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Bouncing Baby Bat, or so the Justice League is led to believe... by EmpressGeek
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman Beyond, Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox, Justice League - All Media Types
13 Dec 2023
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" “You know, considering how easy it was to get the League to believe that B had carried and had babies, how likely is it that we can get them to believe that he’s pregnant.”
By the mischievous looks that surrounded the table, Bruce knew that there was no stopping his mighty and stubborn army. And if you couldn’t beat them… "
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or how to scar and prank your co-workers so hard that they question their own reality and state of mindSeries
- Part 1 of Bats Stole the League Brain Cells
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23 Oct 2025
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all the twitters by amosanguis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse), DC Extended Universe
24 May 2021
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Tim, coming up behind Bruce, suddenly lets out a bloodcurdling scream.
Bruce looking slowly over his shoulder, says deadpan, “Yes, son, very good. That’s fleek.”
“I’m gonna yeet you into the fucking sun,” Tim shouts.
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- Part 101 of author's fave
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24 Sep 2025
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Bruce doesn’t have a soulmark, and Clark doesn’t have a soulmark, on an Earth where everyone has a soulmark. Somewhere in there is a simple solution. Somewhere to that solution is an overcomplicated journey. Surely two of the world’s leading superheroes will not take the overcomplicated route?
Surely not?
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- Part 1 of in a million planets
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23 Sep 2025
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The Brucie Problem™ by Stealthguy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
15 Oct 2025
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He’s vengeance.
He’s the night.
He’s also that guy who once called caviar “sea raisins.”And that's why the JL can't know that he is Bruce(ie) "Catch Me in Gucci Crying to Ariana Grande" Wayne.
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- Part 2 of Batfam Crackfics
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09 Sep 2025
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Backwards Compatibility by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat, haleswallows, zoe_134340
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022)
10 Aug 2025
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Alfred sighed and closed the book around one finger to keep his place. "Master Bruce. Please tell me you aren't going to that horrid little club in the Narrows again."
For all that he was Batman, trained in the art of bald-faced lying, Bruce managed to shuffle his feet and twitch his eyes toward the front door suspiciously. "I'm… not going to the horrid little club in the Narrows?"
"Yet, here you are, dressed for the club," said Alfred flatly.
Fed up with Bruce's playboy act, Alfred signs him up for an exclusive dating service, hoping that he will at the very least make a friend. On the other side of the bay, Lois gifts Clark with a voucher for that very same service, insisting that he needs to move on from their mutual breakup.
Neither one of them really wants a relationship, but they do want their loved ones to be happy. So they come to a mutually beneficial agreement.
It very quickly becomes something else entirely.
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09 Sep 2025