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“Salutations, God of the Underworld! Let me stay in your realm!”
The myth of Persephone’s kidnapping by Hades may have taken a few liberties. In fact, more than a few.
In which Alastor, God of Spring, deigns to grace Lucifer, God of the Underworld, with his unwanted presence. And as depressed and lonely as he is, Lucifer is still not sure this is a good idea. For Man and Godkind, that is. Meanwhile, Alastor, hoping for some entertainment, finds more to do than he bargained for.
(Greek Gods AU, based loosely on fanart)
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Bookmarked by RosaCat
04 Feb 2026
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“Does Angel Dust tend to nest in his suite?” Alastor asked without preamble.
“Why’re you askin’ me?” Husk asked gruffly, briefly trying to feign ignorance. A single raised brow from Alastor was all it took to squash that recalcitrance out of him, his shoulders and wings dropping. “Yeah, yeah – fine. But why’re you askin’ me now? It ain’t like Angel’s gonna steal his own shit and pretend like it weren’t him. Besides, he ain’t anywhere close to bein’ in heat. It’s not him, boss.”
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Items have been going missing around the hotel. Nothing of any value or consequence - just people's personal effects. Regardless of their importance, Alastor cannot simply stand by and let somebody rob folks in his territory, right under his nose.
He sets out to catch the thief - and picks up a less than useful helper along the way in the form of one miniature monarch - but comes up empty handed. Empty handed, that is, until later that evening.
With his past racing to catch up to him things and quickly spiraling out of his control, he might find that less than useful helper has a use after all.
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- Part 3 of RadioApple Shorter Form Multichapter
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Thanks to Alastor's nefarious schemes, everyone's having a delightfully awful day. Alas, this is the only day he'll be seeing for a while; Every dawn, the day resets. And of course, this is all Lucifer's fault.
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Bookmarked by RosaCat
11 Dec 2025
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Lucifer is Alastor's first ever relationship, and he is terrified of losing the angel due to his own lack of sexual desire. So, he decides to do what he does best: refuse to communicate until he ends up making a mess of things anyway. Will he ever learn?
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05 Dec 2025
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“Oh.” Lucifer lifted his mug and took a sip. “Well, er, thanks. For the coffee.”
“Of course.” Alastor took another bite of his croissant, chewing and swallowing before he spoke again. “I… actually had something I wanted to discuss with you if you might be amenable.”
“Sure.” Lucifer said without hesitation, taking another bite of his own croissant and speaking with his mouth still full as he chewed. “You can tell me anything, buck.”
Alastor hummed and reached over, swiping his thumb along Lucifer’s lower lip where a bit of chocolate lingered before lifting his thumb to his own mouth and sucking it clean, biding his time before he just… came out and said what he needed to say. He figured that would be the best way to go about it. After all, his maman had always taught him honesty was the best policy.
“I don't wish to have sex with you.” Alastor blurted.
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Alastor decides he and Lucifer are finally at that stage in their relationship where they should probably have "the talk" so he sits his King down and tells him when he needs to. It goes about as well as one might expect.
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- Part 15 of Hellaverse Events
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03 Dec 2025
