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    The Planet makes a simple plan, but chooses a complicated hero.

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    07 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The Planet by the end of this story, absolutely done: good gracious ABOVE, you convoluted child. You finally listen after taking the long way around. At least we got there in the end.

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    The stars are slowly vanishing.

    It's Shockwave's job to stop that, but yesterday a castaway thunked against his ship, the Seraph, and after pulling him out of a ship that was less of a spaceworthy vessel and more of an iron lung, getting his oxygen levels up, and rehydrating him, Shockwave keeps discovering that Blurr is from... just... just a very bad place.

    But Blurr is also the first human being Shockwave has seen in ages, and that's playing with his emotions in no small way.

    And Shockwave is the single most perfect being Blurr has ever seen, and it's messing with his head in no small way.

    Longarm Prime is a snakey-olm-gator-armadillo-lobster alien, and he's very excited to meet the new human he rescued from a doomed timeline without telling anyone that's what he was doing.

    Based on Keferon's Space Roommates AU, a Humanformers/Bloody Mary mashup kind of thing. Follows Reach, For The Stars and Without Hope Of Recovery.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Mask’s plot to break the Joker out of Arkham to go after the Red Hood fails. Time for Plan B.

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    05 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 53

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    They know everything that happens in Crime Alley.

    EVERYTHING.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    [From Tumblr]: Good cop bad cop but Jim Gordon (the good cop) is passed out from blood loss and exhaustion and Batman (the obvious bad cop) bundles everyone involved (including his kids) into a corner booth at a 24 hour diner and proceeds to interrogate the suspect over shitty diner coffee and the sounds of his kids force feeding Commissioner Gordon apple pie and french fries.

    It's the most intimidating interrogation that has ever taken place in Gotham.

    (or, the one where May’s Diner has seen everything Gotham has to offer at night. almost everything, at least)

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    02 Jun 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 8

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    A fanfic of Keferons "Space Roomates AU" because it has infected my brain on a microbial level.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    It's a well known fact that The Bat and its bird are demons, and the Waynes their unwitting hosts.

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    30 May 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 15

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    Follows Reach, For The Stars.

    Blurr is lost in space, sealed up in a shitty little scout ship that's not far from becoming a coffin. He has no idea how he ended up anywhere near Shockwave's very fancy spaceship, or why Shockwave is being so generous, or what to do now-- mostly he's just sure Shockwave is the most beautiful man he's ever seen, and it's stopping him from thinking about anything sensible.

    Keferon's Space Roommates AU is a humanformers Bloody Mary AU, and it amused me to let Shockwave take the jaws of life to the Iron Lung.

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    27 May 2026

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    Zuko's soul marks have been regularly burned away since before he knew what they meant. He knows that he cannot be loyal to his father and his nation while also being loyal to a soul family, so he doesn't look for them. Unfortunately, that means that he doesn't know when he's found them.

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    25 May 2026

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    Cloud is cursed to bounce through dimensions forever. It's exactly as bad as it sounds.

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    25 May 2026

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    Every time Tony comes-to he gasps, like a drowning man desperate for air. There are shadows, and moving shapes that won’t come into focus, and soft hands that roughly shove pills into his mouth and then hold it shut, crushing his nose until he swallows. He does, but the hands never let up.
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    Tony and Steve have been taken from opposite sides of the world, and Peter, Rhodey and Happy team up with Sam and Nat to find their missing friends. People meet Peter for the first time, Peter meets them, fun times are had by all. Except, well, Tony. And Steve, probably.

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    25 May 2026

  12. Public Bookmark 15

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    Take one AU that doesn't, at the moment, even have its own tag yet. Throw in one question (but how did Blurr get there?), invoke my name, and you get a ficlet I guess?

    Or, the ship with the technology to save the stars-- and thus, the universe-- is adrift, because its pilot lost an arm, and the controls require two hands. The alien sent to help him has two arms... but his species never evolved eyes, so he's not as much help as he wants to be.

    But when your murky-water-swimming, cave-and-burrow-dwelling evolution gave your species the ability to stretch out alien senses and locate more esoteric qualities than 'edible' or 'inedible,' and the literal fate of the universe is on the line...

    Longarm Prime decides to find out just how far he can reach.

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    22 May 2026

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    “Oh my god.”

    The glass was impossible for Peter to break, but he could still hear through it. He could even kind of hear the voice coming through the comm device in the guy’s ear.

    “Buck? Talk to me.”

    Peter recognized that voice, but his brain was too fuzzy to pinpoint it. The tests that the scientists had put him through hadn’t been too horrible so far, but the constant triggering of his Spidey sense had overloaded all his heightened senses. It was hard to retain anything through the migraine, as if words were pouring around the sides of his brain and sliding off.

    “It’s a kid.”

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    21 May 2026

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    In which Luke Skywalker is stranded in a tree waiting for a flash flood to recede. Too bad he's got company... Post-ESB oneshot, can be read as canon-compliant.

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    21 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The title is a double entendre that makes you laugh when you've read through the whole fic and get that it really IS a family tree XD

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    Bluestreak wasn’t expecting to get sucked into a Quintesson portal and get thrown halfway across the galaxy without anyway to get back home or long term way to keep himself alive. He wasn’t expecting to survive shutting down the portal at all.

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    20 May 2026

  16. Public Bookmark 41

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    Shockwave died in his original, peaceful world, and woke up in a favorite dramatic novel, taking the place of the character who shares his name.

    The evil senator, doomed to suffer empurata and shadowplay and die trying to destroy the world, who happens to share his name.

    Shockwave felt nothing.

    It was difficult to consider his situation, given how his actions and thoughts, lately, had so deeply revolved around his emotions.

    He can't try to change his role, his place in the story, or he'll undo this whole second chance at life, so he just has to play along and try to ignore how he feels about the main character Orion Pax.

    But this isn't all of that.

    This is the aftermath of shadowplay.

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    19 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    OUGH

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    This is the way the world works: the sun rises in the east. The strong come out on top. Bakugou Katsuki rockets through life like a comet and Midoriya Izuku stumbles after. If he believed in such things Katsuki would say it was written in the stars. That some god of war had looked at him and said this one. That he’d been passed along a line to get his blessings – genius, willpower, fearless ambition – and dropped off on earth.

    Then, of course, there is the question of Deku. The spitfire runt. Deku, no matter what the world does to him, never stops hoping.

    Until, of course, he eventually does.

     

    (Katsuki broke him. Snapped him in half like a twig and now has to scramble to put Deku back together. “We can do this, Deku," he says slowly. "There are so many mysteries that never got put to bed. Criminals roaming around looking to hurt people and you and me, we can fix that.

    There’s a long pause. The comforter slips a little off Deku’s skinny shoulders and drowns him. “You mean like a team?”

    In that split second, Katsuki makes a decision he’s never even considered. He swallows his pride. “Yeah, Deku. We’d be a team.”)

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    19 May 2026

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    Todoroki Rei divorces Endeavor and moves all four of her children into a small apartment next to a boy with wings as red as the hair of her eldest son.

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    19 May 2026

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    “Are you Shouta?” the shadow-man asks, and his tone is polite but there’s something verging on almost desperate behind it.

    Shouta considers. He’s unarmed, facing an unknown person who knows his home address and his first name, he hasn’t slept in thirty-six hours, and he’s wearing kitten-patterned pajama pants. Despite all of that, he’s still confident in his ability to handle himself in a fight, but nothing about this situation is making sense, and it’s sending him slightly off-kilter.

    Starting with how the shadow man knows his name.

    “Maybe,” he says, after his silence has dragged on a beat too long. “Who’s asking.”

     

    (Aizawa Shouta is two years out of UA, and three years grieving the death of one of his best friends, when a stranger knocks on his door in the middle of the night.)

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    18 May 2026

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    Eri has a question. Aizawa is not prepared.

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    18 May 2026

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