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    There was a burst of static, a gusty sigh. "𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐤𝐚, you have the biggest 'bottom eyes' I have ever seen."

    "That's not a thing."

    "It is absolutely a thing, and that thing is you," she cackled, and he hung up the phone, ears so hot they should have been smoking.

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    Or, Shane meets Svetlana first, and it changes everything and nothing.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Marleau has no clue how to help Roz, but when he sees him struggling after his Montreal girl dumps him, he knows he’s going to have to figure it out. Whether Roz wants him to or not.

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    Ilya very much does not want to be helped right now, but thankfully for Ilya, Cliff is not asking his opinion on the matter.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Immediately following the events of Episode 6, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov return to the cottage and spend the next number of days talking, fucking, and sharing secrets about their relationship the other person doesn't know.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander has the highest hockey IQ in the NHL...and actively pretends he doesn't. He's already set himself apart in many ways, and he doesn't need "absolute hockey nerd" added to the list.

    Keeping this secret gets harder as he stops hiding other parts of himself from those around him. He comes out to the Voyageurs (who don't take it very well), he starts hanging out with the Raiders (though no one has a clue about him and Ilya being anything beyond friends), and he feels as if he is losing parts of himself in the expectations others hold for him.

    Ilya notices, and resolves to create a space that his boyfriend can thrive in, even if that means getting him the fuck out of Montreal.

    Set during The Long Game, where Shane and Ilya have made their plan, Shane's parents know about their relationship, and they've started telling people they are friends, but before Ilya officially transfers to Ottawa. That's right folks, this is a "Boston steals Shane Hollander" fic. We need more, and I am here to contribute☺️🫰

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Lily: Wanna raise stakes? ;)

    Lily: I have idea

    Shane rolls his eyes. Of course Rozanov is trying to get in his head this close to a game, it’s his own perverted way of playing dirty.

    Jane: What is it, ‘Lily’? I told you not to text me before the game.

    Lily: For every goal you score, I’ll give you orgasm

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Or; Ilya comes up with a challenge for Shane when they play against each other in Montreal. What happens when it backfires on Ilya?

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    31 May 2026

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    Ilya ✔️ @ilyarozanov
    replying to @hollzyupdates
    does he need dog? i can bark 🙇🏼

     

    or, shane's in paris for fashion week and ilya responds accordingly

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    31 May 2026

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    @rozanovisking
    WAIT WAIT WAIT did anyone else see that ilya fucking rozanov liked rose landry’s breaking up with shane hollander tweet???? i’m dying hello??????

    461k people liked this tweet.

    (ilya likes rose’s post about her breaking up with shane. the internet collectively lose their minds. ilya and rose have fun. shane does not.)

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    31 May 2026

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    Rose: Shane. I need you to tell me something.

    Shane: Giraffes are thirty times more likely to get hit by lightning than people.

    Rose:
    Rose: Shane wtf that’s not what I meant 😭

    Shane: Oh.

    Or: Rose doesn't know why 80% of her boyfriends turn out to be gay, and 100% of her romantic relationships die. Shane figures it out.

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    31 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander, captain of the Boston Raiders, is the the undisputed best hockey player of his generation. But he’s lonely. His relationships with women have never worked out, and he’s afraid he knows why.

    Ilya Rozanov is a charismatic, openly bisexual personal trainer and influencer. His content is half thirst traps, half brutal and perceptive hockey critique.

    It’s no surprise, really, that Shane falls for him so hard and so fast.

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    30 May 2026

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    When Ilya Rozanov goes down on the ice, the Boston Bears are already moving to defend their captain. No one expects Shane Hollander, captain of the Montreal Voyageurs, to be the one who throws the first punch.

    Or: the Boston Bears figure out Ilya and Shane's relationship first-and decide that instead of letting their captain move to Ottawa, they'll just kidnap his boyfriend instead. Shane Hollander would make a better Bear anyway.

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    30 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander has a secret life. No, not the one where he's hiding his trysts with his rival.

    He's a pseudonymous hockey romance author under the alias Jane Dutch.

    And the Metros WAGs have just picked up his first release for their book club...

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    30 May 2026

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    Shane is finally ready to come out on his own terms in an emotional Instagram post about his relationship with Ilya...

    The only problem is everyone thinks he was hacked.

    To be fair, Ilya writing: No is true, I'm gay for Hollander, did not help.

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    29 May 2026

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    Shane decides he should let everyone believe he has a hook-up in every city, so it will no longer seem suspicious that he always disappears in Boston. While Shane is proud of himself for the ruse and for the ability to explore new places after away games, Ilya handles the new rumor with grace and dignity. Which is to say he suddenly feels the need to text and maybe even call Shane on his roadies to see if he can keep him occupied.

    Based on a Tumblr post listed below.

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    29 May 2026

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    “This is awkward. This room isn’t available to the guests.” He’s holding back a giggle and can see in the twitch of his lips that Ilya is too. They’re never played around like this. Never been comfortable enough to have fun instead of just sex.

    Ilya nods, solemn. “Hm. That is disappointing.”

    God he’s so handsome. Shane’s eyes drift to his lips and he gets an idea. 

    “I’m sorry, sir. We’d really like to accommodate you-”

    But then the expression on Ilya’s face shifts and suddenly it's not a game anymore. 

    It’s a split-second of fear that he missed the mark. He only barely even remembers that conversation.

    “Maybe you could teach me Russian?”

    “Only important phrases. Like ‘yes, sir’ and ‘harder, please.’

    Ilya had been joking but... there had been a note of earnestness to his voice. Right? 

     

    or: A rewrite of the bellboy scene where Shane calls Ilya "sir" and a puzzle piece clicks into place.

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    28 May 2026

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    It's a trap, he knows this. This would be crossing a line that neither of them wanted to ever cross, but god did it piss him off that Rozanov found this amusing.

     

    He glares darkly at Rozanov. "I want you off my fucking bed, you freak. You really enjoy torturing me this much you would jerk off on my bed just to piss me off? What do you expect me to do."

    or the college roommates enemies au where Shane finds Ilya jerking off on his bed and they fuck it out

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    28 May 2026

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    “You are planning to rob me or what?” He hears Rozanov call, and he can’t help but smile slightly even as he rolls his eyes, closing the door to the linen closet and feeling strangely lighter than when he opened it, reassured that he’s just trying to read into a blank page, that today doesn’t mean anything more than Rozanov doesn’t mind him being around, which is strangely flattering.

    “I don’t know,” he calls back. “Don’t Russians like diamonds and fur and stuff? Where should I start looking if I want to know what my options are?”

    He hears Rozanov laugh, and it makes him smile.

    When he joins him in the living room once more, Rozanov tugs him down to lean against him again. Shane goes easier this time, settling into it, knowing it doesn’t mean anything other than the fact that he just happens to be the closest warm body, the person on Rozanov’s roster who filled today’s slot.

    (the tuna meltdown doesn't happen) (this does not mean they get ANY better at communication)

    (or: how shane didn't realize he had a boyfriend for several months)

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    28 May 2026

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    His teammates were not treating this as the hard interview Ilya imagined it. Gone were the serious "intervention" faces, replaced with the glee of anticipation. "Roz was going to tell us about his fiancée," Dykstra told Hollander.

    Shane choked on his bite of Raisin Bran. "Oh?"

    "Yeah, I assume you know her. Did he say anything in the car, Hazy?"

    "Dude didn't say one word."

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    The Centaurs stage an intervention.

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    27 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander accidentally becomes the internet’s favorite “work wife.”

    Ilya Rozanov thinks this is the funniest thing that has ever happened and commits to the bit with horrifying sincerity.

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    27 May 2026

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    ”Shane Hollander of the Montreal Metros has been accused of homophobia after making an insensitive joke regarding gay marriage. This is especially hurtful due to its timing — following a shutout game against the New York Admirals, where Captain Scott Hunter resides as the only openly gay player in the MLH. Our insider source confirms this is not the first time Hollander has expressed his negative opinion on the LGBT+ community.
    Our team has reached out to Hollander’s representative staff and is awaiting a response.”

     
    Or: Five times Hollanov tries to come out only for nobody to believe them, and one time it sticks.

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    27 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander has a secret boyfriend, and it’s not Ilya Rozanov. That’s for the best, though, because Shane’s boyfriend is absolutely perfect on paper. He’s also completely on board with the need to keep their relationship out of the press to avoid ruffling any feathers at the MHL commissioner’s office.

    There’s only one problem with Shane’s boyfriend. He’s not Ilya Rozanov.

    (Canon divergence where Ilya and Shane do separate photo shoots pre-rookie season and never hook up. Somehow. So then Shane has a “normal” dating life.)

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    27 May 2026

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