if it’s so obvious and ordinary. “It happens.”
“To who? Marty McFly?”
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17 Sep 2024