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Short Fucking Hockey Player by dottiedoesotherfandoms (dottie_wan_kenobi)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
16 Mar 2026
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The first time Ilya does it, Shane’s kind of distracted.
Ilya has a look on his face that’s far too solemn for the words he says. “There’s this short fucking hockey player…”
Shane’s not fucking short, and they both know that. But then Ilya is dissing his weak backhand, and they’re also having a serious conversation about feelings and marriage. It’s not important to point out the obvious error in what he said. So Shane, pretty generously he thinks, lets it go.
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Ilya and Shane are the same size. Ilya starts calling Shane short. Shane Reacts.
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- Part 11 of all dwk heated rivalry fics
- Part 4 of heated rivalry social media fics
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Bookmarked by RetiredHitman
27 Apr 2026
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Gabriel makes the final decision to adopt and ends up the caretaker of a child who asks to be called "Jess." He tries his best to be the father he never had.
(A story about hurt people getting better and lonely people getting happier. It's cute, I promise. But you'll probably cry.)
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Bookmarked by RetiredHitman
17 Jul 2021
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Jesse McCree has the best dads ever. Sure, they do really scary things in the basement to people that Jesse isn't allowed to talk to and they have a saferoom for him to hide in when Daddy's dogs start barking, but they love him and care for him.
Jack Morrison and Gabriel Reyes are rogue agents determined to keep Jesse safe from Talon and Overwatch. The former wants their experiment back and the latter can't be trusted. They'll do whatever it takes to protect Jesse while keeping the world safe and reminding each other just how much they love each other.
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Bookmarked by RetiredHitman
17 Jul 2021
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After a certain member of Blackwatch causes an incident at a formal UN affair, Gabriel Reyes finds his precious two-week leave in Zürich threatened by what is, for all accounts, babysitting. But damn, someone's gotta teach this kid responsibility.
Bookmarked by RetiredHitman
06 Oct 2021
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“Juice boxes,” Bruce explained, pulling out one for himself, “the most common stakeout drink.”
Jason blinked. “Nah, pretty sure that’s coffee.”
“Most common stakeout drink for children,” he amended after he swallowed.
“And you just carry them around?”
Bruce shrugged. “Never hurts to be prepared.”
(aka Bruce becomes a Purse Mom once he starts acquiring kids. A collection of nonlinear scenes about being prepared, always keeping juice boxes on hand, suits with abnormally large pockets, and learning how to stock utility belts.)
My piece for the Batfam Big Bang 2021!
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Bookmarked by RetiredHitman
14 Mar 2022

