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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    HOW TO TRAIN YOUR HUMAN
    Rated X for Xenobiology and Extremely Poor Life Choices

    Nibbi’s first hunt should have made her respectable. A ridge-boar, maybe a marsh hawk. Instead she drags home something no sane kobold keeps.

    A human.

    Tall, stubborn, and completely untrainable, he earns her fourteen days to prove control before the elder releases him. Nibbi has a pen, a reward system, and absolute confidence.

    Humans, unfortunately, refuse to act like animals.
    They escape without escaping, fix roofs instead of causing trouble, learn commands they weren’t taught, and blur the line between obedience and affection in ways the training manual never covered.

    With storms rolling in and the entire village watching, Nibbi discovers the most dangerous lesson a huntress can learn:

    It isn’t how to train your human.
    It’s what happens when your human trains you back.

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    05 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 19

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    You die and you live and you die again; you're a scary animal, a terrible animal, and everything you do is horror to them. They will never understand your kind. They will never want to understand you. But you do not owe them your existence.

    You thrive despite them.

    It was never just going to end at 'monsters in the dark'.

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    05 Mar 2026

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    A cruel Owl sharpens his Talons, and holds Gotham by the throat, but the rule of fear can never be complete, so long as there are still those who laugh at the dark.

    And this, o my best-beloved, is why we have clowns.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    "The only positive relationship this animal has is with that crane."

    That's not entirely accurate. How do they clean the Indominus Rex enclosure?

    A joke concept turned tragic, in two acts.

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    28 Dec 2025