1 - 20 of 76 Bookmarks by StaticFish
Navigation
List of Bookmarks
-
Bouncing Baby Bat, or so the Justice League is led to believe... by EmpressGeek
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman Beyond, Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox, Justice League - All Media Types
13 Dec 2023
Tags
Summary
" “You know, considering how easy it was to get the League to believe that B had carried and had babies, how likely is it that we can get them to believe that he’s pregnant.”
By the mischievous looks that surrounded the table, Bruce knew that there was no stopping his mighty and stubborn army. And if you couldn’t beat them… "
----
or how to scar and prank your co-workers so hard that they question their own reality and state of mindSeries
- Part 1 of Bats Stole the League Brain Cells
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 18,780
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 723
- Kudos:
- 14,550
- Bookmarks:
- 2,569
- Hits:
- 186,684
Bookmarked by StaticFish
23 Oct 2025
-
all the twitters by amosanguis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse), DC Extended Universe
24 May 2021
Tags
Summary
Tim, coming up behind Bruce, suddenly lets out a bloodcurdling scream.
Bruce looking slowly over his shoulder, says deadpan, “Yes, son, very good. That’s fleek.”
“I’m gonna yeet you into the fucking sun,” Tim shouts.
Series
- Part 101 of author's fave
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,625
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 79
- Kudos:
- 6,902
- Bookmarks:
- 1,083
- Hits:
- 35,658
Bookmarked by StaticFish
24 Sep 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Bruce doesn’t have a soulmark, and Clark doesn’t have a soulmark, on an Earth where everyone has a soulmark. Somewhere in there is a simple solution. Somewhere to that solution is an overcomplicated journey. Surely two of the world’s leading superheroes will not take the overcomplicated route?
Surely not?
Series
- Part 1 of in a million planets
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 52,494
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 518
- Kudos:
- 3,792
- Bookmarks:
- 868
- Hits:
- 58,288
Bookmarked by StaticFish
23 Sep 2025
-
The Brucie Problem™ by Stealthguy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
15 Oct 2025
Tags
Summary
He’s vengeance.
He’s the night.
He’s also that guy who once called caviar “sea raisins.”And that's why the JL can't know that he is Bruce(ie) "Catch Me in Gucci Crying to Ariana Grande" Wayne.
Series
- Part 2 of Batfam Crackfics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,900
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 254
- Kudos:
- 3,719
- Bookmarks:
- 467
- Hits:
- 25,819
Bookmarked by StaticFish
09 Sep 2025
-
Backwards Compatibility by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat, haleswallows, zoe_134340
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022)
10 Aug 2025
Tags
Summary
Alfred sighed and closed the book around one finger to keep his place. "Master Bruce. Please tell me you aren't going to that horrid little club in the Narrows again."
For all that he was Batman, trained in the art of bald-faced lying, Bruce managed to shuffle his feet and twitch his eyes toward the front door suspiciously. "I'm… not going to the horrid little club in the Narrows?"
"Yet, here you are, dressed for the club," said Alfred flatly.
Fed up with Bruce's playboy act, Alfred signs him up for an exclusive dating service, hoping that he will at the very least make a friend. On the other side of the bay, Lois gifts Clark with a voucher for that very same service, insisting that he needs to move on from their mutual breakup.
Neither one of them really wants a relationship, but they do want their loved ones to be happy. So they come to a mutually beneficial agreement.
It very quickly becomes something else entirely.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 31,797
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 154
- Kudos:
- 1,235
- Bookmarks:
- 234
- Hits:
- 15,933
Bookmarked by StaticFish
09 Sep 2025
-
#Superbat by lostinreeverie
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
27 May 2025
Tags
Summary
The caption read: “They argue like an old married couple. #HeyGreenLanternHere #MomAndDadAreFighting #Superman #Batman #GrayGhost #JusticeLeague”
He didn’t think about it again until the next morning, when his phone wouldn’t stop buzzing and clearly tried to kill itself by falling off his bedside table. When he finally opened his phone he had a text from Barry that just said: “YOU JUST BROKE THE INTERNET!!”
Hal was confused until he realized one of his videos must have gone viral. Then he was smug.
Or, Hal broke the internet with one post, and now Clark and Bruce are trending for all the wrong (or right?) reasons.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,098
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 301
- Kudos:
- 9,064
- Bookmarks:
- 1,724
- Hits:
- 54,055
Bookmarked by StaticFish
30 Aug 2025
-
Lies We Tell Ourselves by tenderwatches
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
05 Oct 2025
Tags
Summary
“Tell me what you were doing with the Hexcore. And… everything that came before.”
“Would you believe me if I said I was trying to protect you?”
Viktor returns to Piltover after years of exile with one certainty: he's dying.
Old wounds reopen when Viktor discovers Jayce has rebuilt the very thing he once betrayed Viktor over. Outrage blooms, but so too, do new possibilities—ones that uncover a dangerous connection between magic, ambition, and the looming Gray.
As they attempt to mend their fractured partnership, Jayce grapples with the part he has played in Piltover's fervent pursuit of progress—and in Viktor's continuing deterioration. They confront truths they've hidden from themselves as well as one another: desires long buried, sacrifices made in desperation, and how far either of them will go for love.
Some lies protect us, others destroy us—but the hardest ones to overcome are the lies we tell ourselves.
—·—
updates weekly on Sundays!
Series
- Part 1 of Lies We Tell Ourselves
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 270,795
- Chapters:
- 56/56
- Comments:
- 633
- Kudos:
- 713
- Bookmarks:
- 233
- Hits:
- 33,633
Bookmarked by StaticFish
22 Apr 2025
-
Stay your pretty eyes on course by InAllPossibilities
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
30 Jan 2025
Tags
Summary
Viktor's new lab partner has a lot to live up to.
“I just realized- you never told me your name.” Jayce smiles at him with a certain glint in his eyes that makes Viktor feel something… inconvenient. Strange. He files it away in his brain and swallows it down.
“It’s Viktor.”
OR the Modern AU where Viktor and Jayce are Phd students sharing a lab. Gay crisis ensues.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 75,393
- Chapters:
- 25/25
- Comments:
- 1,467
- Kudos:
- 2,860
- Bookmarks:
- 741
- Hits:
- 71,497
Bookmarked by StaticFish
05 Apr 2025
-
Tags
Summary
After a gruesome war finally comes to treaty, it is decided that the King of Piltover will take a bride from Zaun.
Viktor isn't expecting to be a candidate.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 52,379
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 8
- Comments:
- 3,708
- Kudos:
- 26,465
- Bookmarks:
- 6,811
- Hits:
- 447,068
Bookmarked by StaticFish
25 Feb 2025
-
Coming Home (But Not to You) by queercatfan
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
24 Dec 2024
Tags
Summary
When Viktor makes the reluctant decision to move back to Piltover after six years to be a professor at The Academy, he's forced to share an office with none other than his former lab partner Jayce Talis, the very man who caused him to leave Piltover in the first place.
(modern professors AU)
Series
- Part 1 of Coming Home (But Not to You)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 118,854
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Comments:
- 4,626
- Kudos:
- 43,047
- Bookmarks:
- 10,271
- Hits:
- 1,100,744
Bookmarked by StaticFish
02 Feb 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Viktor’s plan to get himself banned from those ridiculously pompous galas went as follows:
-Wear the most revealing, most scandalous outfit he could.
-Wear the most makeup he could apply to himself without messing up.
-Be as rude and sarcastic as he could possibly be to everyone.
This plan was sure to get him banned from galas forever, Viktor was convinced of it. And sure, maybe he also felt at least a tiny bit bad for making Jayce clean up his mess afterwards, but he had insisted Viktor go to this gala, so if anything, he was partly to blame for this. He should have known Viktor would only agree to go under his own conditions.
Or: How Viktor's foolproof plan to stop getting invited to fancy parties totally backfires on him and turns him into Piltover's most elegible bachelor. And how he ends up dragging Jayce into it.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,375
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 116
- Kudos:
- 3,811
- Bookmarks:
- 853
- Hits:
- 31,662
Bookmarked by StaticFish
20 Dec 2024
-
Rate Your Professor by zo_hey
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
28 Nov 2024
Tags
Summary
student0158554
Quality : 4.5
Difficulty : 1.5This is the kind of professor that makes you want to come to class. The material is well-explained, and I did not meet a single person that didn't pass his class. Moreover, Professor Talis is BEAUTIFUL.
The only complaint I have is his weird mood swings.
One day, he went to class with sad puppy eyes, head down, and dropped dramatically on his chair. He gave us some papers and told us to "do whatever" because he had a fight with his partner and was not in the mood. Maybe his wife threatened to leave without him. That's the only evident answer to him banging his head on his desk with tears in his eyes.
He was fine the next day tho.
Love him.
------------------
The reviews were getting out of hand.
Viktor did not care a single bit about them.
Jayce, on the contrary...
-
And You Don't Know What You've Got 'Till It's Gone by Hse11z5
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
20 Aug 2024
Tags
Summary
Charles knows that Edwin is his best friend, the most important person in his life. He doesn't know exactly whether he's in love with him but he's damn sure he's going to try to work it out. And he feels like he's getting close.
Then a case, some black magic (and a fucking witch, probably) comes along and takes Edwin's memories of Charles away.
And suddenly Charles knows how he feels, what he wants more than anything.
But that thing is gone. Because Edwin is completely indifferent to him now.Bookmarked by StaticFish
24 Aug 2024
-
Don't Go in the Woods by writingpines
Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023), Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008)
25 Apr 2024
Tags
Summary
Vash followed Meryl’s eyes to meet Nick’s, watching as they rolled in his head. “We’re cryptid chasers,” he admitted with little to no shame. “Ever heard of the Humanoid Typhoon?”
“Or Millions Knives,” Meryl pointed out. “We still don’t really know which one it is.”
“Tch. Same thing, probably,” Nick added.
No. Not the same thing. Not at all the same thing.
The Humanoid Typhoon – Vash – was one thing. But his brother? That was a whole different story.
Or, YouTuber cryptid hunters Meryl, Nick and Milly get a little help from the local librarian on their new hunt. Little do they know he's far closer to the story than they thought.
-
Long Goodbyes by ChenamaReel
Fandoms: Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008), Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023)
10 Mar 2024
Tags
Summary
“Nicholas, then, remembers something very important. This is Vash the Stampede, the Humanoid Typhoon. A walking atom bomb, a demi-god. And he just willingly pressed the man's shooting hand onto his dick.
He hated that it was doing something for him.”
Or, after the Ark rescue, the boys share a final drink and the rituals get intricate…until they’re not.
Bookmarked by StaticFish
23 Apr 2024
-
Tags
Summary
When Joe meets Nicky, it's love at first sight--at least until it becomes abundantly clear that Nicky hates him, for no reason at all. For lack of any better ideas, Joe decides to be the bigger man, suck it up, and just be polite when their social circle forces them to interact.
Of course, that would be easier if Nicky's daemon wasn't literally the sweetest, warmest, kindest, most wonderful daemon in the world.
How, exactly, does an asshole like Nicky wind up with a daemon like that?
Bookmarked by StaticFish
29 Dec 2022
-
Public Bookmark 147
Mystery Work
Part of Wind Ryder Library
Summary
This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
Bookmarked by StaticFish
16 Aug 2022
-
The Decree of the Tide, the Will of the Moon by Tam_Cranver
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
17 Sep 2021
Tags
Summary
Deep under the ocean, Quỳnh drowns again and again in her iron coffin, until a curious merman finds her, and the two of them save each other. Or: a fix-it AU where Nicky is a merman and Quỳnh gets revenge.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 35,979
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 36
- Kudos:
- 231
- Bookmarks:
- 97
- Hits:
- 2,115
Bookmarked by StaticFish
28 Sep 2021
-
Tags
Summary
Over the past few years, he’s started sleeping as little as he possibly can without dying — his under-eyes are permanently bruised and he spends daytimes hallucinating. It’s better than dwelling on what has come before: screams, limp bodies, spraying blood, blue eyes.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,769
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 300
- Kudos:
- 6,970
- Bookmarks:
- 1,479
- Hits:
- 56,899
Bookmarked by StaticFish
14 May 2021
-
the stiff heart by dana_norram, eiseul02
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics)
08 Mar 2021
Tags
Summary
“Today I met a boy who escaped al-Quds,” Yusuf says, and Nicolò stares back at him this time. His clean face is solemn, his pale eyes almost sad, and Yusuf wishes he could see some anger in them. Anything but this. “They killed his whole family.”
“When you say them,” Nicolò blinks, and there is a twitch in his strong jaw. “You mean me. My people.”
Yusuf feels he has been running his whole life.
He ran from his duties as the family’s heir when he refused to marry the woman chosen by his parents. Yusuf eventually made a new home in Jerusalem, and he thought he was done running. Then the Franks laid their siege and Yusuf was killed and brought back to life too many times. Before he realised, he was on the run again. Only this time, he is not alone.
Or; a road trip around the Mediterranean in which Yusuf struggles with his new life, searches for the women in his dreams and learns how to open his heart. Also, there is only one bed.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 23,869
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 113
- Kudos:
- 1,313
- Bookmarks:
- 335
- Hits:
- 20,751
Bookmarked by StaticFish
11 Mar 2021