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“Don’t stand in the way, new guy. Wouldn’t want to mess up that pretty face. No newbie shaped pancakes on my watch, no siree.” Eddie put his hand on Steve’s shoulder and seemed to study him.
The interaction left him frozen, and Steve realized that his face must’ve been red, because when Robin finally came around the corner, she asked him why he looked like a tomato. He shook his head and refused to explain.
“Seems like you just met a certain someone,” Robin said speculatively, eyebrows raised.
Steve could not, would not satisfy her with an answer, so he simply walked to the break room and sat down, releasing a mortified groan into his hands.
Eddie thought he had a pretty face.
or: a slow burn grocery store au where Steve Harrington is running from his past in Hawkins, Eddie is in an abusive relationship, and Robin and the rest of the store are along for the ride
DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!!!
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There is a brief fear, every time he looks at the pills, about what it will feel like to be numb. What it will be to be an empty shell, put back into the earth. What it will be to be nothing.
What this room will be, without his presence. What will those pictures on the wall resemble? Will they stay the same? Will the walls be different without him to ruin them?
or: sherlock is depressed (it doesnt end well)
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- Part 2 of sherlock bazinga
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Who had they been without each other? That Patroclus would never come to know was Achilles' only ambition and the only important promise he would never break. It was true. Patroclus would never live to know what he would be without Achilles. He swayed as the wind in Achilles' gaze and felt the true calamity of the possibility of death to ever separate them.
The gods chided them from above and fate would soon take its turn as always, but for then it was heaven. For mere, small moments of love, Patroclus thought it was heaven.
Or: a 3+1 but I wrote it so long ago i forgot what it was supposed to be
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Sherlock loves John.
And that’s exactly why he can’t tell him.
He loves him like nothing else, knows the innermost of his emotional heart.
And yet he knows John does not fully know his.
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- Part 1 of sherlock bazinga
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Nausea dissipates in his stomach as Wilbur slides the switchblade back into his pocket and surveys the landscape.
Bare trees shake when a chill cuts through the open air, they sway as brown leaves skitter on the blank concrete.
He looks down at the sidewalk, blotted with drops of blood like a seep-through gauze. He almost heaves, but instead it comes out a sharp breath. The mutilated corpse is finally still, it does not stir or thrash like it was and seems now to be eerily silent, leaving Wilbur as he was before. The only living man left on the roads of destruction.or: Wilbur and Quackity, in the wreck of civilization, find normalcy in each other
(This book is entirely one of fiction and does not take anything other than the character profiles from the Dream SMP)Series
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tntduo because my soul is rotting at a very high speed by Ranbootslol
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Star Wars - All Media Types, Video Blogging RPF
15 Jul 2024
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Sherlock is home, he and John are returning to cases, and all's right with the world--right? But a series of minor mishaps and injuries makes two things very clear to his friends and family: first, Sherlock's time away wasn't the grand adventure everyone has assumed it was; and second, that time has left Sherlock with a legacy that's bleeding into his life today. Sherlock is Not Okay, and it's not going away.
EDIT: I have now made this part of a series, since I am going to be doing occasional one-offs in this same universe.
WORKS INSPIRED BY THIS ONE: The lovely Aunt_Didi has begun a podfic of this work--it can be found on both of our dashboards.
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- Part 1 of Scheherezade 'verse
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They know now. They all know. This isn’t going away, as much as he keeps hoping to wake up from another hallucination. There’s nothing to do but bite the bullet - so to speak- and Wilson could be an ally. The conversation is happening, the secrets are out, and House needs to know that Wilson’s going to be with him, even if he’d never admit it he wants that. Wilson’s staring at him with waves of ‘wanting to talk about it’ coming off him like radiation off the elephant's foot and so, with an uneven sigh, House asks, “What are we talking about first?”
Wilson’s jaw sets, his eyes darken unblinkingly as he leans ever further forward, “Are you suicidal?”
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As it turns out, all it takes are two bullets to rip open the closet doors and send every one of House's skeletons crashing out for all to see. Secrets that change how everyone looks at him, and maybe it wouldn't be so bad if everyone didn't include Wilson. -
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“Wilson!” he calls, willing to concede if only to understand what the hell is going on. “You can stop now! You win!”
“Hm?” Wilson reappears in the doorway, knotting some hideously patterned tie. “If this is about the poker game I know you cheated on—”
“This prank,” House says, gesturing all around the apartment. “You got me, you don’t have to—”
But in the action of waving his hand around, his gaze catches on a shiny glint on his finger. He blinks at it. Once, twice. It can’t be.
He’s wearing a wedding ring.
Out of the corner of his eye, he sees Wilson place his hands on his hips, roll his eyes. There’s a similar band on his left hand, fourth finger—the designated marriage finger. The sight is not unfamiliar to House, what with Wilson’s endless stream of wives, but House has never seen a matching ring on his own hand. Certainly not one that matches Wilson’s.
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Or, where House wakes up in an alternate universe where he and Wilson are married.
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- Part 1 of The Multiverse of Houses
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The Harrowing Implications of Being One Limb Away from Becoming a Snake by TechnoCheese
Fandoms: House M.D.
02 Oct 2025
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“Oh, House,” Wilson gasps.
House bristles at the stricken tone, even as his cheeks warm with his friend’s concern. He just knows Wilson is giving him that stupid kicked puppy look, and it’s a shame he has no cane to smack it off his face.
Still, he agrees with the sentiment. ‘Oh, House,’ indeed. Even in his current state, the raw implications of two broken arms on a cripple are harrowing.
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drawing constellations across your face by NotYoursNotMine
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
25 Feb 2026
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Steve finds that the only thing worse than wanting to kill yourself- is trying to kill yourself, and failing.