Ostensibly_Functional



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  1. Public Bookmark 14

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    The stars are slowly vanishing.

    It's Shockwave's job to stop that, but yesterday a castaway thunked against his ship, the Seraph, and after pulling him out of a ship that was less of a spaceworthy vessel and more of an iron lung, getting his oxygen levels up, and rehydrating him, Shockwave keeps discovering that Blurr is from... just... just a very bad place.

    But Blurr is also the first human being Shockwave has seen in ages, and that's playing with his emotions in no small way.

    And Shockwave is the single most perfect being Blurr has ever seen, and it's messing with his head in no small way.

    Longarm Prime is a snakey-olm-gator-armadillo-lobster alien, and he's very excited to meet the new human he rescued from a doomed timeline without telling anyone that's what he was doing.

    Based on Keferon's Space Roommates AU, a Humanformers/Bloody Mary mashup kind of thing. Follows Reach, For The Stars and Without Hope Of Recovery.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Mask’s plot to break the Joker out of Arkham to go after the Red Hood fails. Time for Plan B.

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    05 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 53

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    They know everything that happens in Crime Alley.

    EVERYTHING.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    [From Tumblr]: Good cop bad cop but Jim Gordon (the good cop) is passed out from blood loss and exhaustion and Batman (the obvious bad cop) bundles everyone involved (including his kids) into a corner booth at a 24 hour diner and proceeds to interrogate the suspect over shitty diner coffee and the sounds of his kids force feeding Commissioner Gordon apple pie and french fries.

    It's the most intimidating interrogation that has ever taken place in Gotham.

    (or, the one where May’s Diner has seen everything Gotham has to offer at night. almost everything, at least)

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    02 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    A fanfic of Keferons "Space Roomates AU" because it has infected my brain on a microbial level.

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    01 Jun 2026