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  1. Public Bookmark 75

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    The news breaks one week after the season ends with Scott Hunter's win and subsequent make-out with his smoothie boyfriend. Now his rival and long-time wet dream Shane Hollander has come out as gay in a carefully curated Instagram post that screams boring.

    Well, Ilya Rozanov has never been the type of person to let an opportunity skate on by.

    AU where they never hook up at the CCM shoot in 2010... despite Ilya's best efforts.

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    16 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 88

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    People often mistook Shane as unemotional or unexpressive. These people were wrong. Shane wore every thought on his face, if you were paying attention. Ilya had been paying attention to every muscle twitch for five years. He was fluent in Shane Hollander’s microexpressions. The widening of his eyes when something delighted him. The flaring of his nostrils when he was annoyed. The tightening of his jaw when he was nervous.

    Right now, Ilya couldn’t identify a single god-forsaken emotion on Shane’s face.

    “Are you okay?” Ilya’s voice cracked.

    Shane didn’t react. “Never better. Is that all?”

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    Shane Hollander gets Hanahaki at the Sochi Olympics. He is not ready to die. He's determined to fall out of love with Ilya Rozanov. Unfortunately when that doesn't work, he takes the only other way out.

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    15 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 81

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    Shane gets pregnant with Ilya's baby before the Tuna Meltdown and doesn't tell him because, well, he's kind of stupid and he panicked, badly.

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    14 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    Within the very thick rulebook of the FIA, the one book where different rules are continuously reviewed and modified to better suit the motorsport world every year, still lies a purely obsolete law that has no place in the modern world: no omega is to be allowed a Super Licence to drive in Formula One, or any other form of formula racing.

    Of course there are people who want to sneak through the barriers regardless. And when there's a will, there's a way. The Red Bull Racing team will make sure of it.

    (or, the OmegaRBR fic.)

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    14 Jun 2026

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    The video opens with an air of domesticity and almost innocence to it that foreshadowed nothing of what would follow. A quick sweeping shot of a bedroom, lights low, before the camera settles on a man standing in front of a mirror. The atmosphere is intimate and cozy. Ilya Rozanov is just finishing pulling the jersey over his head, abs and a trail of hair disappearing under a sea of blue. He turns to look in the mirror. His black boxer briefs visible where the jersey ends. HOLLANDER spelled across the back with 24 in the center

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    Well it's yet another Hollanov getting outted Pre-Tuna melt fic because this one is haunting my brain.
    How will the boys handle it when a stupid video they decided to make gets posted at the start of the 2016 season? Before they've ever had a chance to establish what they want with each other. What will the consequences be in a era before Scott Hunter kissing on the ice and Ilya's still the captain in Boston.

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    12 Jun 2026