1 - 20 of 101 Bookmarks by RetiredHitman
Navigation
List of Bookmarks
-
Short Fucking Hockey Player by dottiedoesotherfandoms (dottie_wan_kenobi)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
16 Mar 2026
Tags
Summary
The first time Ilya does it, Shane’s kind of distracted.
Ilya has a look on his face that’s far too solemn for the words he says. “There’s this short fucking hockey player…”
Shane’s not fucking short, and they both know that. But then Ilya is dissing his weak backhand, and they’re also having a serious conversation about feelings and marriage. It’s not important to point out the obvious error in what he said. So Shane, pretty generously he thinks, lets it go.
--
Ilya and Shane are the same size. Ilya starts calling Shane short. Shane Reacts.
Series
- Part 11 of all dwk heated rivalry fics
- Part 4 of heated rivalry social media fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,981
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 30
- Kudos:
- 783
- Bookmarks:
- 73
- Hits:
- 6,694
Bookmarked by RetiredHitman
27 Apr 2026
-
When love calls... the wrong number. by Jellyfiah
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
17 Mar 2025
Tags
Summary
Clark was...
Desperate wasn't the right word.
He was just...
...Lonely sounded worse.
In any case (which if you really thought about it didn't even need to be described with words, yeah) he had been on the chase of love for quite some time and destiny had proven that he wouldn't be so lucky anytime soon.
Or would he?
▮▮▮▮▮▮▯▯▯
In which Clark meets a cutie at a bar and decides to send them a text the next day only to find out that he was given the wrong number.
Bookmarked by RetiredHitman
01 Jan 2025
-
veracity by pomeloquat
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU
29 Jun 2023
Tags
Summary
Some of Superman’s enemies capture his closest ally in an attempt to discover a way to take him down.
They learn much, much more than they ever wanted to know.
-
Tags
Summary
Five times Bruce's kids called him dad and once he said it himself
-
Tags
Summary
“My name is Clark,” Clark said.
“I know,” Batman replied.
Clark watched the man for a moment. He didn’t know what he had expected, honestly. The League knew him as Kal-El, not Clark Kent. Maybe he told Batman his name because he had expected him to have already known, maybe he had wanted to surprise him.
“Mine is Bruce,” Batman said eventually.
Or: Clark as he learns more about Batman.
Series
- Part 9 of Dc drabbles
-
all each riddles, when unknown by susiecarter
Fandoms: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Man of Steel (2013), DC Extended Universe
15 Jul 2017
Tags
Summary
Post-MoS AU: Clark, struggling to deal with the events of Black Zero Day, is assigned a straightforward human-interest piece—on Wayne Enterprises. Then Batman catches Superman's attention, Clark Kent starts investigating Batman, Bruce Wayne spends a lot of time
arguing withhitting on Clark Kent, and Bruce's best efforts to find a way to hurt Superman start to bear fruit.And then things get complicated.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 51,926
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 596
- Kudos:
- 5,880
- Bookmarks:
- 1,705
- Hits:
- 99,194
Bookmarked by RetiredHitman
13 Jul 2023
-
Bookmarked by RetiredHitman
09 Jul 2023
-
Tags
Summary
A baby bat is also called a pup. So, of course, Bruce would call his children the same thing (they are, after all, all his babies).
Bookmarked by RetiredHitman
09 Jul 2023
-
A Sense of Identity by DaaroMoltor
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
12 Nov 2016
Tags
Summary
It was a Thursday afternoon at the end of March, and Bruce Wayne met Clark Kent in the way enterprising billionaires tended to meet investigative reporters: Through an interview.
Kent had posture like cooked spaghetti and wore his plaid like the strangest camouflage in history.Bruce was less than impressed.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,094
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 19
- Comments:
- 965
- Kudos:
- 32,135
- Bookmarks:
- 5,804
- Hits:
- 322,304
Bookmarked by RetiredHitman
07 Jul 2023
Bookmarker's Tags:
Bookmarker's Notes
Clark exposing Bruce then they fall in love ;)
-
Bring Your Child To Work Day by Bubbly_Kandy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon)
10 Aug 2018
Tags
Summary
(An AU where Bruce adopted Dick when he was three)
Really, taking a three-year-old to a Justice League meeting probably wasn’t a wise idea.
Series
- Part 1 of Dickie Bird AU
-
Tags
Summary
Bruce deals with his sick child for the first time and finds himself as more than just a caretaker, but a true Dad.
Series
- Part 1 of The Details of Being A Dad
Bookmarked by RetiredHitman
22 Jun 2023
-
Tags
Summary
Damian was barely taller than Wayne’s hip, hair obscuring his eyes. His skin was far darker than Wayne’s--a dusky brown that spoke of years in the sun. His face, however, could have been a perfect replica of the billionaire’s.
“Oh,” Anne said, frowning at the father-son pair, “Bruce, honey, you didn’t say he’d be so--”
“--handsome,” Lois supplied quickly.
Bruce Wayne introduces his son to reporters.
From a prompt on tumblr.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,556
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 156
- Kudos:
- 18,691
- Bookmarks:
- 1,864
- Hits:
- 118,600
Bookmarked by RetiredHitman
15 Jun 2023
-
Tags
Summary
Soap had a problem. Two of them. And they were attached to his lieutenant Simon “Ghost” fucking Riley and they were called Right Pec and Left Pec!
To put it mildly, Soap couldn't stop thinking about Ghost's fucking chest.
Bookmarked by RetiredHitman
15 Jun 2023
-
The Devil's in Gotham (Remastered) by Prince_Link
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), Batman - All Media Types
09 Dec 2023
Tags
Summary
After defeating Kingpin and the dissolution of Murdock, Nelson, and Page, Matt moves to Gotham to deliver justice as a lawyer. Itching for a fresh start he sets up Murdock: Attorney at Law. When he hears on the news about the city's rogues' gallery and a tense conversation with Jason about the Batman, Matt realises he needs to don the devil's mask once more and help out a certain bat....
There are several barriers to this though. Batman's mistrust in him as Daredevil, Bruce Wayne's mistrust in him as Matt Murdock, and them being one and the same. At least his son Jason is nice and Bruce has a very nice voice when he's playing Batman.
-
Tags
Summary
The address -- 1007 Mountain Drive -- told Alex two things: one, their patient was either going to be someone unreasonably wealthy or an unlucky service worker, and two, getting to the actual patient was going to be a bitch.
Series
- Part 8 of DC outsider POV
-
Tags
Summary
It’s a rough October for anyone under the effects of the moon. And Jack is no exception. And also a bit of a giant baby about it. At least Gabriel’s there to take care of him by force.
-
Tags
Summary
Every Wednesdays and Saturdays, at eight, Johnny has to be in front of him computer to watch Ghost. He's been doing that for the past six months. But it's a bit different tonight.
-
Tags
Summary
Soap (and the 141 + KorTac operators) meets child Simon.
-
Children of Bruce by RevivedLikeClark (pyroleigh)
Fandoms: Man of Steel (2013), Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Justice League (2017), Zack Snyder’s Justice League - Fandom
01 May 2023
Tags
Summary
Clark realizes that Bruce has lost a son, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have others.
Bookmarked by RetiredHitman
03 May 2023
-
The Problem with Kids by murrimabutterfly
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
10 Mar 2022
Tags
Summary
“Oh, thank god, Bruce—”
“Richard,” Batman attempted to cut in, stonefaced.
“—Alf’s gone and Dami’s fever is going up and he’s coughing—”
“Richard,” Batman repeated, firmer.
“—and it sounds so bad. So. Bad. He had a fit that made him throw up—”
“Code alibi,” Batman said, his scowl flickering for a moment. The man on screen stiffened as he turned to look at the camera. He paled immediately, blue eyes wide.Batman's brood accidentally begin to chip away at the mask he wears around the Leaguers.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,991
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 28
- Kudos:
- 3,270
- Bookmarks:
- 451
- Hits:
- 24,795
Bookmarked by RetiredHitman
28 Apr 2023